Karen Mitchell
@kazmitch.bsky.social
Scientist. Film fan. Martial artist. Millennial. Geographically confusing Northerner.
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Karen Mitchell
@kazmitch.bsky.social
· Nov 19
I will never say anything funny or clever enough to be a pinned post.
1 for sorrow
2 for joy etc
What is 25 of the fuckers all sat chuntering to each other in the tree outside my window?
2 for joy etc
What is 25 of the fuckers all sat chuntering to each other in the tree outside my window?
January 6, 2026 at 12:32 PM
1 for sorrow
2 for joy etc
What is 25 of the fuckers all sat chuntering to each other in the tree outside my window?
2 for joy etc
What is 25 of the fuckers all sat chuntering to each other in the tree outside my window?
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Twas the night before Christmas, and throughout the land
The sleeping arrangements were carefully planned
Down in the kitchen, a picturesque scene
A mattress, a pillow, a washing machine
The sleeping arrangements were carefully planned
Down in the kitchen, a picturesque scene
A mattress, a pillow, a washing machine
December 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Twas the night before Christmas, and throughout the land
The sleeping arrangements were carefully planned
Down in the kitchen, a picturesque scene
A mattress, a pillow, a washing machine
The sleeping arrangements were carefully planned
Down in the kitchen, a picturesque scene
A mattress, a pillow, a washing machine
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Tomorrow evening it’ll be my annual duty to vaguely shepherd the activity on the #duvetknowitschristmas hashtag and urge people to give small sums to charity. 7.30pm? Something like that?
December 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Tomorrow evening it’ll be my annual duty to vaguely shepherd the activity on the #duvetknowitschristmas hashtag and urge people to give small sums to charity. 7.30pm? Something like that?
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Q: Why is the *piss* part of the data public though?
Beats me.
Beats me.
August 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Q: Why is the *piss* part of the data public though?
Beats me.
Beats me.
There’s a jet that keeps going past the house. I can hear it and it needs to STFU. But there’s nothing on Flightradar. Weird
September 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
There’s a jet that keeps going past the house. I can hear it and it needs to STFU. But there’s nothing on Flightradar. Weird
Reddit tells me they’re kind of its dick and that is not helping anything.
August 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Reddit tells me they’re kind of its dick and that is not helping anything.
NO. WHY’S IT GOT GIANT FANGS???
August 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
NO. WHY’S IT GOT GIANT FANGS???
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When texting the missus, I'll often leave in a funny autocorrect substitute word, as it gives her great pleasure in pointing it out to me later.
July 27, 2025 at 9:20 AM
When texting the missus, I'll often leave in a funny autocorrect substitute word, as it gives her great pleasure in pointing it out to me later.
Gave up at the gym. My headphones died at its still 25C outside.
So I’m back home watching The Prodigy at Glasto.
My neighbours must fucking hate me but I’m happy.
So I’m back home watching The Prodigy at Glasto.
My neighbours must fucking hate me but I’m happy.
June 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Gave up at the gym. My headphones died at its still 25C outside.
So I’m back home watching The Prodigy at Glasto.
My neighbours must fucking hate me but I’m happy.
So I’m back home watching The Prodigy at Glasto.
My neighbours must fucking hate me but I’m happy.
Got a whole chicken whoopsied for £2.50. Straight in the slow cooker.
So far I’ve stripped it and made Schwarma. Tomorrow I fill my freezer with it.
So far I’ve stripped it and made Schwarma. Tomorrow I fill my freezer with it.
June 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Got a whole chicken whoopsied for £2.50. Straight in the slow cooker.
So far I’ve stripped it and made Schwarma. Tomorrow I fill my freezer with it.
So far I’ve stripped it and made Schwarma. Tomorrow I fill my freezer with it.
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If you didn't know this already have a fact to brighten your day. This is my cat Boris when he played Jones in Aliens. He was picked because he would hiss on camera because he was not a nice guy.
