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Carlos Express
@kindbotany.bsky.social
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jonah - 31 - he/him - dude . trans . jewish. loves chris redfield, plants, bears, and DAD JOKES !!! <3 ♥🍉♪
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November 30, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 10, Episode 6
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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The X-Files is genuinely a timelessly good show, because when not focusing on overarching conspiracy plot, they would really just focus on a single concept and quite crucially, it would cast an incredible actor to center the episode around who would be utterly god damn captivating to watch.
Brad Dourif in The X Files, he's wearing a prison uniform Tony Todd in the X Files, it's a close shot and he's holding a phone up to his head Bryan Cranston in the X Files, he's sitting in the back of a car Tony Shalhoub in The X Files, he's looking completely exhausted and has sensors stuck to his head
November 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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(perishing) t,tifaa...............................
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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crimsonsun.bsky.social
Very nostalgic for FFXV again so here's an old favourite
#FFXV
FFXV fanart of Lunafreya holding Drautos's hand with her forehead pressed to his. Glauca's armour melts away from their touch.
October 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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crimsonsun.bsky.social
Destiny and death, fate and fatality.
#FFXV
October 19, 2024 at 11:55 PM
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#FFXV
FFXV young Noctis sleeping with a plush while King Regis pats his head, and young Ignis watches on. Carbuncle is curled up in one corner. FFXV Noctis is passed out in the rain after the Leviathan trial. Ignis is crouched protectively over him and Ardyn is kneeling nearby. Luna's ghostly arm extends into the frame.
November 21, 2024 at 9:51 PM
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steelwithteeth.bsky.social
I have a TON of dbd keychains left that I severely want to get rid of, reminder that they're still BUY1GET1 so they're insanely cheap!! (if you dont see a character listed its bc theyre sold out and gone forever)
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DBD Kitty Charms: KILLERS
A cute keychain inspired by various horror franchises, these charms are a great accessory item to pair with any bag, lanyard, or keyring! Check out the survivor designs here!  All charms are Buy 1 Get...
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November 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Closest thing you'll see from me maybe ever to a personal essay about a video game vgbees.com/im-great-at-...
I'm Great At Baby Steps Because I Walk Like That In Real Life - VGBees
CW: medical talk, surgical talk, bones, car accident In late May, an uninsured Lexus driver ran a yellow light and pulled in front of me...
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November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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debunking more "ghosts" just in time for the holidays

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Debunking ghost videos - "It's probably just fishing line" edition
YouTube video by John Wolfe
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November 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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coelasquid.bsky.social
Now I am unstoppable
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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katietiedrich.bsky.social
well…ok
airport sign requesting Please Remove Hat, Sunglasses, and Face
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Mature Drinks for Mature People - Gator Days
Mature Drinks for Mature People - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 August and Gustopher are at a small coffee shop to get some drinks. The employee at the cash register looks like they haven't slept in a couple days. They probably haven't. I hope they're okay. August: One medium mocha and a small hot cocoa with extra whipped cream and rainbow sprinkles. Gustopher: WAIT! Panel 2 Gustopher has grown much more mature and sophisticated in this past year. He is becoming a man of fine taste and wishes for only the most sophisticated of drinks to sip on this cold autumn day. Gustopher: My tastes are maturing. I want my drink to reflect that. Panel 3 Gustopher slaps on his most adult and sophisticated looking face. He's prepared for this moment. He's ready. He's going to order his drink. Gustopher: I WANT- Panel 4 Gustopher: A hot cocoa with extra whipped cream and CHOCOLATE sprinkles. The employee has become distracted by their phone. WOW! There's a video of an absolutely very real bird flying off with an absolutely very real baby. This is clearly a video that was recorded by an actual living individual and not made by a computer. Why isn't someone doing something about all these birds flying off with babies? That's like the fiftieth video I've seen on the topic this week.
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 2, Episode 15
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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coelasquid.bsky.social
Last three days to vote last three Saejimas 🖊️🦑
Saejima Taiga standing naked eith one foot on a snakeskin print ottoman, holding a tiger print towel to obscure any indecent parts of his anatomy
November 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Methodology
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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Zenos for the FFXIV playing card deck today
#FFXIV
FFXIV Zenos in his Endwalker Reaper attire
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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A trans woman asks her trans girlfriend "do you have to talk like a Resident Evil villain every time you do your hormone injections?" Her girlfriend distorts her face into a manic rictus grin and says "it is not enough to live..." Her expression intensifies as her puils separate and she shouts her torrid manifesto "I MUST TRANSCEND!" The first woman says "this was cute at first, but it's been two years of this." The girlfriends says "Yes. YES. I can feeeel the power coursing through me."
April 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Loop animation by Nikolay Barantsev.
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November 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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"Bury him face down." This barn burner of an obit might feel hyperbolic to people who entered the world in the wake of 9/11; it's not. Cheney was one of the architects of today's American Christian conservatism. He was directly responsible for millions of deaths. Salt the earth where he's buried.
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Three hours left.

zohranfornyc.com/vote
November 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM