I've developed a system to see who has the biggest crush on me at work by introducing a joke slogan where I go "Welcome to (restaurant name), I love you.", and seeing which men will start the slogan in my presence just to hear me tell them "I love you"
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I've developed a system to see who has the biggest crush on me at work by introducing a joke slogan where I go "Welcome to (restaurant name), I love you.", and seeing which men will start the slogan in my presence just to hear me tell them "I love you"
everything is relative. i'm considered very kind for a human, but were i a guinea pig harboring the same immortal soul, i would no doubt be considered the most evil of my kind
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
everything is relative. i'm considered very kind for a human, but were i a guinea pig harboring the same immortal soul, i would no doubt be considered the most evil of my kind
looked up at the giant shining ipad on the wall at the bar and saw this
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
looked up at the giant shining ipad on the wall at the bar and saw this
special agent dale cooper would've shared some really lukewarm takes regarding unity and togetherness in the aftermath of the 2016 presidential election were he not tied up in matters much more cosmic
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
special agent dale cooper would've shared some really lukewarm takes regarding unity and togetherness in the aftermath of the 2016 presidential election were he not tied up in matters much more cosmic
WE NEED TO SHUT DOWN SOME OF THESE MILK TEA PLACES❗ THEY JUST BE DOING WHATEVER❗ WHAT IS GOING ON❓ WHY IS MY BOBA AL DENTE ⁉️
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
WE NEED TO SHUT DOWN SOME OF THESE MILK TEA PLACES❗ THEY JUST BE DOING WHATEVER❗ WHAT IS GOING ON❓ WHY IS MY BOBA AL DENTE ⁉️
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Kavanaugh stop. Smashed the kid’s car windows and arrested him. He told them he was a U.S. citizen. The officer replied “I don’t care.”
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
High school senior, a U.S. citizen, detained by ICE in Oregon
The 17-year-old was held more than five hours Friday in an ICE facility, his brother said.
www.oregonlive.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Kavanaugh stop. Smashed the kid’s car windows and arrested him. He told them he was a U.S. citizen. The officer replied “I don’t care.”
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
weird guy who's fallen in love with me asked me today if a lot of weird guys have fallen in love with me before
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 AM
weird guy who's fallen in love with me asked me today if a lot of weird guys have fallen in love with me before
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on black friday 2010 my parents returned home with nothing but a lizard they had bought , which wasn't even on sale
November 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
on black friday 2010 my parents returned home with nothing but a lizard they had bought , which wasn't even on sale
it's like, low-key sad how cruel the world is sometimes.... 😔
November 20, 2025 at 6:15 AM
it's like, low-key sad how cruel the world is sometimes.... 😔
i am put under psychic assault each and every day from the various 40-year-old men i encounter
November 20, 2025 at 5:33 AM
i am put under psychic assault each and every day from the various 40-year-old men i encounter
girl why am i yelling ♥️
November 19, 2025 at 6:31 AM
girl why am i yelling ♥️
IF YOU TRY TO BE AVOIDANT WITH ME, I WILL DRAG YOU DOWN TO MY LEVEL AND BEAT YOU WITH EMOTIONAL HONESTY AND SINCERITY UNTIL YOU CAN'T MOVE. IT MAY NOT CHANGE YOU OVERNIGHT, BUT IT WILL LEAVE A HANDPRINT ON YOUR HEART, FROM ME SLAPPING IT SO HARD
November 19, 2025 at 6:31 AM
IF YOU TRY TO BE AVOIDANT WITH ME, I WILL DRAG YOU DOWN TO MY LEVEL AND BEAT YOU WITH EMOTIONAL HONESTY AND SINCERITY UNTIL YOU CAN'T MOVE. IT MAY NOT CHANGE YOU OVERNIGHT, BUT IT WILL LEAVE A HANDPRINT ON YOUR HEART, FROM ME SLAPPING IT SO HARD
I AM NOT TYPE A OR TYPE B! I AM SOMETHING UNKNOWN TO MAN!!!! MY MBTI PERSONALITY TYPE IS IDGAF! I DO NOT HAVE AN ASTROLOGICAL CHART BECAUSE I SIMPLY APPEARED ONE DAY
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I AM NOT TYPE A OR TYPE B! I AM SOMETHING UNKNOWN TO MAN!!!! MY MBTI PERSONALITY TYPE IS IDGAF! I DO NOT HAVE AN ASTROLOGICAL CHART BECAUSE I SIMPLY APPEARED ONE DAY
nobody gives a shit when i explain the differences between cut-and-cover and deep-bore tunneling
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
nobody gives a shit when i explain the differences between cut-and-cover and deep-bore tunneling
worst flight i ever had was a red-eye from chicago to nyc where i put the suspiria soundtrack on before falling asleep, and woke up to insane turbulence and witches cackling. i did think i was gonna die but i just fell back asleep bc it wasn't like i could do anything about that
November 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
worst flight i ever had was a red-eye from chicago to nyc where i put the suspiria soundtrack on before falling asleep, and woke up to insane turbulence and witches cackling. i did think i was gonna die but i just fell back asleep bc it wasn't like i could do anything about that
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i don't really fw those dog dna tests. what are you trying to figure out? why do you need to know what percentage doberman that little mr. scruffy is? are you racist?
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
i don't really fw those dog dna tests. what are you trying to figure out? why do you need to know what percentage doberman that little mr. scruffy is? are you racist?
yeah man. they famously thought that was a movie about a normal guy back then
MAN WHAT?
using kevin spacey for a comparison or example here is definitely… a choice
using kevin spacey for a comparison or example here is definitely… a choice
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
yeah man. they famously thought that was a movie about a normal guy back then
many of my depression adventures have been days i look back at most fondly, like when i took a bus to the zoo and looked at monkeys all day to feel something
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
many of my depression adventures have been days i look back at most fondly, like when i took a bus to the zoo and looked at monkeys all day to feel something
the kind of people you meet that own a car in manhattan will make you go "really.... you of all people.... you do that...."
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
the kind of people you meet that own a car in manhattan will make you go "really.... you of all people.... you do that...."
i've probably pet over 5,000 dogs in my whole life. hopefully i can make that a million one day
November 18, 2025 at 8:09 AM
i've probably pet over 5,000 dogs in my whole life. hopefully i can make that a million one day