kali
@kalibration.website
I am a swan's wings, bloodied at the joint 🖤
and pasted to a boy's back, like in that story 💖
Soundtrack musician 🐇
and pasted to a boy's back, like in that story 💖
Soundtrack musician 🐇
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Did any of you just text me from Florida like an hour and a half ago... who do I know in Florida... I don't be answering texts if I don't know who they're from. and I never know who they're from.
January 23, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Did any of you just text me from Florida like an hour and a half ago... who do I know in Florida... I don't be answering texts if I don't know who they're from. and I never know who they're from.
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this is the only way to appreciate someone playing a bitchin guitar solo
April 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
this is the only way to appreciate someone playing a bitchin guitar solo
Bean sprouts on a sandwich if you're brave enough
January 23, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Bean sprouts on a sandwich if you're brave enough
This cold snap is going to fucking suck man... it's not even below 15f yet and it already sucks... this is what I'm talking about how the holidays are way too early because winter here doesn't even start hitting until almost February but when it does it just beats the fuck out of you.
January 23, 2026 at 2:05 AM
This cold snap is going to fucking suck man... it's not even below 15f yet and it already sucks... this is what I'm talking about how the holidays are way too early because winter here doesn't even start hitting until almost February but when it does it just beats the fuck out of you.
How did Klingons make enough scientific progress to become spacefaring?
January 22, 2026 at 9:41 AM
How did Klingons make enough scientific progress to become spacefaring?
For my money this has always been basically the most badass character design ever created.
January 22, 2026 at 7:58 AM
For my money this has always been basically the most badass character design ever created.
I think my speech pattern was irrevocably altered by that one bit from an old Nintendo Power magazine where they tease that Kingdom Hearts will be in the issue by saying "It's a story with a lot of Heart. It's fit for a King. It's Mother 3. Just kidding."
January 22, 2026 at 7:41 AM
I think my speech pattern was irrevocably altered by that one bit from an old Nintendo Power magazine where they tease that Kingdom Hearts will be in the issue by saying "It's a story with a lot of Heart. It's fit for a King. It's Mother 3. Just kidding."
They should let me start my own country. Like I'm sure there must be some big tract of uninhabited land out in central Australia or like, fucking Montana that they can just give me. I don't care if someone "owns it" on paper if they're not doing anything with it just let me have it man. I'll use it.
January 22, 2026 at 5:45 AM
They should let me start my own country. Like I'm sure there must be some big tract of uninhabited land out in central Australia or like, fucking Montana that they can just give me. I don't care if someone "owns it" on paper if they're not doing anything with it just let me have it man. I'll use it.
My body is a quite simple machine; you put confectionary in and soundtrack music comes out
January 22, 2026 at 1:31 AM
My body is a quite simple machine; you put confectionary in and soundtrack music comes out
I can't bring myself to be excited for Alex coming to Street Fighter 6... after what they did to him in 5 it just feels like a Charlie Brown football situation
January 22, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I can't bring myself to be excited for Alex coming to Street Fighter 6... after what they did to him in 5 it just feels like a Charlie Brown football situation
Seven peanuts is the perfect handful of peanuts.
January 22, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Seven peanuts is the perfect handful of peanuts.
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When you meet another Sonic fan
January 21, 2026 at 2:29 PM
When you meet another Sonic fan
On my new Bloodborne character I put all my points into stamina besides just enough strength to use the stake driver and just enough bloodtinge for rifle spear. I'm not even a glass cannon I'm just a, like, glass mosquito. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking
January 21, 2026 at 7:22 AM
On my new Bloodborne character I put all my points into stamina besides just enough strength to use the stake driver and just enough bloodtinge for rifle spear. I'm not even a glass cannon I'm just a, like, glass mosquito. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking
Grocery store randomly decided to tear up the deli and butcher counters on the last day of a really good sale and just said "whatever" if you wanted to buy anything from them I think they should give me a million dollars. I'm owed a million dollars. By the grocery store
January 21, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Grocery store randomly decided to tear up the deli and butcher counters on the last day of a really good sale and just said "whatever" if you wanted to buy anything from them I think they should give me a million dollars. I'm owed a million dollars. By the grocery store
I'm always thinking about the like, gender role snafu between Tifa and Aerith it's so good
January 20, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I'm always thinking about the like, gender role snafu between Tifa and Aerith it's so good
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SLUTS is a crew, there are a few members known - Fuego, Skoler, Omex. They do really eye catching end to end burners on railcars, they are pretty wise to tag the crew name instead of individual names imgur.com/gallery/all-...
January 20, 2026 at 2:55 PM
SLUTS is a crew, there are a few members known - Fuego, Skoler, Omex. They do really eye catching end to end burners on railcars, they are pretty wise to tag the crew name instead of individual names imgur.com/gallery/all-...
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regularly-scheduled "please watch Cyber City OEDO (dubbed)" reminder
January 20, 2026 at 8:35 PM
regularly-scheduled "please watch Cyber City OEDO (dubbed)" reminder
There are plenty of worse things in life than a hard gummy, but when you're biting into one, it's hard to think of them.
January 20, 2026 at 12:38 AM
There are plenty of worse things in life than a hard gummy, but when you're biting into one, it's hard to think of them.
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Is there any kind of tool out there like a "reverse chord finder" where I could say like "what chord is E the minor 7th of" and it gives me back F#... that's an easier one I guess, since a 7th is just one step back, but there's trickier ones I can't really do in my head
January 19, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Is there any kind of tool out there like a "reverse chord finder" where I could say like "what chord is E the minor 7th of" and it gives me back F#... that's an easier one I guess, since a 7th is just one step back, but there's trickier ones I can't really do in my head
Sometimes I feel like the only person who likes capers and olives.
January 19, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Sometimes I feel like the only person who likes capers and olives.
I love telling people who aren't from the north about how you have to leave your faucet dripping when it gets down to negative fahrenheit or else your pipes will freeze and explode
January 18, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I love telling people who aren't from the north about how you have to leave your faucet dripping when it gets down to negative fahrenheit or else your pipes will freeze and explode
Just remembered this.
this is how we trip
YouTube video by GoodNeighborStuff
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January 18, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Just remembered this.