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Klarion, The Witchboy
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The world is a weird, wild, and wonderful trashfire and I adore every second of it. Too dumb for New York, too ugly for L.A., proudly Pansexual.
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Aside from this actually not being "off," no one in this story thought to question how much money all those free image generations of CSAM was *costing* Musk.

Compute is expensive. Tokens are expensive. Prompts are expensive. How much of this is "bowing to pressure," and how much is losing money?
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery
Editing function to be limited to paying subscribers after X threatened with fines and regulatory action
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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i know people like to clown on this place for some of the absurd behavior witnessed on here but it really doesn’t hold a candle to tiktok, where some random guy with a large following is claiming that i stole “abolish ICE” from him, and that no one had said it prior to like 2024.
January 8, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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honestly such a shame that the DNC is mostly an hollow institution to move money around between PACs because Ken Martin does know ball and has built a good comms team
ICE shot and killed a woman on camera today. We all saw the video.

The Trump administration is lying.
January 8, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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Random sociopath in Congress: the veil has been lifted and now you see that the real law is the law of predators and prey, the real law is that the strong set the rules, and we are the strongest, this is true in all areas of life

Guy who has a job selling personalized hats for small dogs: so true
January 7, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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The skeleton key to the old world was understanding the maxim "There are no atheists in foxholes" ISN'T actually about whether or not someone believes in a God. The skeleton key to the new world is understanding that "Everyone loved their teddy bear" - and its not talking about teddy bears.
Yeah, it was very illuminating to see so many people who have been so vociferously decrying "fan service" for the last decade suddenly gushing about TG:Maverick.

Turns out fan service is just fine as long as THEY are the fans being serviced.
January 6, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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Weiss believes she is engaged in a game in which the point is self-aggrandizement, and that everyone else is involved in that same game, and she fundamentally cannot *understand* criticism on the grounds of integrity or virtue.
The most telling Bari Weiss incident came when "The Free Press" excused George Floyd's murder, @radleybalko.bsky.social highlighted factual errors, and Weiss's reaction was not to make corrections, but to invite Balko on a podcast.

There is no truth, there are no standards, there is only content.
Every part of this is embarrassingly lame.
January 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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The most telling Bari Weiss incident came when "The Free Press" excused George Floyd's murder, @radleybalko.bsky.social highlighted factual errors, and Weiss's reaction was not to make corrections, but to invite Balko on a podcast.

There is no truth, there are no standards, there is only content.
Every part of this is embarrassingly lame.
December 31, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes
January 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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Like I am STRUGGLING financially right now. The economics of my profession have cut my average payouts basically down to 1/4 what they were pre-COVID. I meet every requirement for ICE, and I wouldn't sign up for that sh-- at double what they were offering. F--- off.
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that choice was made in a system that provides few jobs that pay well with benefits, respect & opportunity to those who don't hale from society's "upper crust."

How many would choose to work at ICE or the military if they had better job opportunities that didn't require them to mete out torture?
December 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Buddy, there's always a better job than hurting and killing other people for money. If you take the "hurting and killing other people" job instead, it's because you thought something else was beneath you but THAT wasn't. Sorry not sorry.
that choice was made in a system that provides few jobs that pay well with benefits, respect & opportunity to those who don't hale from society's "upper crust."

How many would choose to work at ICE or the military if they had better job opportunities that didn't require them to mete out torture?
December 28, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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The shift from "sir this is a Wendy's" to "just put the fries in the bag" indicates a cultural rightward shift; whereas the former is making fun of someone by implying they're a customer doing too much, the latter is making fun of someone by implying they're a *worker* & should know their place
December 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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Also, Jane Kaczmarek seems like a perfectly fine person and she's clearly talented but "Malcom's Mom" is everything people claim was wrong with "Jerkass Homer" x1000 - just one of the most hateful one-note characters awful 2000s television ever produced. Sorry not sorry.
I found most of it mean-spirited without also being funny. I enjoyed bits of it - usually the B-stories apart from the main cast - but overall my impression of it was always "An inferior network ripoff of 'PETE & PETE' made by smug assholes"
December 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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A month ago I adopted a one eyed hamster from my local animal shelter
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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A good video by @bobchipman.bsky.social on the weird place Quentin Tarantino occupies in modern pop culture. I would say Tarantino's enthusiastic support of the IDF's genocide is also an issue with QT. But Bob is right, he's always kinda been this.

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New Big Picture - QUENTIN TARANTINO NEEDS TO SHUT UP
YouTube video by moviebob
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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tboy feet my religion
November 17, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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manhandling boys while a girl >>
December 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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just uploaded a free version of this to pornhub.

and ofc the full 15+ min is on my OF with no ppv. 💞
December 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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supervisor was being annoying so i had sex with her gf in front of her #unionjobs
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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🚨NEW🚨Simple Pleasures, Simple Man: Red Stiletto Worship


Gag on my heel until nothing exists besides thoughts of worshiping my utter and complete perfection, paired with Jimmy Choos.
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December 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Mercedes Mone on her greatest rival.

“It would definitely be Bayley…. or just WWE in general, and its booking.”
December 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Happy Hump Day - Mommy's ready to play - are you? 😉

#ass #thong
December 10, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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The clear takeaway from today is that Donald Trump is not unstoppable and you are not powerless.
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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I hate the online reaction cycle that praises a piece of art a lot and uses it as an example of what’s good about the medium but then the moment it gets awards or enough acclaim or fandom, suddenly we have to talk about how it’s actually not really that good and it’s overrated and always sucked
December 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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are you a #fart breather?
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM