I am not ‘getting drunk on a Sunday’.

I’m pregaming for tomorrow's Festivus celebration.

gushers in a tiny bowl!!!

tonight is one of those nights that i'm suddenly acutely aware of how close i really got to not being here this christmas and how grateful i am to everyone that helped me remembered i'm loved, even when i can't love myself

Cancer is a common cause of line-of-duty death for firefighters. We worked across the aisle to reauthorize the Firefighter Cancer Registry so we can improve research into health and safety standards for these heroes who put their lives on the line for us every day.

An eye for an eye, and we all go blind.

my fiddle leaf fig can be saved — all is right

Someone said Kendrick Lamar fans are people who weren’t afraid to read out loud in school 😂🤣

For some reason I’ve written in my calendar that I’ve got egg on toast at 9 o’clock tomorrow morning 🤷🏻‍♂️

Word of the day, though I’m sure no one will need it, is ‘eye servant’ (16th century): an individual who only pays attention or works hard when the boss is looking.

pipe bursted in our bathroom 🥲

I'm pretty cool for someone that can't drink alcohol, be in the sun, regulate my body temperature, or walk very far.

the deal alex and i just got at the tempur-pedic store is fucking UNREAL i cant wait to sleep like a queen tonight

My little boy finished his GED program at like 3 this afternoon and JUST told me.

I’m going to explode. He’s finished!!!!!!!!!!

What I support:

Immigrant rights ✊🏼
LGBTQIA+ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
BLM 🖤
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Indigenous People 🫶
Women’s Rights 💖
Animal Rights 🐮
Human Rights 🫂
Pro-Choice ❤️‍🔥
Gender Identity 🤍
Mental Health Awareness 🎗
Autism Awareness ♾
Disability Awareness 🏥
Climate Change Awareness 🍃
Love ❤️

Paul McCartney November 29 1963

the #Beatles