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The original Kamalama
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Backend software engineer
Full stack pancake engineer
Professional axe thrower*
Crazy dog lady
I'm probably buried in a vine of some sort.
Durham, nc



*It's not hard
Look, Mamdani is still Desi and snow days probably just meant kumon for him as a kid.
January 26, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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I didn't say it. The Germans did.
January 23, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans
January 21, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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IMHO, it was a gutsy, principled act

21 years later, it's so disappointing to see what directions Newsom has taken

It's repulsive, for example, seeing him throw trans kids under the bus to appeal to 'centrist' voters, which I wrote about, with Mandy Giles, in TIME

2/2

time.com/7296246/tran...
Letting Transgender Kids Play Sports Benefits All Kids
States with policies allowing trans girls to play sports have seen increased rates of sports participation by cis girls.
time.com
January 19, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days
August 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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to any politicians out there: the only metric by which i am deciding my votes in any future Democratic primary is how far they're willing to go in punishing this administration and i am far from the only one
January 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same
January 10, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I implore everyone traveling this holiday to choose showers over cologne and perfume.
December 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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If we're not at war, Pete Hegseth is a murderer. If we are at war, Pete Hegseth is still a murderer. He's a murderer. And you don't need to go to The Hague to hold him accountable because there are perfectly good, American laws AGAINST MURDER.
My latest in @thenation.com
Pete Hegseth Should Be Charged With Murder
No matter how you look at the strikes on alleged “drug boats”—as acts of war or attacks on civilians—Hegseth has committed a crime and should be prosecuted.
www.thenation.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
If Republicans were able to respond with "we should listen to the voters" and not "I am entitled to this seat and therefore punish the people who tried to deny me this birthright" this might mean less shitty for the next year in terms of not being the cruelest mortherfuckers on the planet. Alas.
December 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Leftists think they can ally with the scorpion to sting and kill capitalist politicians. Liberals think they can ally with the scorpion to make leftists irrelevant. It will sting and poison you all. "Lol. Lmao," the scorpion says.
November 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Where to call if you have an encounter with ICE or CBP.
Call our hotline at (336) 543-0353
November 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Mike Johnson, probably: “what election? I’ve been extremely busy not releasing the Epstein files, I haven’t heard about any elections”
November 5, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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For those of you who don’t know, the residents of Paterson are overwhelmingly Black and Latino.

newjersey.news12.com/bomb-threats...
Bomb threats force closures at some New Jersey polling places
Paterson Mayor Andre Sayegh said polling sites at School 2 and School 10 in Paterson were shut down after threats were received.
newjersey.news12.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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the other thing about this is that there is no reason to pit these candidates against each other? each are good fits for their respective electorates and each shows the value of vigorous campaigns focused on the stated material problems of voters.
November 4, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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the one-two punch for Usha Vance of your husband making a public statement that he hopes you renounce your faith and then showing off his new widowed side piece is crazy work
October 31, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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"normies do not care about this thing and so it is no use raising a stink" is imho just an excuse for not doing politics, which is the job of making normies care about something
October 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
6-ft Skelly dog is my favorite indulgence this year.

I like to think it's my dog that passed a few years ago. And Hiro is ignoring him just like the old times 🥹
October 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I entered my macarons into the NC state fair this year. Sweet potato pie flavored.
October 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Your know it's real because ..
October 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM