Ezzy
knifemumin.bsky.social
Ezzy
@knifemumin.bsky.social
🇸🇪, 30s, librarian and trash panda
they/them and ey/eir
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I once heard about what has to be the funniest sports article ever: When Hank Aaron hit his record-breaking 715th home run, one Atlanta reporter was instructed to run to the restroom, wait for someone to walk out and then interview them about missing history because they were taking a piss
July 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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The Hero of Orlais

#dragonage
July 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario
April 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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It's all fun and games until …

"Professor Gina Neff of Queen Mary University London told the BBC #ChatGPT is "burning through energy", and the data centres used to power it consume more electricity in a year than 117 countries."

www.bbc.com/news/article...
ChatGPT action dolls: What are the concerns?
As online users create Barbie-like dolls of themselves, experts urge caution over AI's energy and data use.
www.bbc.com
April 12, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Had an amazing time at #Nordicfuzzcon this year!
February 23, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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me when my girl takes her top off
November 30, 2024 at 2:20 AM
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omg a student somehow accidentally wrote an email addressed to a faculty-wide NYU listserv and my inbox is now a master class on who understands the difference between a listserv and an email chain
December 30, 2024 at 12:25 AM
I think we should design bear-safe trash cans that make you do the Macarena before you can open the can. That way even if the bears succeed we get great footage of bears doing the Macarena.
December 16, 2024 at 11:27 AM
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this is the website to use if you want to read posts by a guy with a graduate degree in architecture who goes by 'meatboy'
December 13, 2024 at 3:55 AM
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i know tiktok is bad or whatever but how else am i going to get updates about that lady in northern virginia quarrying stone from the mineshaft she dug under her house so she can build a castle in her yard
December 13, 2024 at 4:37 AM
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My cartoon for Guardian Books’ autumn reading special.
September 14, 2024 at 9:02 AM
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March 15, 2024 at 2:07 AM
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Your hearing aid isn’t suddenly “AI powered,” it’s just that some asshole in marketing found out that folks have been legitimately using ML in the technology for decades and decided to rebrand.

This shit is TRULY snake oil. A goddamned empty signifier.
September 10, 2024 at 2:51 AM
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Something that’s come up in my research is that there are a whole bunch of forms of assistive technology that have used machine learning for decades and hqve decided to pivot to calling the shit “AI” within the past few years.
September 10, 2024 at 2:49 AM
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When Adobe can properly OCR forms I'll snowshoe backwards into hell.
September 10, 2024 at 3:21 AM
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My partner, screaming, tears streaming down face: we can’t fit any more books in this apartment. They’ve taken over the dining table. You haven’t even read most of these!

Me, at a stoop looking at a free book about narratives of mental illness in early modern Europe: hmm, interesting…
September 10, 2024 at 7:16 PM
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just thinkin about how I didn't have to put in any extra effort at all today to not get bitten by an inland taipan
September 11, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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September 6, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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I’ve heard that there’s a sacred chord
You hear before I draw my sword
And without hesitation run it through ya
It goes like this — [UNINTELLIGIBLE SCREAMING]
September 7, 2024 at 2:49 AM
And if it exists in a physical format, you should ask your local library to purchase a copy of it if they don’t already have one!
as ever, if you're enjoying a book or a comic, please tell everyone you know to read it bc sharing their work and getting others to pick it up is the best way to make sure those creators keep working
September 4, 2024 at 4:04 PM
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as ever, if you're enjoying a book or a comic, please tell everyone you know to read it bc sharing their work and getting others to pick it up is the best way to make sure those creators keep working
September 4, 2024 at 3:29 PM
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I just don't understand why we need to spend hundreds of billions, steal decades of creative output, and wreck the environment all to build a machine that confidently gives the wrong answer to almost any question when mediocre men already exist.
September 3, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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Using generative tools to do little art challenges like Nanowrimo or inktober or whatever is like dowloading one of those apps that are supposed to help you work up to doing 100 pushups and lying to it about how many pushups you’re doing. The point is just to motivate you to do the work
September 2, 2024 at 10:57 PM
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NaNoWriMo proudly undermining the one core principle that NaNo absolutely got right: you have to write lots and lots and lots of junk to gain the skills to be a novelist. Telling a robot to do it for you means your skill level will stay at zero forever. There is no shortcut for anyone.
September 2, 2024 at 3:53 PM