Kate Lazla
@katelazla.bsky.social
Aspiring PNW forest witch. 🍁 ML, InfoSec, Houseplants.
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There should be a Spotify wrapped for Gitlab. It would be something like:
In 2025, you:
- Merged 223 MRs
- Closed 478 MRs
- Filed 1,706 “Nit” comments
- Filed 13 constructive comments
- Messed up a git rebase and had to reclone 3,122 times
In 2025, you:
- Merged 223 MRs
- Closed 478 MRs
- Filed 1,706 “Nit” comments
- Filed 13 constructive comments
- Messed up a git rebase and had to reclone 3,122 times
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Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
This is deeply, truly fucked
January 7, 2026 at 5:23 AM
This is deeply, truly fucked
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One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
Big things happening in Canadian birding; so wholesome
what an incredible thing to spot on Christmas 🎄
‘Once in a lifetime’: Crowds gather in Vancouver to look at bird never before seen in Canada
Birders are flocking to Vancouver’s Sunset Beach Park this weekend to take in an incredibly rare sight—the first time on record a particular species of bird has ever been seen in Canada.
www.ctvnews.ca
December 31, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Big things happening in Canadian birding; so wholesome
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In Silicon valley over break and have to say this place makes no sense. Its like one big suburb with blah strip miles and low slung commercial "historic" "downtowns."
The great irony of tech companies complaining about Europe is they live in a place where you literally can't build anything.
The great irony of tech companies complaining about Europe is they live in a place where you literally can't build anything.
December 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
In Silicon valley over break and have to say this place makes no sense. Its like one big suburb with blah strip miles and low slung commercial "historic" "downtowns."
The great irony of tech companies complaining about Europe is they live in a place where you literally can't build anything.
The great irony of tech companies complaining about Europe is they live in a place where you literally can't build anything.
Santa has brought Kate a leatherman! Kate is freeeee!
December 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Santa has brought Kate a leatherman! Kate is freeeee!
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Claude you ignorant slut you cant just half compile a package and yank out the bits you want. Be civilized please.
December 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Claude you ignorant slut you cant just half compile a package and yank out the bits you want. Be civilized please.
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came to sleigh 🤩
December 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
came to sleigh 🤩
Today, after more than 10 years together, I learned my husband has a sick moonwalk?? What other secrets are you hiding?
December 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Today, after more than 10 years together, I learned my husband has a sick moonwalk?? What other secrets are you hiding?
Me, as soon as I start writing my annual review
December 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Me, as soon as I start writing my annual review
There should be a Spotify wrapped for Gitlab. It would be something like:
In 2025, you:
- Merged 223 MRs
- Closed 478 MRs
- Filed 1,706 “Nit” comments
- Filed 13 constructive comments
- Messed up a git rebase and had to reclone 3,122 times
In 2025, you:
- Merged 223 MRs
- Closed 478 MRs
- Filed 1,706 “Nit” comments
- Filed 13 constructive comments
- Messed up a git rebase and had to reclone 3,122 times
December 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
There should be a Spotify wrapped for Gitlab. It would be something like:
In 2025, you:
- Merged 223 MRs
- Closed 478 MRs
- Filed 1,706 “Nit” comments
- Filed 13 constructive comments
- Messed up a git rebase and had to reclone 3,122 times
In 2025, you:
- Merged 223 MRs
- Closed 478 MRs
- Filed 1,706 “Nit” comments
- Filed 13 constructive comments
- Messed up a git rebase and had to reclone 3,122 times
A MR I had open for 3 months today merged! Pop the champagne! 🍾
December 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
A MR I had open for 3 months today merged! Pop the champagne! 🍾
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New: Cybersecurity experts say a worrying pattern is emerging. Earlier this year, three separate China-linked hacking groups all attempted to exploit the same SharePoint vulnerabilities at almost the exact same time. There are good reasons to believe it wasn't a coincidence.
Three hacking groups, two vulnerabilities and all eyes on China
What does it mean that three separate China-linked groups all moved on the same SharePoint vulnerabilities at nearly the same time?
therecord.media
December 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
New: Cybersecurity experts say a worrying pattern is emerging. Earlier this year, three separate China-linked hacking groups all attempted to exploit the same SharePoint vulnerabilities at almost the exact same time. There are good reasons to believe it wasn't a coincidence.
Went to the girl aquarium for the first time! This is a picture of the PWHL Seattle Torrent’s home opener crowd. Rink was pretty full.
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Went to the girl aquarium for the first time! This is a picture of the PWHL Seattle Torrent’s home opener crowd. Rink was pretty full.
Good morning to my dog, who is vigorously licking his balls in front of me while I work
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Good morning to my dog, who is vigorously licking his balls in front of me while I work
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I've said it a million times and I'll say it again, my beloved Ottawa Senators will hoist the Stanley Cup before the Oilers ever will in the future.
Side note to Oilers fans, Skinner is 20% the issue, your pylons on defence Bouchard and Nurse are are absolutely atrocious daily.
Side note to Oilers fans, Skinner is 20% the issue, your pylons on defence Bouchard and Nurse are are absolutely atrocious daily.
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I've said it a million times and I'll say it again, my beloved Ottawa Senators will hoist the Stanley Cup before the Oilers ever will in the future.
Side note to Oilers fans, Skinner is 20% the issue, your pylons on defence Bouchard and Nurse are are absolutely atrocious daily.
Side note to Oilers fans, Skinner is 20% the issue, your pylons on defence Bouchard and Nurse are are absolutely atrocious daily.
If this post gets one like I’m going to make homemade eggnog
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
If this post gets one like I’m going to make homemade eggnog
Made sourdough biscuits this morning.
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Made sourdough biscuits this morning.
Trying to cut caffeine and uggghhhh
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Trying to cut caffeine and uggghhhh
Welp. That was an abysmal hockey game.
November 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Welp. That was an abysmal hockey game.
Just gotta say, it’s so amazing in your thirties to start loving yourself. My husband was coming home late and I decided to make myself exactly the dinner I wanted. It’s all my favorite things. I’m so happy.
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Just gotta say, it’s so amazing in your thirties to start loving yourself. My husband was coming home late and I decided to make myself exactly the dinner I wanted. It’s all my favorite things. I’m so happy.
Went to the gym at 6 this morning and I regret to inform you that I Do Feel Better™️ and should probably do this more.
November 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Went to the gym at 6 this morning and I regret to inform you that I Do Feel Better™️ and should probably do this more.
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