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The man who told reporters it’s time to move on from the Epstein files won’t shut up about the 2020 election.
February 7, 2026 at 3:18 PM
The man who told reporters it’s time to move on from the Epstein files won’t shut up about the 2020 election.
Just heard "Step by Step" by NKOTB playing in Walgreens. It's easy to forget just how crappy that song is.
February 6, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Just heard "Step by Step" by NKOTB playing in Walgreens. It's easy to forget just how crappy that song is.
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Y'all do realize ICE "backing down" means they're just gonna stick to terrorizin' minorities, right?
January 29, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Y'all do realize ICE "backing down" means they're just gonna stick to terrorizin' minorities, right?
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the reason DHS officers wear masks is because it allows them to commit crimes with impunity. there is literally no legitimate reason for it.
January 29, 2026 at 4:36 AM
the reason DHS officers wear masks is because it allows them to commit crimes with impunity. there is literally no legitimate reason for it.
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An image I’ll never forget.
January 6, 2026 at 10:38 PM
An image I’ll never forget.
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 02,1947
January 02,1947
January 2, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 02,1947
January 02,1947
Can I still apologize on behalf of white people?
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Can I still apologize on behalf of white people?
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The science behind gender-affirming care has been endorsed by every major medical organization. This isn't about science or medicine. It's about the discomfort many non-trans people feel over the *existence* of trans people.
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is expected to announce a package of measures that would together ban gender-affirming care for minors. A press conference is set for 11 a.m. Thursday. n.pr/44xQKdD
RFK Jr. and Dr. Oz to announce moves to ban gender-affirming care for young people
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is expected to announce a package of measures that would together ban gender-affirming care for minors. A press conference is set for 11 a.m. Thursday.
n.pr
December 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The science behind gender-affirming care has been endorsed by every major medical organization. This isn't about science or medicine. It's about the discomfort many non-trans people feel over the *existence* of trans people.
Don't assume being tragically stabbed to death will prevent President Trump from getting in one last jab.
Officials are investigating the death of the Hollywood director as a homicide. n.pr/3YvaA5G
Trump says Rob Reiner had 'Trump Derangement Syndrome' in post on his death
Officials are investigating the death of the Hollywood director as a homicide.
n.pr
December 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Don't assume being tragically stabbed to death will prevent President Trump from getting in one last jab.
WTF?
Absolute Batman #1 Sells Raw On eBay For $300 as this weekend ramps up Absolute Batman comic book speculation #absolutebatman
Absolute Batman #1 Sells Raw On eBay For $300 as this weekend ramps up Absolute Batman comic book speculation #absolutebatman
Absolute Batman #1 Sells Raw On eBay For $300 as this weekend ramps up Absolute Batman comic book speculation
dlvr.it
December 14, 2025 at 7:34 AM
WTF?
I hate Daylight Saving Time! Make it permanent or do away with it entirely. I don't care how you fix it. Just do it!
November 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I hate Daylight Saving Time! Make it permanent or do away with it entirely. I don't care how you fix it. Just do it!
AI is making my Scream head canon real.
October 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
AI is making my Scream head canon real.
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Let them eat ballroom
Leavitt: "At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really the president's main priority."
October 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Let them eat ballroom
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If the National Guard is really in D.C. to protect federal
property, they should probably have been at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. two days ago
property, they should probably have been at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. two days ago
October 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If the National Guard is really in D.C. to protect federal
property, they should probably have been at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. two days ago
property, they should probably have been at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. two days ago
Finding a NKOTB record on sale made me realize I would've actually paid $17 for Hangin' Tough, but not for Step By Step.
October 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Finding a NKOTB record on sale made me realize I would've actually paid $17 for Hangin' Tough, but not for Step By Step.
I was charged $9.87 for a 6" turkey sandwich at Subway today. I don't want to sound like a bitter old man, but this is a far cry from the days of $5 footlongs.
September 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I was charged $9.87 for a 6" turkey sandwich at Subway today. I don't want to sound like a bitter old man, but this is a far cry from the days of $5 footlongs.
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The near daily barrage of deadly mass shootings in America feels like low level warfare against normal citizens who just want to live in peace. And because people keep electing Republicans who won’t do anything about it there’s no solution in sight.
September 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The near daily barrage of deadly mass shootings in America feels like low level warfare against normal citizens who just want to live in peace. And because people keep electing Republicans who won’t do anything about it there’s no solution in sight.
That's the most off-model fox I've ever seen!
The New Bev Cartoon Club presents a Disney favorite in I.B. Technicolor 35mm! ROBIN HOOD (1973) screens this Saturday, September 13th, at 10:00am.
September 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
That's the most off-model fox I've ever seen!
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The New Beverly Cartoon Club presents a Disney favorite in I.B. Technicolor 35mm! ROBIN HOOD (1973) screens this Saturday, September 13th, at 10:00am. Tickets: buff.ly/XMP7Kmb
September 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The New Beverly Cartoon Club presents a Disney favorite in I.B. Technicolor 35mm! ROBIN HOOD (1973) screens this Saturday, September 13th, at 10:00am. Tickets: buff.ly/XMP7Kmb
I'm going to see Robin Hood at Quentin's theater. I've never seen it on a big screen.
The New Beverly Cartoon Club presents a Disney favorite in I.B. Technicolor 35mm! ROBIN HOOD (1973) screens Saturday, September 13th, at 10:00am. Tickets: buff.ly/XMP7Kmb
September 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I'm going to see Robin Hood at Quentin's theater. I've never seen it on a big screen.
Jury duty tomorrow morning. Yay!
September 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Jury duty tomorrow morning. Yay!
Sometimes I wake up with the theme song to Picture Pages in my head and it just makes me mad at Cosby all over again.
August 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Sometimes I wake up with the theme song to Picture Pages in my head and it just makes me mad at Cosby all over again.
I started a new job this week. Yesterday I showed up at 10 to get my laptop, went to lunch with the team, then we all left at 1:30. This morning, I logged into a meeting at 9. When I asked what I should do today, my boss told me to relax until my training tomorrow morning. Pretty kush so far.
August 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I started a new job this week. Yesterday I showed up at 10 to get my laptop, went to lunch with the team, then we all left at 1:30. This morning, I logged into a meeting at 9. When I asked what I should do today, my boss told me to relax until my training tomorrow morning. Pretty kush so far.
I had an interview this afternoon at 1:30. At 2:49, I got a new email asking about my availability for a second interview. I now have very high hopes. 🤞
July 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I had an interview this afternoon at 1:30. At 2:49, I got a new email asking about my availability for a second interview. I now have very high hopes. 🤞