Before I Forget...
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Writer. Author. Blogger. Editor-for-hire. Mom. Grandma. Blue voter. Profane. Kitchen witch. AuDHD.
I have two different attorney clients, and if you thought editing attorney marketing emails was exciting work, you would be wrong.
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I have two different attorney clients, and if you thought editing attorney marketing emails was exciting work, you would be wrong.
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I remain very willing to see Bill Clinton go down with this ship
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I remain very willing to see Bill Clinton go down with this ship
The Devil Wears Prada 2 trailer is giving me life.
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The Devil Wears Prada 2 trailer is giving me life.
I booked a week long marketing project! Yay me!
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I booked a week long marketing project! Yay me!
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New password must contain 16 characters???? In this economy?????
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
New password must contain 16 characters???? In this economy?????
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The guy who literally survived a stroke because of accessible healthcare now parrots GOP talking points that healthcare is extreme. Fuck off, Fetterman.
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The guy who literally survived a stroke because of accessible healthcare now parrots GOP talking points that healthcare is extreme. Fuck off, Fetterman.
Government by neglect. Not by the people, for the people, or of the people
Mike Johnson refused to swear in Adelita Grijalva for 7 weeks after she won her election by about 40 points. Mitch McConnell refused to give Obama’s Supreme Court nominee, Merrick Garland, even a hearing for most of a year. Sen. Tommy Tuberville blocked all military nominations for 10 months /
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Government by neglect. Not by the people, for the people, or of the people
Teabagging.
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Teabagging.
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
Husband opened an entire package of shaved beef to cook SOME for a sandwich for himself becuz he "needed more meat."
My guy, no. Don't do that. You're craving PROTEIN & I have tuna, cooked beans, & cheese for that. Quit fucking up entire meal plans becuz you want meat.
Dude forgot how to be poor.
My guy, no. Don't do that. You're craving PROTEIN & I have tuna, cooked beans, & cheese for that. Quit fucking up entire meal plans becuz you want meat.
Dude forgot how to be poor.
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Husband opened an entire package of shaved beef to cook SOME for a sandwich for himself becuz he "needed more meat."
My guy, no. Don't do that. You're craving PROTEIN & I have tuna, cooked beans, & cheese for that. Quit fucking up entire meal plans becuz you want meat.
Dude forgot how to be poor.
My guy, no. Don't do that. You're craving PROTEIN & I have tuna, cooked beans, & cheese for that. Quit fucking up entire meal plans becuz you want meat.
Dude forgot how to be poor.
So they aren't reopening the government even tho they have the votes to pass the CR?
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
So they aren't reopening the government even tho they have the votes to pass the CR?
I stg i can't leave here soon enough.
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I stg i can't leave here soon enough.
It's not too late my guy.
In an emotional excerpt from his new book, Sen. John Fetterman said he should have dropped out of his 2022 senatorial race while severely battling depression after his stroke.
John Fetterman said he ‘should have quit’ Senate bid in an excerpt from his new book
John Fetterman gave an emotional look into his struggle with depression in an excerpt of his new book Unfettered.
www.inquirer.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It's not too late my guy.
I cleaned a single shelf in my kitchen.
I feel like I rode a bull.
I'm so tired of this shit.
I feel like I rode a bull.
I'm so tired of this shit.
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I cleaned a single shelf in my kitchen.
I feel like I rode a bull.
I'm so tired of this shit.
I feel like I rode a bull.
I'm so tired of this shit.
I was able to get in on Friday to an eye doctor for the sudden onset eye pressure. Yay!!!
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I was able to get in on Friday to an eye doctor for the sudden onset eye pressure. Yay!!!
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What happens to disabled people WILL ALWAYS happen to you.
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
What happens to disabled people WILL ALWAYS happen to you.
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Eight million of us took to the streets. The Election was a clean sweep and you caved?!?
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Eight million of us took to the streets. The Election was a clean sweep and you caved?!?
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today in "any other president in history would be immediately impeached and removed for this"
POLITICO: “.. Among those who received the ‘full, complete and unconditional’ pardons were Rudy Giuliani .. Mark Meadows, .. John Eastman and Kenneth Chesebro, .. Boris Epshteyn .. and Sidney Powell ..”
@politico.com @kyledcheney.bsky.social
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November 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
today in "any other president in history would be immediately impeached and removed for this"
Hey @schumer.senate.gov your leadership is no laughing matter.
Neither are the sacrifices that millions of Americans have been making for the last 40 days that you just pissed all over.
Neither are the sacrifices that millions of Americans have been making for the last 40 days that you just pissed all over.
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Hey @schumer.senate.gov your leadership is no laughing matter.
Neither are the sacrifices that millions of Americans have been making for the last 40 days that you just pissed all over.
Neither are the sacrifices that millions of Americans have been making for the last 40 days that you just pissed all over.
Hahahaha
Budgeting.....
For Black Friday
Hahaha hahaha
Budgeting.....
For Black Friday
Hahaha hahaha
As you begin budgeting for Black Friday, consider shopping locally as much as possible. Many small retailers (especially hobby shops, game stores, and comics shops) run *barely* in the black until the holidays, at which point they make all the profits that will keep them solvent next year.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Hahahaha
Budgeting.....
For Black Friday
Hahaha hahaha
Budgeting.....
For Black Friday
Hahaha hahaha
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entirely possible some senators experienced some flight issues getting home and decided selling out the entire American healthcare system for the poor was a reasonable trade for fixing it
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
entirely possible some senators experienced some flight issues getting home and decided selling out the entire American healthcare system for the poor was a reasonable trade for fixing it
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"The GOP promises to hold a vote to extend subsidies" is just "The Roadrunner has painted a tunnel on the side of this mountain" but in a different font.
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
"The GOP promises to hold a vote to extend subsidies" is just "The Roadrunner has painted a tunnel on the side of this mountain" but in a different font.