Kiki
@kearanotkeara.bsky.social
Oakland, CA she/her
Geriatric hipster & indoor kid.
i’m a hustler, baby/that’s what my daddys made me
I can spell ‘blepharoplasty’ on the first try.
Geriatric hipster & indoor kid.
i’m a hustler, baby/that’s what my daddys made me
I can spell ‘blepharoplasty’ on the first try.
@bart.gov hi Bart! Please put system map signage back at the platform level. I use Powell and regularly watch tourists panic when looking for a map while waiting. Xo, Keara
December 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
@bart.gov hi Bart! Please put system map signage back at the platform level. I use Powell and regularly watch tourists panic when looking for a map while waiting. Xo, Keara
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
Some important notes on my favorite song of all time.
My favorite things about “international players anthem”
October 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Some important notes on my favorite song of all time.
Warriors basketball is back & I’m ready to make it my entire personality until next June.
October 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Warriors basketball is back & I’m ready to make it my entire personality until next June.
I knew D’Angelo’s PR rep when Black Messiah came out. He told me that there was at least another album’s worth of material ready to be released, and that was 11 years ago. I’m choosing to console myself today with the hope that we will get a posthumous album or three.
October 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I knew D’Angelo’s PR rep when Black Messiah came out. He told me that there was at least another album’s worth of material ready to be released, and that was 11 years ago. I’m choosing to console myself today with the hope that we will get a posthumous album or three.
Gonna be a great one: I’ve listened to “Can’t Make a Sound” by Elliott Smith three times in a row on my empty train ride to work on a federal holiday.
October 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Gonna be a great one: I’ve listened to “Can’t Make a Sound” by Elliott Smith three times in a row on my empty train ride to work on a federal holiday.
Bury me in Despacio. 🪦🪩 @speakerspushair.bsky.social @jazzhandsallday.bsky.social
September 22, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Bury me in Despacio. 🪦🪩 @speakerspushair.bsky.social @jazzhandsallday.bsky.social
Grandaddy really did not need to go so hard when they were making A.M. 180
September 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Grandaddy really did not need to go so hard when they were making A.M. 180
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It's Friday night baby
Will the sea take me this time? 🤞
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July 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Will the sea take me this time? 🤞
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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Hulk Hogan, guy who helped Peter Thiel destroy Gawker, dead at 71.
July 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Hulk Hogan, guy who helped Peter Thiel destroy Gawker, dead at 71.
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The Clipse NPR Tiny Desk concert will drop tomorrow (Friday) at noon:
July 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The Clipse NPR Tiny Desk concert will drop tomorrow (Friday) at noon:
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Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back
Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-
Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*
Millennials: no wait
The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-
Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*
Millennials: no wait
The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
June 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back
Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-
Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*
Millennials: no wait
The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-
Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*
Millennials: no wait
The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
Langewiesche is extremely my shit. His MH370 piece is an all timer. RIP, king.
"Tragic things are going to happen. Figuring out how and why is the complicated work of serious professionals; I suppose storytelling is how they share the lessons." defector.com/each-william...
Each William Langewiesche Disaster Story Was An Event In Itself | Defector
William Langewiesche died on Sunday. He was a damn titan. Langewiesche hit his stride in longform magazine journalism round about 1998, applying the concept of system accidents to the downing of…
defector.com
June 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Langewiesche is extremely my shit. His MH370 piece is an all timer. RIP, king.
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(decapitated chicken's head watching its body run around) oh my god is that what i look like
June 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
(decapitated chicken's head watching its body run around) oh my god is that what i look like
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this is how the american economy is going to work for AT LEAST two entire years
a man in a white shirt is making a funny face with his mouth open and his arms outstretched .
Alt: guy jokingly pretending to kill himself
media.tenor.com
April 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
this is how the american economy is going to work for AT LEAST two entire years
Can’t wait for Severance to absolutely wreck my world tonight.
March 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Can’t wait for Severance to absolutely wreck my world tonight.
I am in my 40s; please stop inviting me to weddings.
March 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I am in my 40s; please stop inviting me to weddings.
Chuck Schumer retire bitch
March 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Chuck Schumer retire bitch
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hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on"
February 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on"