Now how in the heck do you juice a prune
December 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Now how in the heck do you juice a prune
Every day I take a yogurt cup on a lonnng field trip, and boy we have fun, we see the office, and the commute, and then around 5:30 it’s back in the fridge you go
December 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Every day I take a yogurt cup on a lonnng field trip, and boy we have fun, we see the office, and the commute, and then around 5:30 it’s back in the fridge you go
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When she boutta hark on it
December 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
When she boutta hark on it
That’s why they call em Winner tires, cause you’re gonna feel like a real loser if you get stuck someplace
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
That’s why they call em Winner tires, cause you’re gonna feel like a real loser if you get stuck someplace
Ist der uhhhh “easter bunny” err errr hmmm, how you say, boy or girl????
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Ist der uhhhh “easter bunny” err errr hmmm, how you say, boy or girl????
Pointing at short guys and going uhhhh what the fuck????
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Pointing at short guys and going uhhhh what the fuck????
I have an infallible internal radar for people who have clown blood and it works just as well on half-blooded clowns and I can even perceive clown in someone who is merely clowned in one quarter and after that it’s not so accurate but I will still have an inkling
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I have an infallible internal radar for people who have clown blood and it works just as well on half-blooded clowns and I can even perceive clown in someone who is merely clowned in one quarter and after that it’s not so accurate but I will still have an inkling
I’m at the party telling your man that Madlib is short for Maddhew Lieberman and he believes me
November 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I’m at the party telling your man that Madlib is short for Maddhew Lieberman and he believes me
When you gonna quit eating shrimp with the wimps and come read blood meridian with a branch davidian
November 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
When you gonna quit eating shrimp with the wimps and come read blood meridian with a branch davidian
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Waiting… impatiently…
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Waiting… impatiently…
To the tune of Katy Perry’s hot and cold - cause you’re unc and you’re chopped you’re rinsed and you’re washed you’re cooked and you’re mogged you’re ug and you’re dumb
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
To the tune of Katy Perry’s hot and cold - cause you’re unc and you’re chopped you’re rinsed and you’re washed you’re cooked and you’re mogged you’re ug and you’re dumb
Local philipino restaurant got me singing an acoustic cover of Christina Perri’s A Thousand Years to a fried egg!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Local philipino restaurant got me singing an acoustic cover of Christina Perri’s A Thousand Years to a fried egg!!!!
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The whole mall is strippers?
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The whole mall is strippers?
‘Private property’ yeah we know bud, gonna rob you anyway
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
‘Private property’ yeah we know bud, gonna rob you anyway
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What is it about August that gets Caucasian people out of the woodwork talking about how their eye colour changes
August 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
What is it about August that gets Caucasian people out of the woodwork talking about how their eye colour changes
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It's not that hard to make friends in your 30s, you just have to be Delightful
July 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It's not that hard to make friends in your 30s, you just have to be Delightful
Am I really the last only motherfucker who doesn’t 🫳”oooh”🤜”gimme!”🫳🤜 grab for they’re damned Phone at every red light??? FIRE. BRIMSTONE.
July 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Am I really the last only motherfucker who doesn’t 🫳”oooh”🤜”gimme!”🫳🤜 grab for they’re damned Phone at every red light??? FIRE. BRIMSTONE.
Yeah magpie pillow innit, gift for me dad innit yea
July 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Yeah magpie pillow innit, gift for me dad innit yea
More like keister Sunday, more like keister bunny
April 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
More like keister Sunday, more like keister bunny
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In 100 years, China will elect its own Trump and fall under the weight of its own largesse. Then, it's Serbia's time to shine.
April 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
In 100 years, China will elect its own Trump and fall under the weight of its own largesse. Then, it's Serbia's time to shine.
What is with you b-words and almond butter?
April 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
What is with you b-words and almond butter?