Blossom
banner
kittenflower.bsky.social
Blossom
@kittenflower.bsky.social
Gayest little petunia in the onion patch. I knit hats, now. He/him or they/them 🌸


www.youtube.com/@TaciturnMiss
Reposted by Blossom
Breaking: Bondi beach mass shooting: NSW police advise people to ‘take shelter’ with two in custody
NSW police say two people are in custody following an incident at Bondi beach. At least a dozen...
Via The Guardian
#Police #Shooting #Custody
What's your take on this?
December 14, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Reposted by Blossom
Live reporting on a live incident gives me the irrits.

Chris Reason just read an UNCONFIRMED REPORT of something to do with the Bondi shooting event. WHY? Your job is to REPORT THE FUCKING NEWS, not shit that someone probably made up.
December 14, 2025 at 9:31 AM
We have a continent, that sometimes comes between us.

That's ok.
December 7, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Oh! I have some news:

youtube.com/shorts/7Qs83...
5 December 2025
YouTube video by Taciturn Miss
youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Reposted by Blossom
*Sees unhappy cat with claw stuck in arm of sofa*

"Let me help you there, my friend."

*Gently and patiently rescues cat from its uncomfortable predicament, with enormous care*

Cat (leaving): "I will never forgive you for this, for as long as I live."
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Reposted by Blossom
It’s International People with Disabilities Day

ko-fi.com/phantomdiorama
a woman with curly hair is sitting in a chair and saying money please .
Alt: a woman with curly hair is sitting in a chair and saying money please .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Reposted by Blossom
as if pronouns weren’t bad enough, the woke brigade have started using adverbs too
December 2, 2025 at 12:35 PM
We just had a blackout that lasted just long enough to annoy me and make the microwave forget what time it is (around 30 seconds).
November 30, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Reposted by Blossom
FRIENDS! May I share with you: Water Dragons of South East Queensland (including some in my backyard)

youtube.com/shorts/UzxXX...
Water Dragons of South East Queensland
YouTube video by Taciturn Miss
youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:56 AM
FRIENDS! May I share with you: Water Dragons of South East Queensland (including some in my backyard)

youtube.com/shorts/UzxXX...
Water Dragons of South East Queensland
YouTube video by Taciturn Miss
youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Reposted by Blossom
Since search is dead, how soon do you think Google Scholar is headed for the Google Graveyard? I'm betting it's soon, and academia is NOT prepared
Google Scholar Is Doomed
Academia built entire careers on a free Google service with zero guarantees. What could go wrong?
hannahshelley.neocities.org
August 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Reposted by Blossom
Cat: “I cannot convey to you just how much I genuinely despise this food.”
Me: “Here, have this instead.”
Cat: “OMG I LOVE IT.”
Me: “It’s exactly the same bowl of food. I just took it away for six seconds then put it back in the same place.”
Cat: “I am fire and the wind. Do not attempt to know me.”
November 6, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Reposted by Blossom
I think it is safe to say that George Harrison was quite fond of this black t-shirt with 'FRANCE' written on it.
October 29, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Reposted by Blossom
Probably the best photograph I’ve ever taken of some ducks.
October 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Reposted by Blossom
I think my favourite spam email at the moment is the one that says I've won a tractor.
October 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Reposted by Blossom
Me: Would you say you’ve been struck by a Lourve criminal?
French Detective: You’re under arrest
October 21, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Reposted by Blossom
Besides which, the Butchulla people have asked that island tourism be limited to small groups with a cultural guide, but the government would rather shoot the dingoes instead. 🙃
October 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I think my favourite spam email at the moment is the one that says I've won a tractor.
October 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
STOP LETTING TOURISTS GO TO K'GARI AND THEY'LL STOP GETTING BITTEN BY DINGOES THERE.
October 11, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Reposted by Blossom
**NEW VIDEO OUT TODAY!!**

That's actually a lie.

It's not exactly new.

Well, this version is. It's a repost of an old video I really like. Partly because I just wanted to share it again and partly because I haven't had time to assemble a new YouTube offering, yet.
youtu.be/9ncsoVZG-SA?...
Teaching Kindergarten Gave Me Pimples! **REPOST**
YouTube video by Taciturn Miss
youtu.be
October 10, 2025 at 6:34 AM
**NEW VIDEO OUT TODAY!!**

That's actually a lie.

It's not exactly new.

Well, this version is. It's a repost of an old video I really like. Partly because I just wanted to share it again and partly because I haven't had time to assemble a new YouTube offering, yet.
youtu.be/9ncsoVZG-SA?...
Teaching Kindergarten Gave Me Pimples! **REPOST**
YouTube video by Taciturn Miss
youtu.be
October 10, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Connections
Puzzle #851
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟦🟦🟦🟦
October 9, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Reposted by Blossom
Feel like this is skipping steps. Remembering marginalised folks *exist* would be a start
I dunno man, try listening to marginalized people *before* shit goes wrong, and maybe it won't keep being like that
October 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Reposted by Blossom
Lexapro packet should come with a paper crown and a joke
September 28, 2025 at 8:53 AM