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I once fed a man rice cakes in Reno, just to watch him diet.

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Kate @katerr.bsky.social · Jul 29

The really amazing thing about Costco is that it's SO BIG, and yet here you are, right in my fuckin' way.

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Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 1d

I am now a person who wins stuff on the radio, like my grandmother.

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Barry Crainiotomy @barrycrain.bsky.social · 5d

THE MONKEY (2025) from Stephen King's Monkey. To clarify, Stephen King's monkey didn't write this, Stephen King did. Uh, not that Stephen King has an *actual* monkey. He WROTE The Monkey. A novel called "The Monkey." There's a toy monkey in it. A bad one. Who knows, maybe Stephen King had a pet monk

THE MONKEY (2025) is a Stephen King movie about, presumably, a scary haunted toy monkey. I haven't seen the movie, or read the book. Monkeys are unnerving.

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Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 6d

Ew, Tyler.

Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 6d

Oh that's definitely going on my board!

Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 6d

I just imagined Steve Irwin rolling around happily in a pile of crocodiles in heaven and burst into tears.

WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 6d

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Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 10d

This is COERCED politeness

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Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 10d

Just so we're clear: I'm not letting you turn in front of me to be nice, I'm letting you turn to cause you assumed I would and now you're in my way.

Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 12d

Dressage, but with moose. #FakeCanuckSports

Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 14d

I've drugged everyone in the house except the cat, here's hoping we can all get more than 2 consecutive hours of sleep tonight. 🤒

Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 14d

People just searching these keywords to get mad about need to get a liiiiife

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Jacques O'Lantern @ass.golf · 14d

You’re telling me a rubber baby buggied this bumper????

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 16d

A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs":

Step 1

Step 6

Step 8, 9, 10, 11.

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Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 16d

✋🏻

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Andrew Pickett @andrewctenor.bsky.social · 16d

I don’t often feel bad for a drug company, but you know, this is the second time in history that a deranged person has sabotaged Tylenol sales by making people think that it’s going to poison you

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Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 16d

Cheeeeeeese

Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 16d

We just tried this too and it is goooooooood 🤤

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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 16d

From my Larchives to celebrate this week's Rapture.

cartoon: two guys consult a holy book in confusion as a haloed Reptar lumbers in the background and the worthy are assumed bodily into the heavens
"I guess it was a typo?"

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Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 17d

Subtly downgrade a band

The Beetles

Kim @kimisayswhat.bsky.social · 17d

Subtly downgrade a band

Corn

Rayleen @rayleen.bsky.social · 17d

Subtly downgrade a band

Passive-Aggressiveness against the Machine

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Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 22d

The Venn diagram of people who say we should do our own research about stuff like vaccines and the people who think AI is the answer to everything is a circle, probably.

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Lillian Hochwender (a.k.a. Lillie) @ligerlillie.bsky.social · 23d

The thing about being an artist is that sometimes you’ll have a really silly/cursed image enter your head and spend hours of your life drawing it. Hours you’ll never get back.

A drawing of Kathy from the comic strip Kathy (a white woman with brown hair and droopy eyes) dressed in a gown with puffy sleeves standing next to Heathcliff the orange cat from the comic strip Heathcliff. Heathcliff is wearing a black waistcoat. They’re standing against a foggy background with trees and red outlined letters say Wuthering Heights, an homage to the poster for the new Emerald Fennel film adaptation of the 19th century novel. Smaller black text above has the author’s name, Charlotte Brontë.

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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 23d

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Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 24d

Indeed!!

Kate @katerr.bsky.social · 24d

Two mice? Oh, honey sweetie baby.

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 27d

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

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