when i get really anxious i start to have weird nightmares, like today when i dreamt that there was a line of people impatiently waiting to sleep in my bed after i was done with it
February 4, 2026 at 5:59 AM
when i get really anxious i start to have weird nightmares, like today when i dreamt that there was a line of people impatiently waiting to sleep in my bed after i was done with it
going from growing up in a big family to living alone is insane. i've been using the same giant pack of toilet paper since i moved in two summers ago and i still have a roll left
February 3, 2026 at 8:43 PM
going from growing up in a big family to living alone is insane. i've been using the same giant pack of toilet paper since i moved in two summers ago and i still have a roll left
I took a Seinfeld personality test and I got Jerry, with an 85% similarity. This is upsetting to me as someone who is obviously Kramer. More worrying, though, is the fact that I'm at least 60% of everyone, which seems to suggest some kind of debilitating mental illness yet unknown to science
January 27, 2026 at 6:25 AM
I took a Seinfeld personality test and I got Jerry, with an 85% similarity. This is upsetting to me as someone who is obviously Kramer. More worrying, though, is the fact that I'm at least 60% of everyone, which seems to suggest some kind of debilitating mental illness yet unknown to science
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recreating lib cringe from first principles. this movement is finished
January 14, 2026 at 1:01 AM
recreating lib cringe from first principles. this movement is finished
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checking in on the president of the United States
January 13, 2026 at 7:26 PM
checking in on the president of the United States
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Show: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: Japanese
Language: Japanese
January 14, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Show: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: Japanese
Language: Japanese
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The answer is: whenever someone has hiccups, give Bolsonaro surgery
January 13, 2026 at 9:30 PM
The answer is: whenever someone has hiccups, give Bolsonaro surgery
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Nobody is gonna like this, but Biden’s administration was a Buchanan-level failure
January 4, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Nobody is gonna like this, but Biden’s administration was a Buchanan-level failure
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hard to see another country living your dream
SEOUL, Jan 13 (Reuters) - South Korea's special prosecutor on Tuesday requested the death penalty for former president Yoon Suk Yeol on charges of insurrection over his brief imposition of martial law in December 2024.
January 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
hard to see another country living your dream
these coastal big city hipster polyamorous people wouldn't last a minute with the funko pop hot topic polyamorous people of middle america
January 13, 2026 at 8:31 PM
these coastal big city hipster polyamorous people wouldn't last a minute with the funko pop hot topic polyamorous people of middle america
in this season of my life, i'm beginning to feel like the worst kind of inebriated people to be around while sober might be cokeheads. like, i might prefer being around someone on meth. they're just as delusional but the delusions are more interesting, and they love cleaning. they'll clean anything
January 13, 2026 at 5:28 PM
in this season of my life, i'm beginning to feel like the worst kind of inebriated people to be around while sober might be cokeheads. like, i might prefer being around someone on meth. they're just as delusional but the delusions are more interesting, and they love cleaning. they'll clean anything
my coworkers are all so hyped about the work holiday party next week bc they want to get crazy and do cocaine. we are straight up going to a bowling alley
January 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
my coworkers are all so hyped about the work holiday party next week bc they want to get crazy and do cocaine. we are straight up going to a bowling alley
instagram hot is all about manipulating your photos until walls start bending around your ass. it is about hiding reality to the point where even those who see it as non-reality cannot make out the truth.
January 9, 2026 at 7:15 AM
instagram hot is all about manipulating your photos until walls start bending around your ass. it is about hiding reality to the point where even those who see it as non-reality cannot make out the truth.
ever since i was a little girl, i've hated cops
January 9, 2026 at 6:41 AM
ever since i was a little girl, i've hated cops
opened a private tab earlier to youtube search "berries and cream guy"
January 9, 2026 at 4:35 AM
opened a private tab earlier to youtube search "berries and cream guy"
a lifetime of hardship and suffering has left me "funny for a woman"
January 7, 2026 at 6:32 AM
a lifetime of hardship and suffering has left me "funny for a woman"
radio stations have been claiming to play the hits of "the 80s, 90s, and today" for the past 20 years, suggesting we live in an ever-expanding present. i've begun to think time is dead, its bones ground to powder and swept away by the wind. anyways, this next one is dr. feelgood by motley crue
January 7, 2026 at 5:34 AM
radio stations have been claiming to play the hits of "the 80s, 90s, and today" for the past 20 years, suggesting we live in an ever-expanding present. i've begun to think time is dead, its bones ground to powder and swept away by the wind. anyways, this next one is dr. feelgood by motley crue
i love when these freaks fall down. i love when they suffer
January 7, 2026 at 4:04 AM
i love when these freaks fall down. i love when they suffer
life is all about occasionally indulging in cheese from the fancy part of the grocery store
January 7, 2026 at 4:03 AM
life is all about occasionally indulging in cheese from the fancy part of the grocery store
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i'm fighting for my life on poshmark with a woman who earnestly believes her Paris Hilton brand meat cleaver is worth $25
January 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
i'm fighting for my life on poshmark with a woman who earnestly believes her Paris Hilton brand meat cleaver is worth $25
my irish peasant genetics have made me incredibly susceptible to misfortune
January 6, 2026 at 7:31 PM
my irish peasant genetics have made me incredibly susceptible to misfortune
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Ernie Bushmiller, 1947
December 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Ernie Bushmiller, 1947