Kelsey Albers
@kelseyalbers.bsky.social
Elder millennial with strong opinions.
Also easily confused by social media.
Also easily confused by social media.
Greenland is to NATO as Ukraine is to _______.
Lutnick: "I didn't understand why they sent a couple dozen military people to Greenland. It made no sense whatsoever. I mean, they didn't send those couple of dozen people to Ukraine before Russia came in. If you provoke the president, you're gonna get a response."
January 21, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Greenland is to NATO as Ukraine is to _______.
Caleb Williams just made Sean McVay’s eyes pop out like he’s a part of the Looney Tunes.
January 19, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Caleb Williams just made Sean McVay’s eyes pop out like he’s a part of the Looney Tunes.
Ahhhhh yes. The infamous Boston Tea Party Substack.
The good ol’ days.
The good ol’ days.
Republican on CNN: You peacefully protest with a letter to the editor. You peacefully protest by starting a Substack or a podcast.
January 15, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Ahhhhh yes. The infamous Boston Tea Party Substack.
The good ol’ days.
The good ol’ days.
Reposted by Kelsey Albers
We had the Trump phone and the Trump coin. Now we could have the Trump credit card.
Every time you take it out to pay, it spits in your face.
Every time you take it out to pay, it spits in your face.
He could lie about Haitian immigrants eating dogs because his base could happily believe it.
It’s harder to lie about the economy when every time they pull out their wallet they are reminded he’s lying to their face 🤷🏻♂️
It’s harder to lie about the economy when every time they pull out their wallet they are reminded he’s lying to their face 🤷🏻♂️
New in PN: One year in, Trump's economy is a mess
"Even relatively inattentive voters know that 1) Trump said he’d bring down prices and make the economy great; 2) prices are not lower and the economy is not great; and 3) now he’s lying in our faces about it."
"Even relatively inattentive voters know that 1) Trump said he’d bring down prices and make the economy great; 2) prices are not lower and the economy is not great; and 3) now he’s lying in our faces about it."
January 13, 2026 at 1:29 PM
We had the Trump phone and the Trump coin. Now we could have the Trump credit card.
Every time you take it out to pay, it spits in your face.
Every time you take it out to pay, it spits in your face.
Reposted by Kelsey Albers
"Intense video" Fox News' Matt Finn writes as he smirks and laughs while filming protesters being arrested by ICE agents as he does his little state-sanctioned ride-along with them this morning.
January 9, 2026 at 7:57 PM
"Intense video" Fox News' Matt Finn writes as he smirks and laughs while filming protesters being arrested by ICE agents as he does his little state-sanctioned ride-along with them this morning.
Reposted by Kelsey Albers
they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
In the video that the shooter took, which I believe was leaked to be exculpatory, he appears to yell “fucking bitch” after he shoots Renee Good.
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
I need to ask him a question and I need him to be honest….
Is he still on the phone with then right now?
Is he still on the phone with then right now?
Trump on his Venezuela coup: "I was called by the leaders of numerous countries. I won't go into which ones, but the biggest and the strongest, and they said, 'That was very impressive.' They're all impressed."
January 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I need to ask him a question and I need him to be honest….
Is he still on the phone with then right now?
Is he still on the phone with then right now?
Mmmk Grandpa.
Shall we all get off your lawn, too?
Shall we all get off your lawn, too?
Rep. Roger Williams: "People need to quit demonstrating, quit yelling at law enforcement, challenging law enforcement, and begin to get civil."
January 9, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Mmmk Grandpa.
Shall we all get off your lawn, too?
Shall we all get off your lawn, too?
“Where are the children?”?!?!?!?!?!?
Probably on lockdown because there are unknown men trying to force their way in, you creepy fucker.
Probably on lockdown because there are unknown men trying to force their way in, you creepy fucker.
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
December 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
“Where are the children?”?!?!?!?!?!?
Probably on lockdown because there are unknown men trying to force their way in, you creepy fucker.
Probably on lockdown because there are unknown men trying to force their way in, you creepy fucker.
My grown up Christmas wish is that this is HIS last Christmas.
Trump: “Merry Christmas to all, including the many Sleazebags who loved Epstein, gave him bundles of money, went to his Island, attended his parties, & thought he was the greatest guy on earth, only to ‘drop him like a dog’ when things got too HOT … Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas!”
December 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
My grown up Christmas wish is that this is HIS last Christmas.
But we already knew this. We all heard the tape in 2016, and the deplorables still cast their vote.
Dems should have relentlessly prosecuted him for assault, sedition, fraud, and all the other things when he was out of power. In the name of unity?
The lesson: Next time, don’t blink.
Dems should have relentlessly prosecuted him for assault, sedition, fraud, and all the other things when he was out of power. In the name of unity?
The lesson: Next time, don’t blink.
If it was anybody else, the discovery of a letter from one convicted paedophile to another convicted paedophile, saying, "Hey, remember that friend of ours who we watched definitely being a paedophile," would result in an immediate arrest.
Your move, America.
Your move, America.
December 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
But we already knew this. We all heard the tape in 2016, and the deplorables still cast their vote.
Dems should have relentlessly prosecuted him for assault, sedition, fraud, and all the other things when he was out of power. In the name of unity?
