@kevinwantsheaven.bsky.social
Progressive Christian. Misanthropist (I know Christian and misanthropist seem contradictory 😅 I’m working on it). Kind of a cynical asshole at times. Animal rights advocate. Professional bed-rotter. Not negative, just a realist. Occasionally philosophical.
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"Every day is Boxing Day." — Jules 😻
January 3, 2026 at 12:01 AM
"Every day is Boxing Day." — Jules 😻
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When a kid doesn’t know how to use an analog clock or paper map.
January 2, 2026 at 6:16 PM
When a kid doesn’t know how to use an analog clock or paper map.
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He's so dumb
January 2, 2026 at 6:48 PM
He's so dumb
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messages from my petsitter
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January 3, 2026 at 2:58 AM
messages from my petsitter
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Can these OF bots please hop off my posts lol
January 3, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Can these OF bots please hop off my posts lol
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Chloe and Cooper, when they were ‘sweet and cute’ puppies😉
January 3, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Chloe and Cooper, when they were ‘sweet and cute’ puppies😉
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I'm going to make a Religious Left starter pack, tell me who should be in it!
#ReligiousLeft #ProgressiveChristians
#ReligiousLeft #ProgressiveChristians
January 3, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I'm going to make a Religious Left starter pack, tell me who should be in it!
#ReligiousLeft #ProgressiveChristians
#ReligiousLeft #ProgressiveChristians
Hesitant to post, will likely delete soon but I need to scream into the void a bit lol.
In all seriousness tho, fuck my abuser for not only traumatizing me but causing distress for those around me too.
In all seriousness tho, fuck my abuser for not only traumatizing me but causing distress for those around me too.
January 3, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Hesitant to post, will likely delete soon but I need to scream into the void a bit lol.
In all seriousness tho, fuck my abuser for not only traumatizing me but causing distress for those around me too.
In all seriousness tho, fuck my abuser for not only traumatizing me but causing distress for those around me too.
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Happy New Year, Minnesota!
January 1, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Happy New Year, Minnesota!
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Here’s to a year filled with wagging tails, happy purrs, cozy cuddles, and everyday moments that make life better with pets by our side.
Wishing you and your furry family a joyful year ahead.
#HappyNewYear #NewYearWithPets #PetHolidays #pawlidays #myholidayworld #NewYear2026
Wishing you and your furry family a joyful year ahead.
#HappyNewYear #NewYearWithPets #PetHolidays #pawlidays #myholidayworld #NewYear2026
January 2, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Here’s to a year filled with wagging tails, happy purrs, cozy cuddles, and everyday moments that make life better with pets by our side.
Wishing you and your furry family a joyful year ahead.
#HappyNewYear #NewYearWithPets #PetHolidays #pawlidays #myholidayworld #NewYear2026
Wishing you and your furry family a joyful year ahead.
#HappyNewYear #NewYearWithPets #PetHolidays #pawlidays #myholidayworld #NewYear2026
Just came across this note I wrote. I don’t recall writing it but damn how depressing
January 2, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Just came across this note I wrote. I don’t recall writing it but damn how depressing
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The face Cher is giving me while I’m busy managing her social media rather than getting her breakfast pronto 😂 Have I told you she’s really not a morning dog? Closest thing you’ll see to her having RBF is when she first wakes up. She’ll perk up though when we go play soon.
#corgi #corgicrew
#corgi #corgicrew
January 1, 2026 at 2:13 PM
The face Cher is giving me while I’m busy managing her social media rather than getting her breakfast pronto 😂 Have I told you she’s really not a morning dog? Closest thing you’ll see to her having RBF is when she first wakes up. She’ll perk up though when we go play soon.
#corgi #corgicrew
#corgi #corgicrew
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I hate fireworks. It's so stressful for pets and people with PTSD over loud bangs. We can achieve the same 'awe' with drones and without the noise. It's so dumb.
January 1, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I hate fireworks. It's so stressful for pets and people with PTSD over loud bangs. We can achieve the same 'awe' with drones and without the noise. It's so dumb.
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January 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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Never certain if the cat drinking my shower water is a compliment, insult, or threat.
December 31, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Never certain if the cat drinking my shower water is a compliment, insult, or threat.
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Keeping herself relaxed despite the fireworks by holding on to my hand. Christ, not sure it gets much cuter.
December 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Keeping herself relaxed despite the fireworks by holding on to my hand. Christ, not sure it gets much cuter.
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My best friend Binnie.
January 1, 2026 at 9:02 PM
My best friend Binnie.
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🥳 Happy new years!! 2026!!
MELIA's new year goal is to finally have a quiet adult only home surrounded by love. No other dogs. Cats are ok. This beautiful soul deserves for that dream to come true. 🙏💗🙏
Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
MELIA's new year goal is to finally have a quiet adult only home surrounded by love. No other dogs. Cats are ok. This beautiful soul deserves for that dream to come true. 🙏💗🙏
Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
January 1, 2026 at 3:07 PM
🥳 Happy new years!! 2026!!
MELIA's new year goal is to finally have a quiet adult only home surrounded by love. No other dogs. Cats are ok. This beautiful soul deserves for that dream to come true. 🙏💗🙏
Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
MELIA's new year goal is to finally have a quiet adult only home surrounded by love. No other dogs. Cats are ok. This beautiful soul deserves for that dream to come true. 🙏💗🙏
Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
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