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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
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I have given birth to a lovely baby boy named Pleistoanax Deckard. I will not be revealing the father at this time.
March 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I have given birth to a lovely baby boy named Pleistoanax Deckard. I will not be revealing the father at this time.
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Howie Roseman is not good, not great, but generational:
#FlyEaglesFly
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#FlyEaglesFly
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Philadelphia Eagles' Howie Roseman Is a Generational GM - Philadelphia Sports Nation
Howie Roseman is not just a good GM. Nor a great one. He's generational.
phlsportsnation.com
February 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Howie Roseman is not good, not great, but generational:
#FlyEaglesFly
phlsportsnation.com/2025/02/21/p...
#FlyEaglesFly
phlsportsnation.com/2025/02/21/p...
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When Netanyahu was in town Trump did everything except Jack him off under the table. Nothing but love for the genocidal war criminal and hatred and bile for the president of a country that got illegally invaded.
February 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
When Netanyahu was in town Trump did everything except Jack him off under the table. Nothing but love for the genocidal war criminal and hatred and bile for the president of a country that got illegally invaded.
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the thing about claims that USAID is just a cover for imperialism is that currying favor with aid which is secretly harmful is like faking the moon landing using a soundstage which is actually on the moon
February 28, 2025 at 9:19 AM
the thing about claims that USAID is just a cover for imperialism is that currying favor with aid which is secretly harmful is like faking the moon landing using a soundstage which is actually on the moon
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I love all the people complaining about their favs not being picked to do the SOTU response. It’s ridiculous. Slotkin is great and a fresh face for the party. Plus, the response format isn’t great for aspiring presidential candidates (see: Rubio, Marco). Slotkin is a good choice here.
February 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I love all the people complaining about their favs not being picked to do the SOTU response. It’s ridiculous. Slotkin is great and a fresh face for the party. Plus, the response format isn’t great for aspiring presidential candidates (see: Rubio, Marco). Slotkin is a good choice here.
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(guy whose business is entirely government contracts) we’re going to run the government like a business
February 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
(guy whose business is entirely government contracts) we’re going to run the government like a business
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Dave Portnoy has some questions.
February 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Dave Portnoy has some questions.
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hakeem jeffries is an inspiration for lobotomy survivors everywhere 💪
February 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
hakeem jeffries is an inspiration for lobotomy survivors everywhere 💪
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Departments That Should Be Eliminated:
DOGE: 29%
HUD: 4%
NSF: 4%
USPS: 4%
DOE: 3%
NASA: 3%
HHS: 2%
VA: 1%
NPS: 1%
YouGov / Feb 25, 2025 / n=1604
DOGE: 29%
HUD: 4%
NSF: 4%
USPS: 4%
DOE: 3%
NASA: 3%
HHS: 2%
VA: 1%
NPS: 1%
YouGov / Feb 25, 2025 / n=1604
February 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Departments That Should Be Eliminated:
DOGE: 29%
HUD: 4%
NSF: 4%
USPS: 4%
DOE: 3%
NASA: 3%
HHS: 2%
VA: 1%
NPS: 1%
YouGov / Feb 25, 2025 / n=1604
DOGE: 29%
HUD: 4%
NSF: 4%
USPS: 4%
DOE: 3%
NASA: 3%
HHS: 2%
VA: 1%
NPS: 1%
YouGov / Feb 25, 2025 / n=1604
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get a load of the look on RFK Jr's face as Trump hawks his new merch in the Oval Office
February 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
get a load of the look on RFK Jr's face as Trump hawks his new merch in the Oval Office
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They're a party of internet trolls with no vision or original ideas to improve people's lives. Everything they say is outrage porn designed to distract you from the fact that they have no plan to lower grocery prices or make housing more affordable.
February 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
They're a party of internet trolls with no vision or original ideas to improve people's lives. Everything they say is outrage porn designed to distract you from the fact that they have no plan to lower grocery prices or make housing more affordable.
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i’m so completely uninterested in superhero movies that at this point it feels like a distinct defect in my character. no interest in the self-serious ones, no interest in the jokey lighthearted ones. i tune out as soon as i see a cape or a mask in a trailer. what am i missing
February 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
i’m so completely uninterested in superhero movies that at this point it feels like a distinct defect in my character. no interest in the self-serious ones, no interest in the jokey lighthearted ones. i tune out as soon as i see a cape or a mask in a trailer. what am i missing
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It’s 2029. Stephen A. Smith is president. He appoints Bob the Drag Queen as Chairperson of the Kennedy Center. DOGE has been dismantled, replaced by the Department of Efficient Initiatives (DEI, for short). Trump is in jail. JD Vance is posting sad photos from Cleveland Cavaliers games.
