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Thanks Deloitte for ‘carefully considering’ my application for all of 11 minutes on the day after Christmas. I would much prefer a rejection that says ‘Our AI has decided you are unqualified. Please stop bothering it.’
December 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Thanks Deloitte for ‘carefully considering’ my application for all of 11 minutes on the day after Christmas. I would much prefer a rejection that says ‘Our AI has decided you are unqualified. Please stop bothering it.’
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His politics of course are dreadful but it’s also weird to live in a post-statesmanship age where it no longer matters whether you can put a sentence together. Even the most morally irredeemable politicians used to be able to TALK well. That was their whole thing.
September 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
His politics of course are dreadful but it’s also weird to live in a post-statesmanship age where it no longer matters whether you can put a sentence together. Even the most morally irredeemable politicians used to be able to TALK well. That was their whole thing.
So it's obvious that the orange clown loves his name so can everyone stop using it? While we are at it, since the orange clown likes to mis-gender and de-humanize people, I say the pronouns are now it/it's. #DONTsayitsname
April 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
So it's obvious that the orange clown loves his name so can everyone stop using it? While we are at it, since the orange clown likes to mis-gender and de-humanize people, I say the pronouns are now it/it's. #DONTsayitsname
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Imagine introducing tarriffs on an island because you thought they were mocking your hair.
April 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Imagine introducing tarriffs on an island because you thought they were mocking your hair.
Chinese kitty in Dali
March 20, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Chinese kitty in Dali
My 3 week vacation in China has been interrupted by a one week hospital stay for appendicitis. This sux
March 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
My 3 week vacation in China has been interrupted by a one week hospital stay for appendicitis. This sux
I have been thrice shafted. #newsradio
March 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I have been thrice shafted. #newsradio
Am I turning into the fly? #menopause
March 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Am I turning into the fly? #menopause
My bicycles have leaked into my family room.
February 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My bicycles have leaked into my family room.
I came home and told my husband that I am sad and need sympathy and started crying. He froze and then asked me if I found the backpack my son wanted. WHAT IS WRONG WITH MEN?
January 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I came home and told my husband that I am sad and need sympathy and started crying. He froze and then asked me if I found the backpack my son wanted. WHAT IS WRONG WITH MEN?
Kitty + oodie = relax
January 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Kitty + oodie = relax
I don't feel the sun's comin' out today. It's stayin' in, gonna find another way. As I sit here in this misery, I don't think I'll ever no Lord, see the sun from here
January 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I don't feel the sun's comin' out today. It's stayin' in, gonna find another way. As I sit here in this misery, I don't think I'll ever no Lord, see the sun from here
Guess I can't go to work today
January 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Guess I can't go to work today
During Covid I stopped shaving my legs. I'm just now getting comfortable showing leg in public.
January 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
During Covid I stopped shaving my legs. I'm just now getting comfortable showing leg in public.
My job is eliminated as of Jan 31. I get paid thru September. What should I do?
January 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
My job is eliminated as of Jan 31. I get paid thru September. What should I do?
Does anyone else pretend to be asleep when your partner gets out of bed just so you can be alone in the whole bed for a bit?
January 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Does anyone else pretend to be asleep when your partner gets out of bed just so you can be alone in the whole bed for a bit?
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The censorship algorithm on Twitter reduced our audience by roughly 95%, and seriously, who does that to a wildlife biology & advocacy group ?
So we moved 😇 over here to BlueSky
If you could, please help us regain our following
Follow
Retweet and
Repeat ;-)
Together we can change the world.
So we moved 😇 over here to BlueSky
If you could, please help us regain our following
Follow
Retweet and
Repeat ;-)
Together we can change the world.
January 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The censorship algorithm on Twitter reduced our audience by roughly 95%, and seriously, who does that to a wildlife biology & advocacy group ?
So we moved 😇 over here to BlueSky
If you could, please help us regain our following
Follow
Retweet and
Repeat ;-)
Together we can change the world.
So we moved 😇 over here to BlueSky
If you could, please help us regain our following
Follow
Retweet and
Repeat ;-)
Together we can change the world.
Here's to hoping 2025 will be full of unexpected whimsy
December 31, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Here's to hoping 2025 will be full of unexpected whimsy
Since election day & getting laid off I've been reading my comfort books. All murderbot all the time.
November 17, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Since election day & getting laid off I've been reading my comfort books. All murderbot all the time.
I just renewed my New Zealand passport! I'm ready for the next 4 years of chaos
November 17, 2024 at 3:20 PM
I just renewed my New Zealand passport! I'm ready for the next 4 years of chaos