you don't have to put on blackface to get social media attention. you can simply develop mild depression, join a menswear forum, spend the next 15 years arguing about pants, and then weaponize the knowledge against your enemies on social media.

Chillingly true

64% of Medicaid recipients under age 65 work, per KFF. As for the rest, see below. There are not 34m potential agricultural workers on Medicaid just raring to go pick vegetables.

Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?

Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness

I’ve read a number of articles about Donald Trump’s ambitions to purchase, annex, or seize territory — Greenland, Canada, the Panama Canal Zone, etc.

A thread on some policy questions that these actions would pose. 🧵

The camouflage instinct

a short thread of Nicolas Cage resembling various philosophers

1. Spinoza

Two stages of writing:

1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no

I recently started trying to keep plants alive and I didn't realize that eventually I'd have to punish the plants by hacking off the parts that were growing too well. What kind of sick hobby is this

T, bring handsome on his matching footrest

Happy Friday from me and Z!