Keturah
@kayosity.bsky.social
joyful dancer, lifelong book lover, feral housewife, domesticated mama
I usually talk about books, my kid saying cute shit, and other random thoughts and fangirl things that would have been a hit on Tumblr circa 2012
I usually talk about books, my kid saying cute shit, and other random thoughts and fangirl things that would have been a hit on Tumblr circa 2012
there’s so many funny things my kid says that I want to save but it’s usually when I’m driving and can’t write them down 😩
January 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
there’s so many funny things my kid says that I want to save but it’s usually when I’m driving and can’t write them down 😩
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the all time winner here, for every child who grew up on the Chronicles of Narnia, is Turkish Delight
which is absolutely nothing like the sugary taste explosion you imagine when you hear that Edmund was willing to sell out his entire family for it
which is absolutely nothing like the sugary taste explosion you imagine when you hear that Edmund was willing to sell out his entire family for it
Was there any representation of food, cartoon or otherwise that, in reality, tasted way different than you thought it would? For me, I think it was honey…
winnie the pooh is laying down in a cave filled with honey
ALT: winnie the pooh is laying down in a cave filled with honey
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December 15, 2024 at 6:19 PM
the all time winner here, for every child who grew up on the Chronicles of Narnia, is Turkish Delight
which is absolutely nothing like the sugary taste explosion you imagine when you hear that Edmund was willing to sell out his entire family for it
which is absolutely nothing like the sugary taste explosion you imagine when you hear that Edmund was willing to sell out his entire family for it
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ME: and make mine a double
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
December 12, 2024 at 2:23 PM
ME: and make mine a double
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
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We’re cancelling the guilty part of guilty pleasures. Wanna read romance books and drink cheap wine? Valid. Watch the trashiest reality show and scroll through Amazon? I support this. Listen to the same early 2000s pop song a thousand times in a row? Why stop there? Find that joy and SQUEEZE.
December 12, 2024 at 12:44 AM
We’re cancelling the guilty part of guilty pleasures. Wanna read romance books and drink cheap wine? Valid. Watch the trashiest reality show and scroll through Amazon? I support this. Listen to the same early 2000s pop song a thousand times in a row? Why stop there? Find that joy and SQUEEZE.
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I believe the Earth is actually a custard filled globe, hardened by fire and caramel along the upper crust. Yes, I have founded the Flan Earth Society. I even wrote some stories about it. It's decent flan fiction.
December 8, 2024 at 4:11 PM
I believe the Earth is actually a custard filled globe, hardened by fire and caramel along the upper crust. Yes, I have founded the Flan Earth Society. I even wrote some stories about it. It's decent flan fiction.
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having a conversation with the kids about the importance of generosity and the fact that they’re getting to be big kids now to convince them to give some of their old toys away
this is totally because we want them to be good people and not at all because we want this shit out of our house
this is totally because we want them to be good people and not at all because we want this shit out of our house
December 8, 2024 at 6:40 PM
having a conversation with the kids about the importance of generosity and the fact that they’re getting to be big kids now to convince them to give some of their old toys away
this is totally because we want them to be good people and not at all because we want this shit out of our house
this is totally because we want them to be good people and not at all because we want this shit out of our house
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people say “you need to start living in the real world” but they forget that the real world includes lupines and lightning bugs and ginger beer and starlight and sea coasts and Renoir paintings and Rachmaninoff’s piano concertos and fog banks and foxes playing in snow.
