Karl’s burner account
@karlsburnner.bsky.social
A little skeptical after breaking up with my last microblogging site
“But that’s only half your present, the other half if how much I paid for express shipping to get it here in time”
December 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
“But that’s only half your present, the other half if how much I paid for express shipping to get it here in time”
Started parting my hair on the other side. As far as midlife crises go, this was the most affordable option
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Started parting my hair on the other side. As far as midlife crises go, this was the most affordable option
Me whenever the airfryer tells me “turn food”
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Me whenever the airfryer tells me “turn food”
This is what we get for defunding PBS
November 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This is what we get for defunding PBS
This gonna cause uptick in “how can a human add value to this” prompts
July 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This gonna cause uptick in “how can a human add value to this” prompts
Do NOT open anymore attachments from [email protected]
July 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Do NOT open anymore attachments from [email protected]
This is how Stockholm Syndrome begins
Gunman Takes Huge Swing Ordering Hostages Buffalo Chicken Pizza
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June 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
This is how Stockholm Syndrome begins
I’m just so happy with everyone’s jokes today. Great job, everyone!
June 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I’m just so happy with everyone’s jokes today. Great job, everyone!
Would you rather have a million pound baby or a one pound baby that doubles every day for a month?
April 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Would you rather have a million pound baby or a one pound baby that doubles every day for a month?
These countries can easily opt out of tariffs by joining the U.S. by becoming our next 180 states
April 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
These countries can easily opt out of tariffs by joining the U.S. by becoming our next 180 states
Anybody try selling those JD Vance pictures as NFTs yet?
March 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Anybody try selling those JD Vance pictures as NFTs yet?
Reposted by Karl’s burner account
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 2:38 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Overthinking is my M.O.
That’s “modus operandi”, which is kinda dumb because nobody ever says “modus operandi.” Probably because Latin is a dead language, you know. Unlike the French saying “pie a la mode”, meaning in the fashionable way. Anyway, pie ala mode is my MO. What was I saying again?
That’s “modus operandi”, which is kinda dumb because nobody ever says “modus operandi.” Probably because Latin is a dead language, you know. Unlike the French saying “pie a la mode”, meaning in the fashionable way. Anyway, pie ala mode is my MO. What was I saying again?
December 14, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Overthinking is my M.O.
That’s “modus operandi”, which is kinda dumb because nobody ever says “modus operandi.” Probably because Latin is a dead language, you know. Unlike the French saying “pie a la mode”, meaning in the fashionable way. Anyway, pie ala mode is my MO. What was I saying again?
That’s “modus operandi”, which is kinda dumb because nobody ever says “modus operandi.” Probably because Latin is a dead language, you know. Unlike the French saying “pie a la mode”, meaning in the fashionable way. Anyway, pie ala mode is my MO. What was I saying again?
Probably also wants to revoke Head and Shoulders because they don’t see many with dandruff
youtu.be/5w_bd0Ii_WY
youtu.be/5w_bd0Ii_WY
December 14, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Probably also wants to revoke Head and Shoulders because they don’t see many with dandruff
youtu.be/5w_bd0Ii_WY
youtu.be/5w_bd0Ii_WY
I sure hope Greece doesn’t have a key-master
December 11, 2024 at 1:21 AM
I sure hope Greece doesn’t have a key-master
Feel like this little guy could prevent a lot of crimes before they happen
December 10, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Feel like this little guy could prevent a lot of crimes before they happen
Microblogging is so back
It’s gonna take a total idiot to write my autobiography.
December 4, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Microblogging is so back
I want a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where Larry David is on a flight where fellow passenger asks flight attendant to request doctor for medical attention for something totally benign, like doctor comes over and passenger shows them a mole on their shoulder or something
February 5, 2024 at 6:37 AM
I want a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where Larry David is on a flight where fellow passenger asks flight attendant to request doctor for medical attention for something totally benign, like doctor comes over and passenger shows them a mole on their shoulder or something