The lesson: Next time, don’t blink.
Dems should have relentlessly prosecuted him for assault, sedition, fraud, and all the other things when he was out of power. In the name of unity?
The lesson: Next time, don’t blink.
Trump to his followers: Well, if a person complains about me too much and they die, then so be it. Wink wink.
December 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Trump to his followers: Well, if a person complains about me too much and they die, then so be it. Wink wink.
So. If you can now afford 34 or 35 less dolls for your children, what happens if you used to only be able to afford 2 loaves of bread? You eat -34 or -35 loaves?
This is why you don’t have to hand it to fascists.
This is why you don’t have to hand it to fascists.
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM
So. If you can now afford 34 or 35 less dolls for your children, what happens if you used to only be able to afford 2 loaves of bread? You eat -34 or -35 loaves?
This is why you don’t have to hand it to fascists.
This is why you don’t have to hand it to fascists.
Reposted by Kelsey Albers
Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD
Reposted by Kelsey Albers
Really important to stress that the Crown Jewels of the US higher education system were never the Ivies or elite SLACs (other countries have equivalents of these) but the well-funded, large, cheap, and excellently staffed public state university systems bringing high quality education to the masses.
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Really important to stress that the Crown Jewels of the US higher education system were never the Ivies or elite SLACs (other countries have equivalents of these) but the well-funded, large, cheap, and excellently staffed public state university systems bringing high quality education to the masses.
Wait. What?
ANA SWANSON: Does the administration value Fed independence?
PETER NAVARRO: We value a Fed that understands the chess board and will do the right thing independent of political consideration
(That's not exactly a yes)
PETER NAVARRO: We value a Fed that understands the chess board and will do the right thing independent of political consideration
(That's not exactly a yes)
October 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Wait. What?
Reposted by Kelsey Albers
People of Illinois, we need your help.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
September 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
People of Illinois, we need your help.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
Reposted by Kelsey Albers
NEW: After one of Kristi Noem’s major financial supporters contacted her, the DHS chief quickly expedited more than $11 million of federal money to rebuild a historic pier in Naples, Florida, records obtained by ProPublica show.
Kristi Noem Fast-Tracked Millions in Disaster Aid to Florida Tourist Attraction After Campaign Donor Intervened
The DHS chief has been widely criticized for slowing down FEMA’s response after natural disasters. Texts and emails obtained by ProPublica point to an effective way to get help faster: have one of Noe...
www.propublica.org
September 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
NEW: After one of Kristi Noem’s major financial supporters contacted her, the DHS chief quickly expedited more than $11 million of federal money to rebuild a historic pier in Naples, Florida, records obtained by ProPublica show.
Current status: SCREAMING INTO THE ABYSS
Trump: There's a rumor and I don't know if it's so or not—that Cuba, they don't have tylenol because they don't have the money for tylenol, and they have virtually no autism
September 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Current status: SCREAMING INTO THE ABYSS
I just can’t even. So 👏🏼 many 👏🏼 women 👏🏼 are 👏🏼 going 👏🏼 to 👏🏼 needlessly 👏🏼 suffer 👏🏼
He can fuck all the way off.
And next time he gargles orders for a Diet Coke, someone please tell him it’s too much liquid.
He can fuck all the way off.
And next time he gargles orders for a Diet Coke, someone please tell him it’s too much liquid.
Trump: "It's too much liquid. Too many different things are going into that baby at too big a number. The size of this thing when you look at it. It's like 80 different vaccines and beyond vaccines."
September 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I just can’t even. So 👏🏼 many 👏🏼 women 👏🏼 are 👏🏼 going 👏🏼 to 👏🏼 needlessly 👏🏼 suffer 👏🏼
He can fuck all the way off.
And next time he gargles orders for a Diet Coke, someone please tell him it’s too much liquid.
He can fuck all the way off.
And next time he gargles orders for a Diet Coke, someone please tell him it’s too much liquid.
Reposted by Kelsey Albers
This is not a massive decision or any kind of change. Costco has never carried mifepristone in its pharmacies. An anti-abortion group is taking credit for something that didn't happen, possibly to generate disingenuous left-wing ire against one of the few corporations that hasn't gone MAGA.
August 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This is not a massive decision or any kind of change. Costco has never carried mifepristone in its pharmacies. An anti-abortion group is taking credit for something that didn't happen, possibly to generate disingenuous left-wing ire against one of the few corporations that hasn't gone MAGA.
I’d rather risk skydiving without a parachute than risk following any political party Musk cooks up.
Musk is pitching the America party as both a centrist party (because the two parties are too polarized) and an alternative to a uniparty (because the two parties are too similar).
July 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I’d rather risk skydiving without a parachute than risk following any political party Musk cooks up.
Reposted by Kelsey Albers
Laughing in front of cages designed to hold migrants and refugees, many of whom came to this country fleeing extreme violence and poverty, and hoping to raise their children in a more compassionate country. And many of whom followed all the legal procedures to enter the country.
July 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Laughing in front of cages designed to hold migrants and refugees, many of whom came to this country fleeing extreme violence and poverty, and hoping to raise their children in a more compassionate country. And many of whom followed all the legal procedures to enter the country.