December 5, 2024 at 3:45 PM
people say “you need to start living in the real world” but they forget that the real world includes lupines and lightning bugs and ginger beer and starlight and sea coasts and Renoir paintings and Rachmaninoff’s piano concertos and fog banks and foxes playing in snow.
well, yup - that’s me 😂🤷🏼♀️
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December 5, 2024 at 5:37 AM
well, yup - that’s me 😂🤷🏼♀️
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I just wanted this to show up in the #discworld feeds lmaoo
December 5, 2024 at 5:14 AM
I just wanted this to show up in the #discworld feeds lmaoo
Just finished this book shortly after taking this clip. Glad to have finished the series but book six was the best. Anyone else think so? #booksky 🌶️📚
December 4, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Just finished this book shortly after taking this clip. Glad to have finished the series but book six was the best. Anyone else think so? #booksky 🌶️📚
Strong Uberwald vibes lmao #pratchett #discworld
December 4, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Strong Uberwald vibes lmao #pratchett #discworld
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How have literal billionaires convinced so many Americans that the people picking their strawberries are the villains
December 3, 2024 at 8:06 PM
How have literal billionaires convinced so many Americans that the people picking their strawberries are the villains
Watching 9ers at Bills on TV - my 4yr old points out that Josh Allen’s cadence sounds like “mynaaaame’s whatsIT!!” I’m not sure what he’s actually saying, but that cracked me up because it does sound like that 😂
December 2, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Watching 9ers at Bills on TV - my 4yr old points out that Josh Allen’s cadence sounds like “mynaaaame’s whatsIT!!” I’m not sure what he’s actually saying, but that cracked me up because it does sound like that 😂
a hot oatmilk chai and an audiobook
If you were being sold as an action figure, what 2 accessories would you come with?
December 2, 2024 at 1:33 AM
a hot oatmilk chai and an audiobook
I gotta try this
LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
December 1, 2024 at 4:57 AM
I gotta try this
Watching a nature show with my kid about honey badgers, and having to physically restrain myself from saying “honey badger don’t give a SHIT!”
November 27, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Watching a nature show with my kid about honey badgers, and having to physically restrain myself from saying “honey badger don’t give a SHIT!”
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You’re not violating a reading rule if you opt not to finish a book that's not resonating with you. Life is finite and we thus have a finite number of books to read. Reading shouldn’t be a chore. You needn’t feel guilty for ensuring that your time reading is spent reading things that you love.
November 27, 2024 at 3:32 AM
You’re not violating a reading rule if you opt not to finish a book that's not resonating with you. Life is finite and we thus have a finite number of books to read. Reading shouldn’t be a chore. You needn’t feel guilty for ensuring that your time reading is spent reading things that you love.
SAME
All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a raging snowstorm, and Agatha Christie novel, a crackling fire, a kettle on the stove, and a basket of emotional support pastries.
November 26, 2024 at 5:39 AM
SAME
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Reading The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents. I can’t help but want to read about a meeting between Maurice, Gaspode, and Greebo. Also would love to see Susan meet Malicia 💿🌐
November 25, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Reading The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents. I can’t help but want to read about a meeting between Maurice, Gaspode, and Greebo. Also would love to see Susan meet Malicia 💿🌐
Me: *offline while sleeping*
*twelve people like one of my comments (about Grover)*
Me: I am an instant overnight success on Bluesky
😂 😉 💀
*twelve people like one of my comments (about Grover)*
Me: I am an instant overnight success on Bluesky
😂 😉 💀
November 25, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Me: *offline while sleeping*
*twelve people like one of my comments (about Grover)*
Me: I am an instant overnight success on Bluesky
😂 😉 💀
*twelve people like one of my comments (about Grover)*
Me: I am an instant overnight success on Bluesky
😂 😉 💀
this is my child
Absolute top tier kid behavior is when they’re just sitting there telling you 10,000 facts about space and you can’t even tell them to shut up because they’re being smart
November 25, 2024 at 1:24 AM
this is my child
omg I need it 🌶️ 📚 🎒
Did I need this? Absolutely not. Did I have to have it? 100%! 🤣
Found at: Books-a-Million in Indianapolis, Indiana
Made by: Loungefly
#booksky #spicybookclub #books #bookbags
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Found at: Books-a-Million in Indianapolis, Indiana
Made by: Loungefly
#booksky #spicybookclub #books #bookbags
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November 24, 2024 at 10:21 PM
omg I need it 🌶️ 📚 🎒