KJ Shepherd
@kjshepherd.bsky.social
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NYT #1 Bestseller. Grammy nominee. Your butch aunt. they them etc etc Art: keegan.substack.com
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kjshepherd.bsky.social
A dogfucker platform if there ever was one.
kjshepherd.bsky.social
If your foundation uses Fluxx I am going to assume you are dickheads with more money than sense
kjshepherd.bsky.social
second idk if ai has no sentience then you're smart enough to know who it's really for and about and why it's making your dick hard to do it
kjshepherd.bsky.social
"can i call ai a slur" okay first off hon the government is snatching people in broad daylight
kjshepherd.bsky.social
the crabs that ate her got so bold after a copy of mavis beacon washed up on the same island
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The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a law enforcement source told CNN.
FBI employees ordered to immediately search for records related to Amelia Earhart, source says | CNN Politics
The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a la...
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threnody.bsky.social
hi, cis folks in california!

this headline leaves out that newsom has another 5 days to sign these bills into law. if you’d like to tell him he should do that to protect trans californians, you should to reach out.

he also has a phone: (916) 445-2841

want to know what to say? next post! 🧵
kjshepherd.bsky.social
Like bitch there is so much shit going on: let people hate billionaires wasting our time, it's literally a pressure valve away from the pitchforks lol
kjshepherd.bsky.social
I really hope "let people like things!!!" is in its death rattles, particularly because it's rarely employed to defend, idk, weird and uncomfortable stuff. It's people comforting disney adults and 30somethings still wistful for Rowling's books. It's aiding and abetting billionaire behavior lol.
kjshepherd.bsky.social
It's never a good sign when a popular artist (Taylor Swift) releases a dog turd of an album and the only ardent supporters with disposable income not from an allowance (middle-aged white gay men) employ ~it's just not that serious!~: the "blue no matter who" crowd tapped in for off-cycle work.
kjshepherd.bsky.social
I'm from Florida: Bondi has been little
more than a cockroach with filler for a very long time.
kjshepherd.bsky.social
I know Bari Weiss is an easy example for the one-liner "The Trump Administration finally gave us gender equity in lady-morons failing up," but, please, I beg of you, please don't forget the career of Pam Bondi
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schlockvalue.bsky.social
Tomorrow night at Alamo Brooklyn: the new 2K restoration of Hisayasu Satō’s masterpiece RE-WIND (aka CELLULOID NIGHTMARES), presented by filmmaker Heather Landsman.

Still some tickets left:
drafthouse.com/nyc/event/we...
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oliviamesser.bsky.social
I kind of can’t believe this Bari Weiss quote is even real, and yet www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/b...
“I know that there are some people in this room who don’t believe that my marriage should have been legal … and that’s ok. Because we’re all Americans who want lower taxes.”
kjshepherd.bsky.social
It just feels exhausting to do this miss America talk when she ain't even cleared the local prelims yet
kjshepherd.bsky.social
I feel like endless talk about Gavin Newsom presupposes that he will get his redistricting ballot measure passed--which seems like the necessary prerequisite for any of this fucking chatter for like eight reasons--and also assumes California voters have not shit the bed when left to make big choices
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kjshepherd.bsky.social
hey hi hello

i have a new zine -- it's a big one.

come check out my three-part story "the melinda chronicles."

yes debbie gibson is involved

if you like my stuff, maybe support it???

thanks and thanks!
The Melinda Chronicles
a three-part florida story
keegan.substack.com
kjshepherd.bsky.social
ANYWAY my other point is that Bluesky is such a meta-selfsuck that my posts about ~the discourse~ and the ~state of the state~ here go further than my actual bonafide art--which is, you know, actually good and not about this shithole and could reorient your feeds if you like and share it. just sayin
kjshepherd.bsky.social
If social media is its own currency then the malaise people are feeling is the platform gig economy. you are dancing more numbers for fewer tips
kjshepherd.bsky.social
I've literally written about this kind of shit in magazines before--the best tell about nearly any platform's foundational views on expression is always going to be what they do when queers talk about sex, even when said queers are taking steps to ensure only people who want to see it can
kjshepherd.bsky.social
I don't want to be like "i knew something was up" because Bluesky lowkey has always sucked but it was clear something was up a year ago when showing like two inches of ass on an already-labeled photo would lead to mods relabeling my stuff as hardcore pornography, only relenting after like 25 appeals
kjshepherd.bsky.social
plus idk if you do read it I'll start posting nudes again or I'll never post them again to appease the modesty gods, I don't know how content moderation works, just read my shit.
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shengokai.blacksky.app
You know, of all the things Link has done with his platform, this stands out as one of the most altruistic. Just a straight up act of kindness.
otsumamiboy.bsky.social
I don’t want to talk about this because I don’t want to be a target

But on just a human decency level the person tirelessly deleting Gazans just permabanned the guy who uses his thousands strong platform to boost the fundraisers of literally anyone who needs money or mutual aid every single Friday
kjshepherd.bsky.social
hey hi hello

i have a new zine -- it's a big one.

come check out my three-part story "the melinda chronicles."

yes debbie gibson is involved

if you like my stuff, maybe support it???

thanks and thanks!
The Melinda Chronicles
a three-part florida story
keegan.substack.com
kjshepherd.bsky.social
I don't care if you're having some cosmic reckoning please just stop dressing like Jerry Seinfeld