Monsignor Jalapeño
@kingwoodruff.bsky.social
i’m on some shit that ain’t even out the ass yet
the more cartoonish the mustard squiggle is, the better your hotdog will be 📿
January 5, 2026 at 6:28 PM
the more cartoonish the mustard squiggle is, the better your hotdog will be 📿
it’s never enough.
January 5, 2026 at 4:46 AM
it’s never enough.
Saturday morning again, lads! 😶🌫️☕️💨
January 3, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Saturday morning again, lads! 😶🌫️☕️💨
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Official Bandai Hobby New Year Card, graced by little Gunpla-kun and Zaku-kun!
January 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Official Bandai Hobby New Year Card, graced by little Gunpla-kun and Zaku-kun!
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no better caller combo than an old fart who:
1.) doesn’t know what kind of phone they’re using
2.) doesn’t trust or use their laptop, and
3.) doesn’t trust any of the help i’m trying to provide
just a real tech support geezer hat trick.
1.) doesn’t know what kind of phone they’re using
2.) doesn’t trust or use their laptop, and
3.) doesn’t trust any of the help i’m trying to provide
just a real tech support geezer hat trick.
December 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
no better caller combo than an old fart who:
1.) doesn’t know what kind of phone they’re using
2.) doesn’t trust or use their laptop, and
3.) doesn’t trust any of the help i’m trying to provide
just a real tech support geezer hat trick.
1.) doesn’t know what kind of phone they’re using
2.) doesn’t trust or use their laptop, and
3.) doesn’t trust any of the help i’m trying to provide
just a real tech support geezer hat trick.
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New commission: a Muppet version of the film TWILIGHT featuring Kermit, Piggy and Link Hogthrob! Mixed media on 11 X 14" watercolor paper. #MuppetMonday
December 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
New commission: a Muppet version of the film TWILIGHT featuring Kermit, Piggy and Link Hogthrob! Mixed media on 11 X 14" watercolor paper. #MuppetMonday
no better start to a sunday in than a cup of coffee and a bong rip.
December 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
no better start to a sunday in than a cup of coffee and a bong rip.
do dope, fuck hope
December 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
do dope, fuck hope
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only 7.5 more hours of performing my corpsona to go
December 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
only 7.5 more hours of performing my corpsona to go
golly! i’m 31 now!
December 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
golly! i’m 31 now!
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gen z puritanism is so funky dawg lmfao
December 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
gen z puritanism is so funky dawg lmfao
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Gundam Thunderbolt’s final full volume is releasing this Friday. Now for that anime continuation! 🤞
December 16, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Gundam Thunderbolt’s final full volume is releasing this Friday. Now for that anime continuation! 🤞
omg i’m getting a tattoo today 😈
December 15, 2025 at 8:58 AM
omg i’m getting a tattoo today 😈
i hate mowing the lawn, and i hate shoveling snow. i ALSO hate how there is nothing more meditative than mowing the lawn, or shoveling snow.
December 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
i hate mowing the lawn, and i hate shoveling snow. i ALSO hate how there is nothing more meditative than mowing the lawn, or shoveling snow.
very chill of Game Freak to personally put me in Pokémon Legends ZA
December 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
very chill of Game Freak to personally put me in Pokémon Legends ZA
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unemployed. loser. weird. gay. dumb
December 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
unemployed. loser. weird. gay. dumb
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Just a reminder that all of your favorite Disney characters were drawn, modeled, painted, rendered, and polished by human creatives and artists. Support real artists please, do not consume this garbage.
Disney is reportedly investing $1 BILLION in OpenAI, licensing over 200 of their iconic characters for ChatGPT & Sora.
(wsj.com/business/media…)
(wsj.com/business/media…)
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Just a reminder that all of your favorite Disney characters were drawn, modeled, painted, rendered, and polished by human creatives and artists. Support real artists please, do not consume this garbage.
eye spy Remy Ratatouille 🔍🐀
December 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
eye spy Remy Ratatouille 🔍🐀
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All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
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with a dog like this... who needs matches!!
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
with a dog like this... who needs matches!!