KrakenMeButt
@krakenmebutt.bsky.social
Just a gaymer existing on this spinning ball of dirt in the cosmic universe of life!
Relax! Stop stressing so much! Life is a forced requirement! Stop overthinking and breath! Figure out what's best for you and move forward!
Relax! Stop stressing so much! Life is a forced requirement! Stop overthinking and breath! Figure out what's best for you and move forward!
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As a gaymer and an alcoholic, I approve this message! #godofwar #drunk #alcoholic #gaymer #uglygoat #milk #beer #funny #gay #gamer
As a gaymer and an alcoholic, I approve this message! #godofwar #drunk #alcoholic #gaymer #uglygoat #milk #beer #funny #gay #gamer
It was an ugly goat...
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January 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I'm happy my brain has the switch that stops me from saying what I really want to say! Don't call for help and then get upset that I point out what you have been doing wrong for the last 20+ years you've been working here 🤣 #worklife #really #wtf #coworkers #read #lazy #mad #job #officelife #office
December 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I'm happy my brain has the switch that stops me from saying what I really want to say! Don't call for help and then get upset that I point out what you have been doing wrong for the last 20+ years you've been working here 🤣 #worklife #really #wtf #coworkers #read #lazy #mad #job #officelife #office
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"There's a reason he sells the most cars every month."
December 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
"There's a reason he sells the most cars every month."
It's Metroid and chill time 😍 dispensary had a BOGO sale today that I couldn't pass up. #blueberrymuffin #weed #marijuana #lemoncherrygelato #d2 #thc #gaymer #metroid #merroidprime4 #nerd #mfused #loud #fire
December 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
It's Metroid and chill time 😍 dispensary had a BOGO sale today that I couldn't pass up. #blueberrymuffin #weed #marijuana #lemoncherrygelato #d2 #thc #gaymer #metroid #merroidprime4 #nerd #mfused #loud #fire
Loved Malcolm In The Middle growing up. Wonder how many episodes this will get. Can't wait! #malcolminthemiddle #2000's #comedy #Frankiemuniz #BryanCranston #JaneKaczmarek
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Malcolm in the Middle: Life's Still Unfair | Official Teaser | Hulu
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December 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Loved Malcolm In The Middle growing up. Wonder how many episodes this will get. Can't wait! #malcolminthemiddle #2000's #comedy #Frankiemuniz #BryanCranston #JaneKaczmarek
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Things get so heated you’ll need a referee in bed… #ConnorStorrie @culturedmag.com.web.brid.gy
December 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Things get so heated you’ll need a referee in bed… #ConnorStorrie @culturedmag.com.web.brid.gy
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Trump Absent-Mindedly Snacks On Constitution
December 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Trump Absent-Mindedly Snacks On Constitution
These two bitches!! Old lady Star our cat and Pickles our dog. Pickles is currently jealous that she's not sitting closer to me in the good spot... aka, the blanket and get head and chest scratchies spot 🤣 #blackdog #blackcat #dog #cat #star #pickles #bestfriend #pets #love #gaymer #jealous #pup
December 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
My little old lady, Orleans. The best Orleans-beanz ever. Still can't believe she used to have brown spots all over her! Now she's just our little white marshmallow going on 14 years old #corgi #corgicardigan #dog #pet #bestfriend #floof #olddog #orleans
December 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My little old lady, Orleans. The best Orleans-beanz ever. Still can't believe she used to have brown spots all over her! Now she's just our little white marshmallow going on 14 years old #corgi #corgicardigan #dog #pet #bestfriend #floof #olddog #orleans
I got this golden pathos two years ago and it's gone from 2 feet to nearly 25 feet long. Crazy how long it's got. Also my 16y/o cat Star on the couch 🥰 #goldenpathos #houseplants #greenthumb #gardening #love #nature #plants #vine #gaymer #blackcat #cat #pets #star
December 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I got this golden pathos two years ago and it's gone from 2 feet to nearly 25 feet long. Crazy how long it's got. Also my 16y/o cat Star on the couch 🥰 #goldenpathos #houseplants #greenthumb #gardening #love #nature #plants #vine #gaymer #blackcat #cat #pets #star
My favorite quote from this movie is "Let your eyes wrinkle, let your skin wrinkle. Our lines show that we've lived. If he doesn't love you when you look like a map, tell him to hit the road!" #ToniCollette #NiaVardalos #DebbieReynolds #gay #movienight #love #funny #quotes #lgbt
December 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
My favorite quote from this movie is "Let your eyes wrinkle, let your skin wrinkle. Our lines show that we've lived. If he doesn't love you when you look like a map, tell him to hit the road!" #ToniCollette #NiaVardalos #DebbieReynolds #gay #movienight #love #funny #quotes #lgbt
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#gay #gaytwink #blowjob #gaysex #thong #gaypublic #gaycock #humpday #gayporn #gayexhib #bigcock #publicsex #cum #nakedmen #cumshot #beach #outdoor #boner #cruising #bathroom #bareback #hung #gaythreesome #jocks #Thongthursday #gayonlyfans #asseating #suckingcock #gaybeach #gloryhole #GayU
#gay #gaytwink #blowjob #gaysex #thong #gaypublic #gaycock #humpday #gayporn #gayexhib #bigcock #publicsex #cum #nakedmen #cumshot #beach #outdoor #boner #cruising #bathroom #bareback #hung #gaythreesome #jocks #Thongthursday #gayonlyfans #asseating #suckingcock #gaybeach #gloryhole #GayU
December 26, 2025 at 10:07 AM
16th x-mas with my hubbie. This was a stocking stuffer, I got him 😅 Take-A-Number for his work desk. Now when I want to bug him, I will have to wait my turn 😉 #christmas #gift #takeanumber #wait #cute #wfh #husband #bestfriend #love #gay #gaymer
December 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
16th x-mas with my hubbie. This was a stocking stuffer, I got him 😅 Take-A-Number for his work desk. Now when I want to bug him, I will have to wait my turn 😉 #christmas #gift #takeanumber #wait #cute #wfh #husband #bestfriend #love #gay #gaymer
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Todays rainy day cozy movie 🎬
December 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Todays rainy day cozy movie 🎬
December 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Metroid Prime 4. What a great early x-mas gift to myself 🥰 Metroid on the NES was the first game I ever played when I was a kid. Now, nearly 40 years later, I'm still enjoying it! #nintendo #metroidprime4 #metroidprime #nes #gaymer #videogame #love #thebest
December 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Metroid Prime 4. What a great early x-mas gift to myself 🥰 Metroid on the NES was the first game I ever played when I was a kid. Now, nearly 40 years later, I'm still enjoying it! #nintendo #metroidprime4 #metroidprime #nes #gaymer #videogame #love #thebest
Got Pickles her first x-mas sweater🥰 #christmas #dog #puppy #sweater #new #bestfriend #floof #pets #xmas #pet
December 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Got Pickles her first x-mas sweater🥰 #christmas #dog #puppy #sweater #new #bestfriend #floof #pets #xmas #pet
The dining room and table that never gets used. Is this what adulting is all about? Buying crap from rooms in a house you don't use 😅 #adulting #grandfatherclock #clock #painting #table #diningroom #neverused #firsthome #painting
December 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The dining room and table that never gets used. Is this what adulting is all about? Buying crap from rooms in a house you don't use 😅 #adulting #grandfatherclock #clock #painting #table #diningroom #neverused #firsthome #painting
