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kaonashi806.bsky.social
Affreux Jojo
@kaonashi806.bsky.social
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Probablement poisson rouge dans une vie antérieure / Embracing chaos since (none of your business) / Slow is beautiful 🦥 / Essaie d'être drôle, sans grand succès
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Affreux Jojo @kaonashi806.bsky.social · Jan 11
Pourquoi je suis fan de hockey, déjà ?
kaonashi806.bsky.social
Ah, les ellipses…
Message de Médias CH à propos d'un article de "24 heures" avec l'extrait suivant : L’hiver s’installe: La Brévine savoure le retour de la neige et les températures glaciales "La «Sibérie de la Suisse» entretient un rapport ambigu au froid qui lui vaut sa notoriété. Et le cul..."
January 11, 2026 at 10:16 AM
kaonashi806.bsky.social
Bon, assez procrastiné, la liste de mes albums 2025 préférés :
Annahstasia - Tether Julien Baker & TORRES - Send A Prayer My Way Big Thief - Double Infinity Ethel Cain - Willoughby Tucker, I'll Always Love You CocoRosie - Little Death Wishes Lucy Dacus - Forever Is A Feeling Florist - Jellywish Freshberry - Diamond Files Rebecca Foon & Aliayta Foon-Dancoes - Reverie S. G. Goodman - Planting by the Signs Haley Heyndericks & Max Garcia Conover - What of Our Nature Jason Isbell - Foxes in the Snow Japanese Breakfast - For Melancholy Brunettes (& Sad Women) Cassandra Jenkins - My Light, My Message Parlor Jolie Laide - Creatures Lorea - Los Problemas se frotan Mark Molnar - EXO Momma - Welcome to My Blue Sky Múm - History of Silence Lido Pimienta - La Belleza Ken Pomeroy - Cruel Joke Pynch - Beautiful Noise Adrian Quesada - Boleros Psicodelicos II Kangding Ray - Sirāt Gwenifer Raymond - Last Night I Heard The Dog Star Bark Alan Sparhawk - With Trampled By Turtles Anna Tivel - Animal Poem Jeff Tweedy - Twilight Override Hélène Vogelsinger - Reappearance Patrick Watson - Uh Oh
January 5, 2026 at 11:35 AM
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akiyoshikitaoka.bsky.social
「白いカオナシと黒いカオナシ」

ただし、どちらの顔も同じ輝度（物理的明るさ）である。
December 29, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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miamidsa.org
RIP Claudia Cardinale. Much like Robert Redford, she was a rare case of a beautiful performer with a filmography full of bangers who did NOT become right-wing later in life. Here she is punching fascist Brigitte Bardot in the face in Les Pétroleuses (1971).
September 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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townsusa.bsky.social
Lake Geneva, Wisconsin
Pop: 15,518

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Geneva,_Wisconsin

Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=17269865
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=52276245
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=165579384
picture of Lake Geneva, Wisconsin picture of Lake Geneva, Wisconsin picture of Lake Geneva, Wisconsin picture of Lake Geneva, Wisconsin
December 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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entomemeology.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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xkcd.com
Fifteen Years

xkcd.com/3172/
Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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laquadrature.bsky.social
Le fichier TES centralise les photos et empreintes digitales que nous donnons pour faire nos titres d'identité. Nous révélons que la police se sert allègrement dans cette base de données pour identifier des personnes lors de ses enquêtes, en violation du droit. www.laquadrature.net/2025/11/24/l...
La police détourne le fichier des passeports et des cartes d’identité
Fournir sa photographie et ses empreintes quand on demande son passeport ou sa carte d’identité est plus lourd de conséquence que ce qu’on imagine. Ces données, qui sont enregistrées dans le fichier…
www.laquadrature.net
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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ryo-le-ryu.bsky.social
Post someone who looks good in stripes... 🖤
Montage de Nicolas Sarkozy en costume rayé de prisonnier
November 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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nordengail.bsky.social
Ce matin, je vous parle d'IA générative et des personnes étrangères

2 prémisses
1. L'IA générative a un énorme avantage : elle comprend toutes les langues, répond ds ttes les langues et passe d'une langue à une autre en 1 seconde
2. Toutes les associations de France voient leur budget s'effondrer
November 9, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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poischiche.bsky.social
Fasciné par cette photo trouvée sur Mastodon.
if you face swap Mulder and Scully they look like a great Synth Pop band. (above a photo of face swapped Mulder and Scully)
November 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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jesseltaylor.bsky.social
COUNT I

Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.

COUNT II

The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
October 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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lizclimo.bsky.social
Top: bear and rabbit are watching a scary movie and having snacks. Bear asks “do plants have ghosts?” Rabbit replies “no, I don’t think so. Why” Bottom: bear says “that’s good. Bc a lot of them have died in my house”
October 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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csmfht.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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footalitaire.bsky.social
288 pages
101 définitions
25 ans de révolutions tactiques

Le 5e ouvrage des Dé-Managers, co-écrit avec @ckuchly.bsky.social

Dans toutes les librairies le 13/11/2025 (liens ci-après)
October 16, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
BRAND NEW Far Side from Gary Larson just dropped
a jazz club named "Club Gombe" with a chimpanzee band going nuts on stage and more chimps hooting and hollering at the tables. one empty table has a card on it reading "reserved for Jane Goodall"
October 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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chrixcoenen.bsky.social
If you see this, QTP with a gift of a vampire that isn't Dracula.
Walter Crane, ‘The capitalist vampire’ (1885) A giant bat feeds on an exhausted worker lying on the ground. Behind them, a female angel blows a trumpet. The vampire is called ‘Capitalism’ and the angel ‘Socialism’.
October 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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bertrand-k.bsky.social
Pépito is back home (22:05:17)
Lecornu qui passe par une porte
October 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
it's not FOR us
edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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cubidou.bsky.social
Le mec va mettre le 1er ministre en prod ce soir à 18 h.
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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theonion.com
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back
October 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
kaonashi806.bsky.social
Pas d'erreur
October 8, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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mickacorreia.bsky.social
Via Les Echos
Dix choses qui durent plus longtemps que le gouvernement Lecornu (par Les Echos).
October 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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abdokro.bsky.social
[TW : Louis Sarkozy]
🎶
«Mon papa à moi est un gangster. Mon papa à moi est un gangster, il est mouillé dans toutes les affaires.» Louy Sarkobugsy, Mentonnais amer
September 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM