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kemosabi03.bsky.social
@kemosabi03.bsky.social
Imagine a clever bio.
Dork.
Still unsure how I became a sports fan.
Adef invents his own torment nexus (2026).
January 11, 2026 at 7:24 AM
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I guess we're speedrunning crying now
January 11, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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🎶I wanna live forever on a boat out in the sea🎶
MAPS COMMERCIAL
January 10, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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if the sec wants to compete with the big ten they need to get a map commercial
January 10, 2026 at 1:52 AM
“Turns out, Boop breaks the game.”
—Things Heard At AGDQ 2026—
my favorite semi-yearly tradition is back! ^^ here's a week-long thread of my favorite out-of-context sentence fragments overheard from Games Done Quick hosts, runners and commentators!
#AGDQ2026
January 6, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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—Things Heard At AGDQ 2026—
my favorite semi-yearly tradition is back! ^^ here's a week-long thread of my favorite out-of-context sentence fragments overheard from Games Done Quick hosts, runners and commentators!
#AGDQ2026
January 4, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Can refs lose their jobs over bowl games? Asking for ECU
December 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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CLETUS!
I can't do justice to this insane year in one episode. But the new PTFO Christmas Spectacular, with @katienolan.bsky.social and Michael Cruz Kayne, is our best attempt to close it out.

🫶🍔

youtu.be/y4SVvFxtA6w?...
Reacting to Jordon Hudson on CBS, Aspiration Trees & More w/ Katie Nolan & Michael Cruz Kayne | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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December 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Set looks like a Basketball school playing a Volleyball school…
Timeout Kansas, down 12-3

The Jayhawks currently have a negative hit percentage
December 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Ever find a source of information so useful and reliable it’ll keep you on an app? I did. This one dude dropping roster updates in text >>>> trying to watch Insta reels from the team. Heroic work.
Add to this: Collin Fernandez will be returning for a third season.
More Spokane roster news:

- Javi Martin has indicated he is departing the team in free agency (via X)

- Ish Jome has announced his retirement from professional soccer (via Instagram)
December 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
‘Roguelike City-builder’ almost made me run away, but AtS is incredible. And the Dev team keeps adding and tweaking stuff. Just this week we got Salt ‘farms’.
For the strategy/city-building gamers out there:

I was skeptical of Against the Storm but it lives up to the hype. Terrific game and one I think I will be playing for a long time. Very deep.
December 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Yes, hello, let me show you my culture. Thanks for asking.
You know I had to
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Volleyball has brackets. You should be watching volleyball.
December 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Team Swirls forever.
🚨 𝗥𝗢𝗟𝗟 𝗖𝗔𝗟𝗟 🚨

Our edible mascots have officially reported for duty! Six flavors. Zero chill. Infinite aura.

Are you Team Sprinkles or Team Swirls?

Join us on Dec. 27 at 3:30 p.m. in Orlando to find out who’s headed to Mouth Heaven next! #PopTartsBowl
December 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
What the shit even is Targeting if not that.
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The organist for the Dodgers is doing great tonight. Gotta think they’ll run out of themes, but they keep playing bangers.
October 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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You can only truly enjoy baseball if you have no rooting interest. Otherwise it's the most miserable fuckin' experience going.
October 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Those Cloud With Google AI commercials are actually a perfect example of how AI is a sham. They sound like real stats but they're garbage. Slugging percentage based on how often you tap the plate with your bat? Comebacks before and after the rally cap? Completely worthless "stats" nobody wants.
October 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
No offense to him, but get that National League Shohei ad outta my American League game!
October 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
IT WAS ME!

Now I have all this coffee to drink…
If the M’s win this, know it was me.

I gave up and started a pot of coffee mid-15th.
October 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
If the M’s win this, know it was me.

I gave up and started a pot of coffee mid-15th.
October 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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TO THE 15TH
October 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I refuse to be fooled by the excitement of 2 runners on.
October 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Playoff baseball can never just be normal. Weird shit *must* happen.
October 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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It’s happened to all of us? Speak for yourself Cris. I have never fumbled the ball in the National Football League.
October 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM