Stacey J. Spiehler
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Stacey J. Spiehler
@stacey.bsky.social
Univ. of Miss. c/o ‘25. Journalist covering juvenile justice and special education. DMs open for freelance opportunities and tips.

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Oxford, Mississippi's 8th funniest comedian
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Lane Kiffin is a Quaker

✅ Called a meeting at 9a on Sunday
✅ Was not moved to speak
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Both ProtonVPN and NordVPN are having huge sales but the only reason I ever use a VPN is to access the native Bluesky app because it’s banned my entire state for an age verification law that doesn’t exist.
November 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
“I needed Oxford more than Oxford needed me” I HOPE YOUR CROTCH ITCHES EVERY DAY AND YOUR PILLOW IS ALWAYS HOT also I’m going to cry
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Marty Smith when the Lane announcement finally drops
November 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
“All this talk about Lane Kiffin got me thinkin about how I wish you’d left sooner so I could have moved on and forgotten your name by now, stop texting me”
November 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I’ve introduced my mom to the sovereign citizen movement and she seemed pretty entertained but she just gave me a “beet chew,” please advise?
November 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Jesus Christ is he gonna wait until after the Arn Bow

I really need some ice cream
November 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
War Criminal Eagle
No matter who wins the iron bowl tonight, we can all rejoice that it’s the second anniversary of Henry Kissinger transitioning to a new life in hell
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Calling it now, Lane Kiffin is going to coach out the end of the season and retire. He’ll announce it before 7pm in God’s One True Time Zone.
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
La Croix burps taste better than La Croix.
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
We got us an Egg Bowl, folks
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
BEAT. THAT. ASS.
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Time to sit back, relax and watch our alma mater play football
time to sit back, relax and watch my alma mater play football
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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“I’m launching an inspirational lifestyle brand based on my time at Alabama. It’s called Lane Bryant.”
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Got COVID, flu, and updated TDAP jabs this morning. Flapped my arms for 10 straight minutes to prevent any soreness and it seems to have worked.

The malaise has arrived, however. Perfect timing. Egg Bowl in T-34 minutes.
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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He’s going to open a business based on an anagram of his name- Fake Elf Inn
November 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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He's going to coach a struggling soccer team in the UK
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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He announces his plans to join Momtok
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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“Football has been very good to me, but it is holding me back from my true dream: making it two weeks longer than I deserve on Dancing With The Stars.”
I’m calling it now: Lane Kiffin announces his retirement today.
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I’m calling it now: Lane Kiffin announces his retirement today.
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I’m never eating again omg
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I’m a Thanksgiving hater from WAY back but any day I can see big water and get in a photo with my little boy is a good day. (Posted with @atomaly.bsky.social’s permission.)

Let me go make these sammiches.
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Buddy, I do this even when it's not Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Thoughts upon my first visit to the American holy land:

1. I asked someone where I could sit to eat my brisket sandwich. She said “nowhere. It’s a gas station, not a restaurant.”

It’s… a gas station in Mississippi. They are reliably our finest eateries.

Sorry I asked.
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM