I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.

The party that refuses to do anything to fight back and continues to allow people being measured for their coffins to ignore what the people in their party want.

Guys I hope we can agree that we’re done being polite, some of you have held on to the high road for entirely too long.

I'm gonna read so many banned books with all this free time the government just aquired for me and become even more of a menace 😈 drop your banned book recs for me ⬇️ #booksky

Can't imagine the youth will be too bummed about their high energy video app being banned when they can just log onto blue sky and read sentences written by elder millennials

RIP TikTok. The ultimate example of the olds not getting it.

It is especially ironic that we're freaking out about a foreign owned social network when we're letting untrustworthy figures straight through the door over here

“But our data!” Is the new “Her emails!”

Most men in romance novels respect boundaries, wash their balls, make sure she comes first, care about their children, are emotionally intelligent, and loyal to their relationship.

And then men make fun of women reading "fluff novels."

Because apparently those are unreasonable things to yearn for?

They will still be laughing and blaming “the other side” right up until it finishes them off.

Watching people try to excuse one or the other is legitimately insane. How are so many people this deeply unintelligent?

I don't see much point in arguing which elderly racist white man is technically responsible for this particular fuckup

This isn’t sus….