🚨WRITER BEWARE🚨

I've just gotten an email from a new "self-publishing platform" called Written (written.app), which is making suspiciously extravagant promises about the benefits they offer to authors.

After further research, this is just "upload your book with us and make it an NFT :)"
🧵

Every day is a good day to go on a needless Animorphs tangent

Divergent evolution in plague doctors.

(I am nearly sure this idea has been done before, but I couldn’t resist the shoebill version.)

Super into the cozy-horror genre. A story about a 30-something woman working at a curiosity shop and battling the forces of evil while also managing to sneak in little segue explanations about graffic design? YES. I AM HERE FOR IT. INJECT THAT SHIT INTO MY VEINS.

I have a new book out today! Called THORNHEDGE! Available in most of the usual places you get books! It is very sweet and only has a couple dead bodies.

Just read Thornhedge, and I agree with the author that despite everything, it was very sweet~

I wanted to feel cute so I flipped upside down with my head on my partner’s lap, and they looked at me and bit into their wafer cookie and the crumbs WENT UP MY NOSE

SIRENS OF THE CITY #2. Tomorrow.

me staring at myself in the little window for the entire zoom meeting

You talkin’ shit?

Reposting this from Tumblr myself because otherwise people will be posting it tomorrow and other people will be asking if I said it.

Healing begins when you realize that blorbo from your self-insert fics is also a poor little meow meow and you learn, at last, how to woobify the problematic fave within yourself.

Gotta love starting a new account with a new hyperfixation, thanks good omens s2, I didn’t need a brain