February 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
It’s 2029. Stephen A. Smith is president. He appoints Bob the Drag Queen as Chairperson of the Kennedy Center. DOGE has been dismantled, replaced by the Department of Efficient Initiatives (DEI, for short). Trump is in jail. JD Vance is posting sad photos from Cleveland Cavaliers games.
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CNN: Democrats warned that Project 2025 was a roadmap for a Trump administration and so far it is a very accurate roadmap indeed.
February 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
CNN: Democrats warned that Project 2025 was a roadmap for a Trump administration and so far it is a very accurate roadmap indeed.
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Chappell Roan takes home the Grammy Award for best new artist.
Reading her acceptance speech, she took the opportunity to make a call for the music industry to provide a living wage and health insurance for developing artists. wapo.st/4aQ2ZEf
Reading her acceptance speech, she took the opportunity to make a call for the music industry to provide a living wage and health insurance for developing artists. wapo.st/4aQ2ZEf
February 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Chappell Roan takes home the Grammy Award for best new artist.
Reading her acceptance speech, she took the opportunity to make a call for the music industry to provide a living wage and health insurance for developing artists. wapo.st/4aQ2ZEf
Reading her acceptance speech, she took the opportunity to make a call for the music industry to provide a living wage and health insurance for developing artists. wapo.st/4aQ2ZEf
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Sen Tim Kaine (D-VA) speech about Trump Admin. "buyout" idea for federal workers
"He's tricked hundreds of people with that offer. If you accept that offer and resign, he'll stiff you just like he stiffed the contractors. He doesn't have any authority to do this. Do not be fooled by this guy"
"He's tricked hundreds of people with that offer. If you accept that offer and resign, he'll stiff you just like he stiffed the contractors. He doesn't have any authority to do this. Do not be fooled by this guy"
January 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Sen Tim Kaine (D-VA) speech about Trump Admin. "buyout" idea for federal workers
"He's tricked hundreds of people with that offer. If you accept that offer and resign, he'll stiff you just like he stiffed the contractors. He doesn't have any authority to do this. Do not be fooled by this guy"
"He's tricked hundreds of people with that offer. If you accept that offer and resign, he'll stiff you just like he stiffed the contractors. He doesn't have any authority to do this. Do not be fooled by this guy"
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eagles fans showing up to work tomorrow
January 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
eagles fans showing up to work tomorrow
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BREAKING: Workers at 5 high-end DC restaurants—including Le Diplomate and Rasika—have announced plans to unionize.
Workers at Some of DC’s Best-Known Restaurants Move to Unionize
Employees at five upscale restaurants, including Le Diplomate and Rasika, coordinated a union push.
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January 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
BREAKING: Workers at 5 high-end DC restaurants—including Le Diplomate and Rasika—have announced plans to unionize.
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just had a non-wrestling fan friend message me to say they've started watching WWE cos it's on Netflix
but they've done the must-seem-normal-to-a-normal-person thing of starting with Wrestlemania 1
oh god what if loads of people do this and we get a new generation of Greg Valentine stans
but they've done the must-seem-normal-to-a-normal-person thing of starting with Wrestlemania 1
oh god what if loads of people do this and we get a new generation of Greg Valentine stans
January 6, 2025 at 11:26 AM
just had a non-wrestling fan friend message me to say they've started watching WWE cos it's on Netflix
but they've done the must-seem-normal-to-a-normal-person thing of starting with Wrestlemania 1
oh god what if loads of people do this and we get a new generation of Greg Valentine stans
but they've done the must-seem-normal-to-a-normal-person thing of starting with Wrestlemania 1
oh god what if loads of people do this and we get a new generation of Greg Valentine stans
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D.C. politics continue to be straight out of Veep www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
December 16, 2024 at 4:38 PM
D.C. politics continue to be straight out of Veep www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
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Trump tells TIME magazine, he's not sure he can get the price of groceries down:
"It's hard to bring things down once they're up. You know, it's very hard."
"It's hard to bring things down once they're up. You know, it's very hard."
December 12, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Trump tells TIME magazine, he's not sure he can get the price of groceries down:
"It's hard to bring things down once they're up. You know, it's very hard."
"It's hard to bring things down once they're up. You know, it's very hard."