November 24, 2023 at 8:44 AM
If you didn't know this already have a fact to brighten your day. This is my cat Boris when he played Jones in Aliens. He was picked because he would hiss on camera because he was not a nice guy.
I’m never going to watch Raye and not be miffed work sent me out the country when I had tickets for her rearranged gig.
I bought them a year in advance and she cleared out the Brits the next day 🤦🏻♀️
I bought them a year in advance and she cleared out the Brits the next day 🤦🏻♀️
June 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I’m never going to watch Raye and not be miffed work sent me out the country when I had tickets for her rearranged gig.
I bought them a year in advance and she cleared out the Brits the next day 🤦🏻♀️
I bought them a year in advance and she cleared out the Brits the next day 🤦🏻♀️
Boiling. Can’t open the window cos if the wind changes I’ll end up smoking myself out with the fumes outside.
June 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Boiling. Can’t open the window cos if the wind changes I’ll end up smoking myself out with the fumes outside.
Putting Alanis Morissette on. I’ve been watching The Great North recently and I love she plays herself as an imaginary friend.
June 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Putting Alanis Morissette on. I’ve been watching The Great North recently and I love she plays herself as an imaginary friend.
I need to go dye my hair. Options are plum, dark tulip or denim
June 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I need to go dye my hair. Options are plum, dark tulip or denim
People singing along to Self Esteem’s spoken word bits sound oddly awkward. Her sets great though
June 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
People singing along to Self Esteem’s spoken word bits sound oddly awkward. Her sets great though
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Life is great. Don’t waste it being a cunt. Waste it some other way.
June 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Life is great. Don’t waste it being a cunt. Waste it some other way.
Whoever keeps telling new grads to write a whole page of their CV with just a skills bullet point section needs a shake.
June 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Whoever keeps telling new grads to write a whole page of their CV with just a skills bullet point section needs a shake.
Went to the seaside. In theory it was colder than Hull. In practice it was so clammy I actually had to get changed to drive home.
June 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Went to the seaside. In theory it was colder than Hull. In practice it was so clammy I actually had to get changed to drive home.
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I've just done a roughly one min task that I've been putting off for about two weeks and has been eating away at my sanity, sleep and nerves. I feel completely relieved. If you see this, it's your sign to do that thing you've been putting off.
June 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I've just done a roughly one min task that I've been putting off for about two weeks and has been eating away at my sanity, sleep and nerves. I feel completely relieved. If you see this, it's your sign to do that thing you've been putting off.
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I like it when people refer to that 2019 Lion King movie as "live action" coz MAYBE they know it's all photorealistic animation but there are a few fully-grown adults out there who still 100% think they taught lions and hyenas and a bird to do all that and then they dubbed over it with Beyoncé.
June 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I like it when people refer to that 2019 Lion King movie as "live action" coz MAYBE they know it's all photorealistic animation but there are a few fully-grown adults out there who still 100% think they taught lions and hyenas and a bird to do all that and then they dubbed over it with Beyoncé.
Watching Joanna Lumley explore the Danube.
I’m booked for this in a few months 🥳
I’m booked for this in a few months 🥳
May 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Watching Joanna Lumley explore the Danube.
I’m booked for this in a few months 🥳
I’m booked for this in a few months 🥳
Kept nagging my friend and finally actually got photos from NYC that I’m actually in.
This is really just me being a TV nerd/child.
This is really just me being a TV nerd/child.
May 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Kept nagging my friend and finally actually got photos from NYC that I’m actually in.
This is really just me being a TV nerd/child.
This is really just me being a TV nerd/child.
My mum told me it was worth me doing Wordle today. Lol
Wordle 1,438 1/6
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Wordle 1,438 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
May 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
My mum told me it was worth me doing Wordle today. Lol
Wordle 1,438 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,438 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Back when the Hull fountains actually worked
May 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Back when the Hull fountains actually worked