Kate B
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Books, cats, baking. Unpaid carer. Likely to repost NSFW content on occasion.
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If you can't be bothered to use ALT text I probably can't be bothered to share your stuff, even if it is spectacular.
She / her
If you can't be bothered to use ALT text I probably can't be bothered to share your stuff, even if it is spectacular.
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they told me i was mad to build it here | Madeline Odent
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December 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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And if you're shopping for christmas goodies, don't forget that person behind the till has likely been standing for six hours already and is contractually obliged to be polite, SO BE POLITE BACK.
December 18, 2025 at 9:59 AM
And if you're shopping for christmas goodies, don't forget that person behind the till has likely been standing for six hours already and is contractually obliged to be polite, SO BE POLITE BACK.
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The more I look at that photo, the more convinced I am that Marco Rubio told the lamp they should have an open relationship, because he wanted to bang his secretary at the Xmas party.
Except the secretary wasn't up for it, and now the lamp just introduced him to its three new boyfriends.
Except the secretary wasn't up for it, and now the lamp just introduced him to its three new boyfriends.
December 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The more I look at that photo, the more convinced I am that Marco Rubio told the lamp they should have an open relationship, because he wanted to bang his secretary at the Xmas party.
Except the secretary wasn't up for it, and now the lamp just introduced him to its three new boyfriends.
Except the secretary wasn't up for it, and now the lamp just introduced him to its three new boyfriends.
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Marco tried to look away, but her inner light kept bringing him back. It was what had first drawn him to her.
Now it has become a curse. He watched as the three men painted her like a builder's radio.
Now it has become a curse. He watched as the three men painted her like a builder's radio.
Wow. AO3 has no Marco Rubio cucked by lamp fics... yet.
December 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Marco tried to look away, but her inner light kept bringing him back. It was what had first drawn him to her.
Now it has become a curse. He watched as the three men painted her like a builder's radio.
Now it has become a curse. He watched as the three men painted her like a builder's radio.