Kelly ✏️ Simmons
@kellysimmons.bsky.social
Novelist, Screenwriter, Rejected Girl Scout.
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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This could wind up being the most-watched newsmagazine segment in television history!!
Congratulations to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss!!!
Congratulations to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss!!!
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This could wind up being the most-watched newsmagazine segment in television history!!
Congratulations to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss!!!
Congratulations to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss!!!
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Brightened my mood!
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December 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Brightened my mood!
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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Today's the day! Happy, happy book birthday to @stephburnsauthor.bsky.social and FAR FROM THE A-LIST! It’s the coming-of-age story of a child star who never got a chance to come of age, packed with reflections on the price of celebrity culture. 😍 @harpercollins.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Today's the day! Happy, happy book birthday to @stephburnsauthor.bsky.social and FAR FROM THE A-LIST! It’s the coming-of-age story of a child star who never got a chance to come of age, packed with reflections on the price of celebrity culture. 😍 @harpercollins.bsky.social
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It's a bit surprising that Pete Hegseth asked for two shots when he usually asks for four or five.
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
It's a bit surprising that Pete Hegseth asked for two shots when he usually asks for four or five.
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Big Phony Schmuck! - Randy Rainbow Song Parody
YouTube video by Randy Rainbow
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Wow I can't believe George
Soros bought up all those seats and paid all those people to dress up as Commanders fans
Soros bought up all those seats and paid all those people to dress up as Commanders fans
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Wow I can't believe George
Soros bought up all those seats and paid all those people to dress up as Commanders fans
Soros bought up all those seats and paid all those people to dress up as Commanders fans
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Good morning. Today would be a good day to give money to Democratic senate candidates like @drannieandrews.com
drannieandrews.com
secure.actblue.com/donate/loc_website
drannieandrews.com
secure.actblue.com/donate/loc_website
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Good morning. Today would be a good day to give money to Democratic senate candidates like @drannieandrews.com
drannieandrews.com
secure.actblue.com/donate/loc_website
drannieandrews.com
secure.actblue.com/donate/loc_website
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This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
This person took this when they called the race
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I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.
October 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.
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We are Amphifa.
October 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
We are Amphifa.
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Me to @chrislhayes.bsky.social on the Comey and James and (probably imminent) Bolton prosecutions
"It doesn’t matter what your politics are. If you say he’s stupid, which he is, if you say he is wrong, which he is, if you say he’s a criminal or sleezy, which he is ... then you’re his enemy.”
"It doesn’t matter what your politics are. If you say he’s stupid, which he is, if you say he is wrong, which he is, if you say he’s a criminal or sleezy, which he is ... then you’re his enemy.”
October 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Me to @chrislhayes.bsky.social on the Comey and James and (probably imminent) Bolton prosecutions
"It doesn’t matter what your politics are. If you say he’s stupid, which he is, if you say he is wrong, which he is, if you say he’s a criminal or sleezy, which he is ... then you’re his enemy.”
"It doesn’t matter what your politics are. If you say he’s stupid, which he is, if you say he is wrong, which he is, if you say he’s a criminal or sleezy, which he is ... then you’re his enemy.”
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If a pharmaceutical company could mass produce whatever compassion pills Marjorie Taylor Greene seems to have been taking lately, we could save the world
October 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
If a pharmaceutical company could mass produce whatever compassion pills Marjorie Taylor Greene seems to have been taking lately, we could save the world
Today, I'm championing @farmersdog.bsky.social even though I don't have a dog, @leaffilter.bsky.social even though my gutters are already clean, and setting an alert for @thegoldenbachelor.bsky.social even though I'm FAR too young for their target audience lol. #JimmyKimmel advertisers ❤️🎙️
September 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Today, I'm championing @farmersdog.bsky.social even though I don't have a dog, @leaffilter.bsky.social even though my gutters are already clean, and setting an alert for @thegoldenbachelor.bsky.social even though I'm FAR too young for their target audience lol. #JimmyKimmel advertisers ❤️🎙️
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3 months ago, today, Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered by a Trump supporter.
They had kids, too.
They had kids, too.
September 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
3 months ago, today, Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered by a Trump supporter.
They had kids, too.
They had kids, too.
1. most people don't even know who he is 2. most people also don't believe in any of the horrible shit he said 3. flags should be lowered only when someone of actual prominence, intelligence and importance has left the earth
September 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
1. most people don't even know who he is 2. most people also don't believe in any of the horrible shit he said 3. flags should be lowered only when someone of actual prominence, intelligence and importance has left the earth
Look at this beauty! Love her writing, can’t wait!
COVER REVEAL! Here's RUBY FALLS, coming 3/3! @atlanticcrime.bsky.social
One body. Five suspects.Total darkness.
Set almost entirely underground at the onset of the Great Depression, RUBY FALLS is a twist on the locked-room mystery, as well as an exploration of loss and what it means to start over.
One body. Five suspects.Total darkness.
Set almost entirely underground at the onset of the Great Depression, RUBY FALLS is a twist on the locked-room mystery, as well as an exploration of loss and what it means to start over.
August 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Look at this beauty! Love her writing, can’t wait!
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It's easy to get things wrong on live television, and you often don't realize your mistakes until afterwards.
Tony Soprano was far more honest, trustworthy, decent, honorable, moral, and intelligent than Trump.
My sincerest apologies to Carmela, Meadow, and A.J.
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
Tony Soprano was far more honest, trustworthy, decent, honorable, moral, and intelligent than Trump.
My sincerest apologies to Carmela, Meadow, and A.J.
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
August 15, 2025 at 7:34 AM
It's easy to get things wrong on live television, and you often don't realize your mistakes until afterwards.
Tony Soprano was far more honest, trustworthy, decent, honorable, moral, and intelligent than Trump.
My sincerest apologies to Carmela, Meadow, and A.J.
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
Tony Soprano was far more honest, trustworthy, decent, honorable, moral, and intelligent than Trump.
My sincerest apologies to Carmela, Meadow, and A.J.
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
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August 14, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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