k i r b y a l l e n
@kirbyallen.bsky.social
animation and pics from the garden center
listening to “wise up” by aimee mann (from the 1999 film Magnolia) on loop in my kitchen like michael scott listening to just the itunes sample of “goodbye my lover” by james blunt
October 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
listening to “wise up” by aimee mann (from the 1999 film Magnolia) on loop in my kitchen like michael scott listening to just the itunes sample of “goodbye my lover” by james blunt
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doing jokes to deflect the misery but tbh the misery be having some bangers itself
October 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
doing jokes to deflect the misery but tbh the misery be having some bangers itself
one of our neighbors made a little “sniffing spot” for the neighborhood dogs in memory of their pet who died! it’s so cute! my dogs actually like to stop and check it out! 😭😫
October 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
one of our neighbors made a little “sniffing spot” for the neighborhood dogs in memory of their pet who died! it’s so cute! my dogs actually like to stop and check it out! 😭😫
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I thank god every day I’m a Kirby fan, we just don’t lose
October 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I thank god every day I’m a Kirby fan, we just don’t lose
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I came up to our bedroom in the middle of a cleaning frenzy today to find the tallest trailing branch of my peperomia had toppled over!
I was afraid it had snapped but they’re actually pretty flexible so it’s fine 🙏🏻😭
Time to stake this thing.
I was afraid it had snapped but they’re actually pretty flexible so it’s fine 🙏🏻😭
Time to stake this thing.
October 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I came up to our bedroom in the middle of a cleaning frenzy today to find the tallest trailing branch of my peperomia had toppled over!
I was afraid it had snapped but they’re actually pretty flexible so it’s fine 🙏🏻😭
Time to stake this thing.
I was afraid it had snapped but they’re actually pretty flexible so it’s fine 🙏🏻😭
Time to stake this thing.
I remember one time an affluent millennial I worked with once went on a whole thing about how “come on guys, we’re 30 years old. you should be paying for your media by now”
get fucked buddy 😂
get fucked buddy 😂
October 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I remember one time an affluent millennial I worked with once went on a whole thing about how “come on guys, we’re 30 years old. you should be paying for your media by now”
get fucked buddy 😂
get fucked buddy 😂
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October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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honestly will probably rearrange this list several times a week until the day I die
October 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
honestly will probably rearrange this list several times a week until the day I die
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seeking venture capital for the easiest sure bet in generations, "Star Wars But For Weed"
October 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
seeking venture capital for the easiest sure bet in generations, "Star Wars But For Weed"
something spiritual about the smell of weed smoke carried on cold air in your neighborhood
October 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
something spiritual about the smell of weed smoke carried on cold air in your neighborhood
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@yagrandmapeach.bsky.social COME VISIT!!!
October 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
@yagrandmapeach.bsky.social COME VISIT!!!
I think you should be able to sue people who send you mail for your dead relatives. Like, sir, my mother has been an abstract concept for about 5 years now. Give up on the sale.
October 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I think you should be able to sue people who send you mail for your dead relatives. Like, sir, my mother has been an abstract concept for about 5 years now. Give up on the sale.
Saw @pattenpending.bsky.social post his last four watched so wanted to do mine.
I don’t think any of these were watched within a week of each other so this covers the last two months 😭
Wedding Banquet was super good on a plane.
OBAA might be my new favorite movie.
Madame Web kind of ripped?
I don’t think any of these were watched within a week of each other so this covers the last two months 😭
Wedding Banquet was super good on a plane.
OBAA might be my new favorite movie.
Madame Web kind of ripped?
October 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Saw @pattenpending.bsky.social post his last four watched so wanted to do mine.
I don’t think any of these were watched within a week of each other so this covers the last two months 😭
Wedding Banquet was super good on a plane.
OBAA might be my new favorite movie.
Madame Web kind of ripped?
I don’t think any of these were watched within a week of each other so this covers the last two months 😭
Wedding Banquet was super good on a plane.
OBAA might be my new favorite movie.
Madame Web kind of ripped?
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Yall go see One Battle After Another! Get hyped in a very anti-fascist way!!!
September 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Yall go see One Battle After Another! Get hyped in a very anti-fascist way!!!
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This is the most insane clip we could ever have they are all standing there on their phones doing nothing, see a random person that’s a shade of brown, and then fucking full tilt sprint at them just bc. There is nothing happening it’s just a horde going around imprisoning people
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
September 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
This is the most insane clip we could ever have they are all standing there on their phones doing nothing, see a random person that’s a shade of brown, and then fucking full tilt sprint at them just bc. There is nothing happening it’s just a horde going around imprisoning people
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Call Gavin Newsom's office like you called ABC/Disney/Sinclair/Nexstar
A huge win for trans people in California: the state legislature passed five bills protecting our rights!
Now it's time to call on Governor Gavin Newsom to sign them. Contact him before October 12th: transfamilysos.org/action-neede...
#TransRights #TransYouth #TransCalifornia
Now it's time to call on Governor Gavin Newsom to sign them. Contact him before October 12th: transfamilysos.org/action-neede...
#TransRights #TransYouth #TransCalifornia
Action Needed: Urge Governor Newsom to Sign Five Critical Trans Rights Bills
TransFamily Support Services is proud to co-sponsor five critical trans rights bills that have officially passed the California Legislature. This is a major victory—one made possible through a powerfu...
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September 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Call Gavin Newsom's office like you called ABC/Disney/Sinclair/Nexstar
Polly is reading an abnormal psych book for a class and I’ve never been clocked so hard hearing about generalized anxiety/agoraphobia symptoms 😭😭😭
September 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Polly is reading an abnormal psych book for a class and I’ve never been clocked so hard hearing about generalized anxiety/agoraphobia symptoms 😭😭😭
zz top surgery send tweet
September 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
zz top surgery send tweet
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a classic: comics are not inherently storyboards. they don't have to be cinematic and they don't have to stay on-model
September 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
a classic: comics are not inherently storyboards. they don't have to be cinematic and they don't have to stay on-model