Kent Brockman
@kentbrockman.bsky.social
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, democracy simply does not work. 📍Philly
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Blue Jays are blasting Frank Sinatra’s “New York, New York” during their celebration
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Shan if you live anywhere near Manayunk go see Gwen at Cresson St. she would knock this out of the park
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I say this with love, some of you are going to lose your life savings to a man who says you have parking tickets that can only be paid in Target gift cards
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if I could write a horror movie, it would've been this one , it's just so good
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do you like heavy metal? There's a really great Slayer song about Ed Gein called Dead Skin Mask
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what are you watching? Ed Gein?
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additional weird overlap: benjamin "bugsy" siegel, kingpin of Murder Inc and effective founder of modern vegas, had to be talked out of killing Joseph Goebbels and Hermann Goering at a party in Italy in 1939
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you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
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I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances
Daaaaaaaa bearssss
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FYI there are a ton of DHS vehicles in Old City right now, be careful out there Philly
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should we ritually sacrifice the face paint mohawk guy? just spitballing
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would you say the Mon Valley is Midwestern?
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as a large person, it's always a threat
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
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My cousin had a 2002 in high school that's probably worth 50k or something insane now