kerlsburgers
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Everything's a burger if you squint hard enough. Face made for radio and a voice perfect for silent movies. Retro, and live from the Windy City.
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Unsolicited life advice:
Never wrestle with a pig; you both get dirty and the pig enjoys it.
Also, never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Never wrestle with a pig; you both get dirty and the pig enjoys it.
Also, never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Again, if you write code with AI, you can see if the code compiles. If you write a legal filing with AI, you find out if it works when opposing counsel and/or the court tries to take your head off.
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said it once, I'll say it a thousand times: legal research and drafting generative AI is not fit for the purpose
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said it once, I'll say it a thousand times: legal research and drafting generative AI is not fit for the purpose
Finally, the lawyers were like “oh my god, I don’t know how this could possibly happen, we never make mistakes like this.”
But after they got busted in THIS case, they then went and filed corrections in one of their OTHER cases after they realized that fuckery was happening.
But after they got busted in THIS case, they then went and filed corrections in one of their OTHER cases after they realized that fuckery was happening.
July 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Again, if you write code with AI, you can see if the code compiles. If you write a legal filing with AI, you find out if it works when opposing counsel and/or the court tries to take your head off.
Surprise randomizer now at twitch.tv/kerlsburgers.
December 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Surprise randomizer now at twitch.tv/kerlsburgers.
Man, the streaming bug has bitten me hard again.
I'll probably do a sneaky ALttP randomizer or two this weekend, maybe of the Triforce Hunt variety. It's just fun hanging out and chatting with friends.
Happy Friday, everyone.
I'll probably do a sneaky ALttP randomizer or two this weekend, maybe of the Triforce Hunt variety. It's just fun hanging out and chatting with friends.
Happy Friday, everyone.
December 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Man, the streaming bug has bitten me hard again.
I'll probably do a sneaky ALttP randomizer or two this weekend, maybe of the Triforce Hunt variety. It's just fun hanging out and chatting with friends.
Happy Friday, everyone.
I'll probably do a sneaky ALttP randomizer or two this weekend, maybe of the Triforce Hunt variety. It's just fun hanging out and chatting with friends.
Happy Friday, everyone.
Tonight you'll be visited by three spirits
December 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Tonight you'll be visited by three spirits
Quote this post with a movie you'd rate a perfect 10/10.
December 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Quote this post with a movie you'd rate a perfect 10/10.
Good times whenever windows updates, I get to go through my stream and find out what broke in OBS. At least this time I took care of it at night, not as I was going live.
December 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Good times whenever windows updates, I get to go through my stream and find out what broke in OBS. At least this time I took care of it at night, not as I was going live.
Always worth a listen. I knew 'em before they hit a million...
Congrats!
Congrats!
Wow. GITW hit 1,000,000 plays this week. Thanks to all who've watched & listened!
To celebrate, the next 50 ppl who join—or upgrade—on Patreon will get a code for a game that shaped the show: #Ultros, #1000xResist, #CitizenSleeper 1/2, or #InOtherWaters.
✨ Join here: patreon.com/gaminginthewild
To celebrate, the next 50 ppl who join—or upgrade—on Patreon will get a code for a game that shaped the show: #Ultros, #1000xResist, #CitizenSleeper 1/2, or #InOtherWaters.
✨ Join here: patreon.com/gaminginthewild
December 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Always worth a listen. I knew 'em before they hit a million...
Congrats!
Congrats!
Anyone know an artist who can turn this into a sprite for the Legend of Zelda Link to the Past Randomizer?
December 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Anyone know an artist who can turn this into a sprite for the Legend of Zelda Link to the Past Randomizer?
Finished the first randomizer this morning and hopped into a second a couple hours later.
Finished my first in just over 5 hours; my second in just under 5. Both seeds had huge blunders on my part that easily cost me an hour each, if not more.
Fun stuff!
Finished my first in just over 5 hours; my second in just under 5. Both seeds had huge blunders on my part that easily cost me an hour each, if not more.
Fun stuff!
December 7, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Finished the first randomizer this morning and hopped into a second a couple hours later.
Finished my first in just over 5 hours; my second in just under 5. Both seeds had huge blunders on my part that easily cost me an hour each, if not more.
Fun stuff!
Finished my first in just over 5 hours; my second in just under 5. Both seeds had huge blunders on my part that easily cost me an hour each, if not more.
Fun stuff!
Randomizer...mostly complete. Got hung up on a missing item for over an hour, but I'm headed in the right direction. Should finish tomorrow.
If I manage under 10 hours for my first, I'll be somewhat impressed.
If I manage under 10 hours for my first, I'll be somewhat impressed.
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Randomizer...mostly complete. Got hung up on a missing item for over an hour, but I'm headed in the right direction. Should finish tomorrow.
If I manage under 10 hours for my first, I'll be somewhat impressed.
If I manage under 10 hours for my first, I'll be somewhat impressed.
Let's try a randomizer. twitch.tv/kerlsburgers
December 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Let's try a randomizer. twitch.tv/kerlsburgers
Might be no stream today, working on something magical and trying to get all the bugs out. If I don't stream, I will this weekend.
