You might think Thurl Ravenscroft is running out of trash talk when he starts the 4th verse of the Grinch burn track w/ “nasty wasty skunk”, but then he ends the 5th verse with this unhinged diatribe to attack his life points directly. Truly the GOAT

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

Kendrick 24/7 for all of 2024 apparently:

Dave Coulier has lymphoma, a cancer of the lymphatic system. In order to diagnose lymphoma, doctors need to do an excisional biopsy of a lymph node, which means they did indeed Cut. It. Out.

Find someone who makes you feel like the chorus of a flawlessly-executed chorus of “O Holy Night”

Samwise the Brave and his friend said blue lives don’t exist and support unions all in one page

A story in four parts

Having “Sweet Child O’ Mine” as your morning alarm tone:

Pros
- Piercing from the beginning to jolt you awake
- Have a good song stuck in your head while getting ready

Cons
- When it comes on the radio at work, you jump out of your skin 💀

Did not expect my first follower on here (not counting the person who invited me) to be Anonymous, like the group. I hope my shitposts and educational reskeets entertain them?

me: what do you know about atoms?

them: very little

me: besides that

Things I see on Bluesky VS Things I see on Twitter

What a time to be alive lmao

the 4 twitters

i made my career, met all of my online friends, found a real community for horror art, all on twitter. unending hatred to that pasty piece of shit who destroyed it