I took a Seinfeld personality test and I got Jerry, with an 85% similarity. This is upsetting to me as someone who is obviously Kramer. More worrying, though, is the fact that I'm at least 60% of everyone, which seems to suggest some kind of debilitating mental illness yet unknown to science
January 27, 2026 at 6:25 AM
I took a Seinfeld personality test and I got Jerry, with an 85% similarity. This is upsetting to me as someone who is obviously Kramer. More worrying, though, is the fact that I'm at least 60% of everyone, which seems to suggest some kind of debilitating mental illness yet unknown to science
Karim came up to me yesterday and said "Katie, tomorrow is my birthday" and I knew what I had to make him
January 12, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Karim came up to me yesterday and said "Katie, tomorrow is my birthday" and I knew what I had to make him
If you have one of these and you're willing to part with it for much, much less than $25, please reach out
January 6, 2026 at 9:03 PM
If you have one of these and you're willing to part with it for much, much less than $25, please reach out
i just learned that i am 3 feet tall and i think i'm gonna need to take at least a week off to process this
December 21, 2025 at 7:30 AM
i just learned that i am 3 feet tall and i think i'm gonna need to take at least a week off to process this
I don't even know how he found out about this woman
December 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I don't even know how he found out about this woman
My dishwasher friend at work misses me
December 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
My dishwasher friend at work misses me
im the only swaggy woman in this entire texan airbnb
December 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
im the only swaggy woman in this entire texan airbnb
Low-key we contain multitudes
December 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Low-key we contain multitudes
my apartment smells like hickory.... this is what it's all about
December 3, 2025 at 7:45 AM
my apartment smells like hickory.... this is what it's all about
oh wow! thanks for telling me. that sounds really bad actually
December 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
oh wow! thanks for telling me. that sounds really bad actually
everything is relative. i'm considered very kind for a human, but were i a guinea pig harboring the same immortal soul, i would no doubt be considered the most evil of my kind
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
everything is relative. i'm considered very kind for a human, but were i a guinea pig harboring the same immortal soul, i would no doubt be considered the most evil of my kind
looked up at the giant shining ipad on the wall at the bar and saw this
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
looked up at the giant shining ipad on the wall at the bar and saw this
it's like, low-key sad how cruel the world is sometimes.... 😔
November 20, 2025 at 6:15 AM
it's like, low-key sad how cruel the world is sometimes.... 😔
the idea of older men is great until they text you and you're like damn you really did graduate from college when i was 10
November 1, 2025 at 7:01 AM
the idea of older men is great until they text you and you're like damn you really did graduate from college when i was 10
the algorithm thinks me wise
October 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
the algorithm thinks me wise