Yarn + Chutzpah
@kornborg.bsky.social
A delightful disaster who will totally update this later.
There is 25kg of dog draped across my lap so I'm reading on my phone instead of my e-reader and I've got the text big bc I can't reach my glasses and this is my life now
February 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
There is 25kg of dog draped across my lap so I'm reading on my phone instead of my e-reader and I've got the text big bc I can't reach my glasses and this is my life now
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seeing this picture and rushing to type "me and who" so fast that i trip and fall and break my neck and die instantly
July 7, 2023 at 4:31 PM
seeing this picture and rushing to type "me and who" so fast that i trip and fall and break my neck and die instantly
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They made it very clear twitter was a nazi bar and now they’re terrified that people don’t want to hang out there anymore
July 7, 2023 at 2:02 AM
They made it very clear twitter was a nazi bar and now they’re terrified that people don’t want to hang out there anymore
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myspace tom has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time and build an electric car
July 7, 2023 at 12:11 AM
myspace tom has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time and build an electric car
I will cast on the Sock Along once I can successfully count to 72.
July 6, 2023 at 6:47 PM
I will cast on the Sock Along once I can successfully count to 72.
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I Joined Bluesky Expecting a Warm Welcome and Was Immediately Told to Go Fuck Myself By Everyone Simply Because of My Rich History of Shitty Takes: One Man’s Tormented Journey
July 3, 2023 at 8:53 PM
I Joined Bluesky Expecting a Warm Welcome and Was Immediately Told to Go Fuck Myself By Everyone Simply Because of My Rich History of Shitty Takes: One Man’s Tormented Journey
Literally nothing in the world like 90s media calling it "the net"
July 3, 2023 at 7:24 AM
Literally nothing in the world like 90s media calling it "the net"
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can’t wait for this guy to put a microchip inside my skull
July 2, 2023 at 6:24 PM
can’t wait for this guy to put a microchip inside my skull
Progress on my bullshit.
July 2, 2023 at 5:36 PM
Progress on my bullshit.
Back on my bullshit
July 1, 2023 at 8:10 AM
Back on my bullshit
Sock completed with the help of my little friend
June 26, 2023 at 9:44 AM
Sock completed with the help of my little friend
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"Alexa, show me late-stage capitalism compressed to its purest form, like a freaky black diamond, in the trash compactor of the #GOP." [via @newrepublic]
June 19, 2023 at 7:23 PM
"Alexa, show me late-stage capitalism compressed to its purest form, like a freaky black diamond, in the trash compactor of the #GOP." [via @newrepublic]
If you want to horrify Wellingtonians, tell them about your quad latte habit from several years ago. It's hilarious
June 18, 2023 at 10:26 PM
If you want to horrify Wellingtonians, tell them about your quad latte habit from several years ago. It's hilarious
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911: what's your emergency?
me: there's a really loud fight next door
911: we'll send a narcissist with anger issues and a gun
me: omg thank you
me: there's a really loud fight next door
911: we'll send a narcissist with anger issues and a gun
me: omg thank you
June 16, 2023 at 10:58 PM
911: what's your emergency?
me: there's a really loud fight next door
911: we'll send a narcissist with anger issues and a gun
me: omg thank you
me: there's a really loud fight next door
911: we'll send a narcissist with anger issues and a gun
me: omg thank you
Can every government please adequately fund their schools so parents don't have to do these godforsaken fundraisers
June 10, 2023 at 9:37 PM
Can every government please adequately fund their schools so parents don't have to do these godforsaken fundraisers
The largest challenge of moving across the planet is a lack of people to borrow tools from.
June 3, 2023 at 9:13 AM
The largest challenge of moving across the planet is a lack of people to borrow tools from.
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Someone snuck an ACAB into the NYPD’s Pride month decal design.
This is a real decal on a real NYPD cruiser. The photo was posted by the NYPD Commissioner. On ALL her socials.
This is a real decal on a real NYPD cruiser. The photo was posted by the NYPD Commissioner. On ALL her socials.
June 2, 2023 at 9:28 PM
Someone snuck an ACAB into the NYPD’s Pride month decal design.
This is a real decal on a real NYPD cruiser. The photo was posted by the NYPD Commissioner. On ALL her socials.
This is a real decal on a real NYPD cruiser. The photo was posted by the NYPD Commissioner. On ALL her socials.
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It's that time of the year again
June 1, 2023 at 1:38 PM
It's that time of the year again
Can't beat Welly on a good day.
May 31, 2023 at 3:04 AM
Can't beat Welly on a good day.
Teacher strike cancelled and half-day union meeting instead. Honestly, I prefer the strike day to the half day.
May 30, 2023 at 8:05 PM
Teacher strike cancelled and half-day union meeting instead. Honestly, I prefer the strike day to the half day.
Life over the last 2 days has stolen my spoons, so I've just been working on a boring sock. Look at the difference in the fabric here. Both are being made with the same weight yarn, but they're being knit up with different size needles. The shawl is on 4.0 mm and the sock on 2.0 mm. Gauge is wild.
May 30, 2023 at 9:26 AM
Life over the last 2 days has stolen my spoons, so I've just been working on a boring sock. Look at the difference in the fabric here. Both are being made with the same weight yarn, but they're being knit up with different size needles. The shawl is on 4.0 mm and the sock on 2.0 mm. Gauge is wild.
I just really love beans and sauerkraut. Good night, y'all.
May 29, 2023 at 9:16 AM
I just really love beans and sauerkraut. Good night, y'all.
Am I a Kiwi yet?? Look at these scones!
May 28, 2023 at 10:25 PM
Am I a Kiwi yet?? Look at these scones!
Cheese scone attempt #2 in the oven while I wait for the ground to dry enough for me to finally mow.
May 28, 2023 at 10:09 PM
Cheese scone attempt #2 in the oven while I wait for the ground to dry enough for me to finally mow.