Kelsey Armstrong
@kelseyarms.bsky.social
Football fan
Avid reader
Michigander at heart
Go Blue 💛💙
Avid reader
Michigander at heart
Go Blue 💛💙
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Coco giving the ballkids the trophy to raise.
June 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Coco giving the ballkids the trophy to raise.
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the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done
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Your winning team, with an 11:59 donation carefully engineered for maximum rivalry hilarity:
The Michigan Wolverines, at $181,310.
The Michigan Wolverines, at $181,310.
a football field with the word michigan written on it
Alt: a packed stadium at the University of Michigan
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April 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Your winning team, with an 11:59 donation carefully engineered for maximum rivalry hilarity:
The Michigan Wolverines, at $181,310.
The Michigan Wolverines, at $181,310.
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Dusty May takes Michigan to the Sweet 16 in Year 1. Incredible season.
March 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Dusty May takes Michigan to the Sweet 16 in Year 1. Incredible season.
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I WANNA LIVE FOREVER I DONT CARE
March 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I WANNA LIVE FOREVER I DONT CARE
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MICHIGAN HAS WON THE BIG TEN BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT
March 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
MICHIGAN HAS WON THE BIG TEN BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT
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NIMARI BURNETT WINS IT FOR MICHIGAN
February 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
NIMARI BURNETT WINS IT FOR MICHIGAN
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Today’s Connections has inadvertently revealed the mascot of the revolution
February 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Today’s Connections has inadvertently revealed the mascot of the revolution
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Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.
February 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.
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If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE
February 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE
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My 5 year old came into our kitchen mid-morning today and asked me for “a snack bacon,” then proceeds to gab a piece of lukewarm turkey bacon leftover from breakfast and just inhales it. Not sure I’ve ever been more proud of him
January 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
My 5 year old came into our kitchen mid-morning today and asked me for “a snack bacon,” then proceeds to gab a piece of lukewarm turkey bacon leftover from breakfast and just inhales it. Not sure I’ve ever been more proud of him
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Flavor Flav dressed up as a jar of mayonnaise and then dumped a cooler filled with mayo on the Minnesota football coach's bald head. That is an entirely factual sentence.
College football is the greatest sport.
College football is the greatest sport.
January 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Flavor Flav dressed up as a jar of mayonnaise and then dumped a cooler filled with mayo on the Minnesota football coach's bald head. That is an entirely factual sentence.
College football is the greatest sport.
College football is the greatest sport.
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PJ Fleck gets the mayo bath and they got him GOOD
January 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
PJ Fleck gets the mayo bath and they got him GOOD
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If I was the coach of winning team in the Duke’s Bowl I’d moan a little when they dumped the mayo on me
January 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
If I was the coach of winning team in the Duke’s Bowl I’d moan a little when they dumped the mayo on me
I will take beating MSU, OSU, and Bama in a bowl game in the same season over just about anything else. Hail 💙💛
December 31, 2024 at 8:35 PM
I will take beating MSU, OSU, and Bama in a bowl game in the same season over just about anything else. Hail 💙💛
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Michigan follows up on their national championship by ending the season with victories over Ohio State and Alabama, presumably to repeat as national champions but I'm not checking
December 31, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Michigan follows up on their national championship by ending the season with victories over Ohio State and Alabama, presumably to repeat as national champions but I'm not checking
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by beating the Niners, the Lions have ensured that the Bears will finish with more losses than the rest of the division combined
December 31, 2024 at 4:11 AM
by beating the Niners, the Lions have ensured that the Bears will finish with more losses than the rest of the division combined
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RIP, Frosted Cinnamon Roll.
You were too good for this world.
You were too good for this world.
December 29, 2024 at 12:29 AM
RIP, Frosted Cinnamon Roll.
You were too good for this world.
You were too good for this world.
Are there too many bowl games? Maybe. Should more bowl games be like the pop tarts bowl? Absolutely!
December 28, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Are there too many bowl games? Maybe. Should more bowl games be like the pop tarts bowl? Absolutely!
5 touchdowns and there’s still enough time left in the first quarter for another score, I love this game
an illustration of a pop tart holding a sign that says " dreams really do come true "
ALT: an illustration of a pop tart holding a sign that says " dreams really do come true "
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2024 at 9:16 PM
5 touchdowns and there’s still enough time left in the first quarter for another score, I love this game
“This is a very defense heavy pop tarts bowl” said no one ever
December 28, 2024 at 8:54 PM
“This is a very defense heavy pop tarts bowl” said no one ever