Karl Barth: Mall Cop
@karlbarthmallcop.bsky.social
Masterful gambit, sir.
April 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Masterful gambit, sir.
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me on twitter: i’m never leaving. i’m not locked in here with you. you’re locked in here with me 😈
me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃
me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real
me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃
me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real
November 19, 2024 at 4:05 PM
me on twitter: i’m never leaving. i’m not locked in here with you. you’re locked in here with me 😈
me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃
me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real
me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃
me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real
Half the posts I read on here are about blocking. What a concept for a social network. Like a restaurant where you go to refuse food
November 19, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Half the posts I read on here are about blocking. What a concept for a social network. Like a restaurant where you go to refuse food
It's a little bit on the nose that Matt Gaetz just looks like that
November 19, 2024 at 5:36 PM
It's a little bit on the nose that Matt Gaetz just looks like that
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New users: If you have something self-deprecating in your bio or name, please take it out.
November 19, 2024 at 7:26 AM
New users: If you have something self-deprecating in your bio or name, please take it out.
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Finally getting the GOOD replies
November 17, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Finally getting the GOOD replies
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Seeing a lot of theories about why gaetz got the nomination that are various dimensions of chess and not the obvious "he told trump on the plane he would put taylor swift and mark cuban in jail" or something
November 16, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Seeing a lot of theories about why gaetz got the nomination that are various dimensions of chess and not the obvious "he told trump on the plane he would put taylor swift and mark cuban in jail" or something
Serving the kid a bowl full of grapes with three cherry tomatoes
November 16, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Serving the kid a bowl full of grapes with three cherry tomatoes
Ready to read the most important posts of the day
November 13, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Ready to read the most important posts of the day
Hey there comes everybody
November 12, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Hey there comes everybody
Uncomfortable with prayer to saints on Protestant grounds, but it does freak out the normies, which is good
May 24, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Uncomfortable with prayer to saints on Protestant grounds, but it does freak out the normies, which is good
Is it bleeding stigmata or did you get bit by a priest
May 24, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Is it bleeding stigmata or did you get bit by a priest
Don't Bluesky DM my wife
May 22, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Don't Bluesky DM my wife
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“and you’re surprised by this…?” if you stick a fork in an electrical outlet you’re not surprised but you’re still shocked
March 18, 2024 at 5:40 PM
“and you’re surprised by this…?” if you stick a fork in an electrical outlet you’re not surprised but you’re still shocked
It's TikTok
I just learned that there are actual people in the world who believe Tiktok is the reason U.S. Millennial and Gen Z voters are disillusioned, and I'm having a moment.
March 16, 2024 at 8:28 PM
It's TikTok
Until a couple decades ago all your most popular cultural production came from people 25 and under but today every pop star is 36 years old
March 16, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Until a couple decades ago all your most popular cultural production came from people 25 and under but today every pop star is 36 years old
Battlestar Galactica is seriously not on any streaming service?
March 16, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Battlestar Galactica is seriously not on any streaming service?
Crying in frustration trying to say "Irish Wish" through a mouthful of bubble gum
March 15, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Crying in frustration trying to say "Irish Wish" through a mouthful of bubble gum
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Now is the time on Sprockets when we eat
March 8, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Now is the time on Sprockets when we eat
Ohio is no longer a swing state and at some point it has to stop serving as a synecdoche for real America. Most Americans live in places that are more similar to Washington than Ohio. It's an idiosyncratic place.
March 8, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Ohio is no longer a swing state and at some point it has to stop serving as a synecdoche for real America. Most Americans live in places that are more similar to Washington than Ohio. It's an idiosyncratic place.
Well now hold the fort, are you trying to tell me these people are some kind of religious nut jobs?
March 8, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Well now hold the fort, are you trying to tell me these people are some kind of religious nut jobs?
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