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Might be no stream today, working on something magical and trying to get all the bugs out. If I don't stream, I will this weekend.
After swearing I would never, ever try it...
...running my first Link to the Past randomizer seed on my stream tomorrow.
Oh boy.
It's gonna be rough.
...running my first Link to the Past randomizer seed on my stream tomorrow.
Oh boy.
It's gonna be rough.
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
After swearing I would never, ever try it...
...running my first Link to the Past randomizer seed on my stream tomorrow.
Oh boy.
It's gonna be rough.
...running my first Link to the Past randomizer seed on my stream tomorrow.
Oh boy.
It's gonna be rough.
Going to start a little early today over at twitch.tv/kerlsburgers and see if I can finish the last two dungeons of Link's Awakening. Also, being pressured to try a randomizer, so, uh, there's that in the future.
Help.
Live in the next 30 minutes or so.
Help.
Live in the next 30 minutes or so.
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
December 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Going to start a little early today over at twitch.tv/kerlsburgers and see if I can finish the last two dungeons of Link's Awakening. Also, being pressured to try a randomizer, so, uh, there's that in the future.
Help.
Live in the next 30 minutes or so.
Help.
Live in the next 30 minutes or so.
Unsolicited life advice:
Never wrestle with a pig; you both get dirty and the pig enjoys it.
Also, never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Never wrestle with a pig; you both get dirty and the pig enjoys it.
Also, never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
December 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Unsolicited life advice:
Never wrestle with a pig; you both get dirty and the pig enjoys it.
Also, never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Never wrestle with a pig; you both get dirty and the pig enjoys it.
Also, never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Starting stream early today because, why not? Live in 15 minutes. twitch.tv/kerlsburgers
December 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Starting stream early today because, why not? Live in 15 minutes. twitch.tv/kerlsburgers
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The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Food, coffee, then a slightly late start today, as I am feeling lazy. But I will be live on twitch eventually.
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Food, coffee, then a slightly late start today, as I am feeling lazy. But I will be live on twitch eventually.
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Evan McPherson just drilled a Bengals record 63-yard field goal.
Money Mac is indeed back.
Money Mac is indeed back.
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Evan McPherson just drilled a Bengals record 63-yard field goal.
Money Mac is indeed back.
Money Mac is indeed back.
Going live. We defeat Zelda 2 today. Or Ganon wins. Either way, finished with this game today.
twitch.tv/kerlsburgers
twitch.tv/kerlsburgers
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Going live. We defeat Zelda 2 today. Or Ganon wins. Either way, finished with this game today.
twitch.tv/kerlsburgers
twitch.tv/kerlsburgers
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This is blatantly, undeniably true and has been for a long time, and it is cooking people's brains to hang out there and think it's not true. Regardless of if you like this place as an alternative or not. Musk puts his thumb heavily on the scale because your feed there is his personal plaything.
If you're trying to convince your friends to spend time on Bluesky rather than X, maybe show them this. X is not "the public town square" or about "free speech." It's "just what Elon Musk wants you to see." If you see stuff he doesn't like he'll step in to make sure you don't see it for long.
If you scroll on X, you are only being shown what Elon wants you to see. If you create content on X, no one will see it unless Elon wants them to.
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
This is blatantly, undeniably true and has been for a long time, and it is cooking people's brains to hang out there and think it's not true. Regardless of if you like this place as an alternative or not. Musk puts his thumb heavily on the scale because your feed there is his personal plaything.
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and for people who are getting reach on twitter these days, it might be worth looking at your content and thinking about why it’s getting eyeballs
not a coincidence that the reactionary centrists still do just fine there
not a coincidence that the reactionary centrists still do just fine there
Elon Musk is very explicitly altering the X algorithm to show people content that aligns with his far-right worldview.
If you're still posting there and think you can win hearts and minds or something, this is what you're up against. You're never going to win a rigged game.
If you're still posting there and think you can win hearts and minds or something, this is what you're up against. You're never going to win a rigged game.
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
and for people who are getting reach on twitter these days, it might be worth looking at your content and thinking about why it’s getting eyeballs
not a coincidence that the reactionary centrists still do just fine there
not a coincidence that the reactionary centrists still do just fine there
Zelda 2 is not a good game.
One more palace to go, tomorrow. Then we forget that game ever existed.
One more palace to go, tomorrow. Then we forget that game ever existed.
November 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Zelda 2 is not a good game.
One more palace to go, tomorrow. Then we forget that game ever existed.
One more palace to go, tomorrow. Then we forget that game ever existed.
Once again, I'll stream in 20 minutes or so, and keep slamming my fingers in the Zelda II car door.
Come see if I go insane, might be fun.
twitch.tv/kerlsburgers
Come see if I go insane, might be fun.
twitch.tv/kerlsburgers
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Once again, I'll stream in 20 minutes or so, and keep slamming my fingers in the Zelda II car door.
Come see if I go insane, might be fun.
twitch.tv/kerlsburgers
Come see if I go insane, might be fun.
twitch.tv/kerlsburgers