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Simple Jackwagon
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Bibliophile, history buff, and aspiring birdwatcher. That is all, Fedboy.
What do we think of the possibility that democracy could be saved by Bill Clinton admitting to a blowjob before Congress....full circle, or full reach around? #Epstein #Trump #Bubba #Clinton #MAGA #TinyHands
February 3, 2026 at 7:37 PM
"Ya know I love the blacks. I'm actually the one who told Gerald Ford - great guy, Ford, great guy. I said 'Gerry, we gotta give the blacks their own month' and he was against it, but ya know - I once saw a black man on the street, looked like a regular guy, just darker, beautiful." -Trump, probably
February 1, 2026 at 4:29 PM
"Ya know I love the blacks. I'm actually the one who told Gerald Ford - great guy, Ford, great guy. I said 'Gerry, we gotta give the blacks their own month' and he was against it, but ya know - I once saw a black man on the street, looked like a regular guy, just darker, beautiful." -Trump, probably
February 1, 2026 at 3:42 PM
#Trump Shits himself, and promptly ends conference:

youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg?...

0:33 Dear leader poops pants
0:35 woman in green and RFK react
1:13 staffer says "I can't do this again."
#FourthReich #MakeAdultDiapersGreatAgain
#GreatestPooper #MAGA #DJT
Trump Does Not Take Reporters' Questions After Signing Executive Order In The Oval Office
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News
youtu.be
February 1, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I'll only have to live roughly half my life under the fourth Reich before I die. I hope Gen Z has the life that voted for. At least they got to troll and get some lolz and show us how principaled they were by not voting for the lesser of 2 evils.

www.thedailybeast.com/regretful-yo...
Regretful Young Trump Voters Say This Isn’t What They Signed Up For
The wave of youthful support that swept Donald Trump into the White House has lost its mojo.
www.thedailybeast.com
January 29, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Primary every single Democrat that's STILL pushing disarming the public in the face of fascists murdering people for exercising their constitutional rights.

If you go far enough left, you get your guns back. #2A #2ndAmendment #Resist #DefendFreedom #SicSemperTyrannis
January 28, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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Remember the other day when I was saluting my friend Greg Ketter, owner of Minneapolis’ DreamHaven Books? This is him the following day. Greg will never say this, so I will — now is a great time to buy books from DreamHaven. Support Americans who stand up vs. 🧊. dreamhavenbooks.com
January 25, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”

Tyler Austin Harper’s latest is very much worth reading:

www.theatlantic.com/culture/2026...
Minneapolis Is a Second Amendment Wake-Up Call
The federal killing of a Minnesota ICU nurse should worry every American.
www.theatlantic.com
January 25, 2026 at 9:03 PM
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

#2A #Pretti #FourthReich #Resist #Minnesota #Murderers
January 25, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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Trumpists’ view of the Second Amendment turns out to be no different from their view of the First: one whose protections apply exclusively to themselves, Jonathan Chait argues:
What MAGA Really Thinks of the Second Amendment
Now we know.
bit.ly
January 25, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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January 24, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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“Freedom is not free. We have to work at it. Nurture it. Protect it. Even sacrifice for it.”
January 25, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Only one of these was a man. And only one of them was #murdered

#FourthReich #Krasnov #2A #Resist #Trump #ICE
January 25, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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Don’t let this White House lie to you. Believe what you see.

Alex Pretti was trying to help a woman off the ground. Then immigration agents tackled, shot, and killed him.

It’s time for them to get the hell out of MN.
January 25, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Are we still overreacting? Are we still being sensationalist?
#FourthReich #Krasnov #Resist #Murdered #2A

We're being led down a dark path, by rapists and pedophiles - who at the least seem to have finally succeeded in distracting from the #EpsteinFiles
January 25, 2026 at 3:46 PM
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

#FourthReich #BigBrother #TrumpsAmerica #MakeNazisAfraidAgain
#2A #Murdered #AlexPretti
Alex Pretti did not brandish gun, witnesses say in sworn testimony
Pair testify that Pretti did not hold weapon and was trying to help woman federal agents had shoved to the ground
www.theguardian.com
January 25, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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If you want proof that Trump is going to try to rig the elections, here it is:

In a letter to Gov. Tim Walz Saturday, Bondi claimed that Walz could “restore the rule of law” by complying with a list of demands, including giving the Department of Justice (DOJ) the state’s voter registration records.
AG Bondi demands access to Minnesota voter rolls after fatal Border Patrol shooting
Her demand came as Minneapolis was reeling from a second fatal shooting by a federal agent this month.
www.democracydocket.com
January 25, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Second angle of today's #Murder of a #Disarmed #USCitizen - footage from the woman in the pink coat.
#ICE #Disarmed and #Murdered a #Citizen who was lawfully, and peacefully exercising his #FirstAmendment and #SecondAmendment rights. Where's the #NRA on this one?
January 24, 2026 at 8:22 PM
#ICE #Disarmed and #Murdered a #Citizen who was lawfully, and peacefully exercising his #FirstAmendment and #SecondAmendment rights. Where's the #NRA on this one?
January 24, 2026 at 8:21 PM
In light of recent #ICE activity, this is your friendly reminder that #TheShotShow sales are on, and an armed populace is harder to oppress. #ArmYourselves #2AProtectsTheRest #2A #SicSemperTyrannis #Community #Resist #LoveThyNeighbor #WWJD #FlipTheTables
January 24, 2026 at 6:44 PM
#ICE Has taken this woman into custody, presumably on the charge of holding evidence that will incriminate them. We're not entering a dark time. We're there. #ArmYourselves #DefendYourselves #DefendYourCommunities #SicSemperTyrannis #TheOnlyGoodFascistIsADeadOne
January 24, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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LIVE NOW !
The Gestapo 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
BREAKING: ICE KILLS ANOTHER IN MINNEAPOLIS, VIOLENTLY ATTACKING PROTESTERS
YouTube video by Status Coup News
www.youtube.com
January 24, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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Video before it happens is showing this guy they shot in the head in Minneapolis was just standing there videoing them before and they got out to push him back and then murder him.
January 24, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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We are searching for the woman in a red jacket who captured the ICE situation on video. We heard she was taken by federal agents. If anyone has updates, let us know.
January 24, 2026 at 5:30 PM