Sublimating the intense urge to yell at people who are wrong on the internet about politics into yelling at people who are wrong on the internet about Wicked instead. This feels good. This feels healthy.

Augustus Gloop as he goes into the chocolate river:

“For the first time” doing a lot of work in this sentence. It’s gonna be a long four years.

recipes that only call for 12oz of pasta instead of the full pound…jail

The energy Jonathan Bailey brings to Wicked should be studied.

Did Peter Dinklage do his own baaaa-ing in Wicked? Inquiring minds want to know.

What is the most annoying crop in Stardew and why is it corn?

I didn’t even own a gaming console last time there was a mass dissociation event, so let me just say what a delight it is to be able to partake alongside everyone else this time.

Also, once I get my sweet gem berry engine up and running it’s over for you hoes.

stardew valley has taught me that farming is easy, fun, and extremely lucrative. i should change career paths

oh to be held by someone who loves me unconditionally while playing stardew valley on switch and/or watching a studio ghibli movie

Alright, it's looking pretty bleak out there, y'all. You know what we need:

We need Meg. We need Tom. We need to go online and hear those three little words: You've Got Mail.

I wrote about how DeepSeek’s AI breakthrough is sending Silicon Valley techies into a panic.

"It’s interesting how when something Chinese outperforms something American (TikTok, deepseek, etc) it's a ‘psyop’ or ‘economic warfare’ or and not just ‘another country made something ppl like.’”

We made it to People Magazine, y'all people.com/cincinnati-i...

Are we all playing Stardew Valley, or is Bluesky already tracking me outside the app 😭

I must have it. www.graeters.com/skyline-ice-...