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Keith in AZ
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Grateful Human / Father / Lover of Tech / Geek / INFJ / Artist / Writer / Gen X / Former HR Leader / Aspiring Seeker of Joy
Spot on description 👇🏻
June 13, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Wow, that trailer drop for the newest Alien vs Predator movie was wild yesterday! 😏🍿
June 6, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Well, I started a new Substack to start funneling my thoughts into. It’s mainly a new therapeutic outlet for me, but everyone else is invited to come along for the ride, if they like. 🙂🙃🙂🙃
So Many Things!
How did I get here again?
open.substack.com
April 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I am so tired of a majority of Democratic leaders supporting the right things for all the wrong reasons or for stupid reasons or for non-relatable reasons. It’s so exhausting. This is why they’ve been losing so often for so long. They’ve forgotten how to interact with normal people. 😑
So the Dems are aligned in using the Hegspeth allegations to oppose him. Dumb.
The man is not qualified for the job. That is all that matters. He has never managed more than 100 people. He won't be the actual one running DOD because he has no clue how.

And this is what the Dems focus on ?
January 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Well, the process of exiting Santa season & returning to the mortal realms has begun. I’m shifting into my mid-winter form. Another downside of the post-holiday period is I can no longer eat anything & everything without regret. See how much less happy I seem?!? 😂 🎅🏻
January 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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I see that Melania chose to wear her Hamburglar hat to honor the criminals in the nation--and next to her.
January 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Yep… 😏
January 18, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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January 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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January 5, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.

He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.

Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
January 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Ann Telnaes deserves praise for sacrificing her job at the disgraced Washington Post in service of journalistic independence
open.substack.com/pub/anntelna...
Why I'm quitting the Washington Post
Democracy can't function without a free press
open.substack.com
January 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Say it louder
January 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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A social distancing cheat chart:
January 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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They eat a cold carb
They eat a hot carb
They eat a cheesy carb
They eat a chocolate carb

They eat a carb that remind them of the good times

They eat a carb that reminds them of the best times
December 26, 2024 at 11:03 PM
It’s December 26th the saddest day of the year for so many. I have stated for many years that I love the beginning of Fall & the run up to Halloween, Thanksgiving, & Christmas. The rush of the holidays & the joy & excitement in the air is the best feeling! Then it’s all over. I miss it already… 🎃🦃🎅🏻
December 26, 2024 at 5:56 PM
December 24, 2024 at 6:09 AM
December 24, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Who let Elon get his hands on the crayons? 😏
December 24, 2024 at 4:13 AM
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I love how people think those little cheese knives are for serving cheese, like awwww that's cute no those are for *defending* your cheese, trust no one
December 22, 2024 at 6:09 PM
I want to use this place not just as a platform to stand up for the idea of being a good human & railing against all the insanity, but also for finding, recognizing, & sharing joy. I think sometimes we get so consumed with outrage (justly so) that we forget what we are fighting for. Find Your Joy!
December 20, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Just streamed the movie Red One on Amazon one month after it flopped in theaters. But here's the deal… I have a soft spot for action movies that are stupid. Exhibit A: Armageddon. Red One is what would happen if the MCU and Armageddon had a baby at Christmas. It is stupid, but it is fun. 🥴🎅🏻🎄
December 15, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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If you’re going to mourn, mourn for the parents bankrupted trying to save their children. Mourn for the cancer patients who died because their treatment was “too expensive.”
CEOs Are Afraid
Maybe they should be.
www.thegodpodcast.com
December 12, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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Congratulations everyone willing to sacrifice American excellence, pride and freedom (just to start) for better egg prices that you were never going to get in the first place.

I’ll remember your ignorance and apathy with every family ripped apart.
December 12, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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What do I want for Christmas?

A mysterious manor in the Scottish countryside, a vast expanse of land, a library of vintage novels, a collection of the world’s rarest wines, an owl to deliver and retrieve my post, and my own personal pastry chef.

I'm really not that hard to shop for.
December 12, 2024 at 12:19 PM
And do not pregame either!! 🎅🏻🎄🎉
Happy holidays!

Reminder: don’t get drunk at the work holiday party.

This has been a PSA from your friendly neighborhood employment lawyer.

#lawsky
December 12, 2024 at 7:25 PM