Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

bonque, ben

@kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social

1.8K followers 1.1K following 27K posts

They/them Bi enough Statistician/mathematician with physics and Xtian theology experience CIO of Jacurutu's Municipal Water Utility My hyperfixation is Shaul ha Melekh, who did NOTHING WRONG

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · Aug 1

ווי אזוי זאגט דעמ גוטער בוך, "וְיִכָּנְעוּ עַמִּי אֲשֶׁר נִקְרָא-שְׁמִי": שנייד דאך די ברית, מיר האבן שוין די מיחושים

OneFein...Bat? Like, for Halloween or whatever? @onefeincat.bsky.social · Aug 1

"My subconscious hates me and wants me to suffer" is the most verbose way of saying "I'm Jewish" I've ever seen.

5 2 16

bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 4m

Anyone willing to volunteer to be my widow by proxy?

bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 10m

When I die, give my widow a progress flag instead the American flag, and I want a 21 jork salute from the horniest people in town instead of guns

Reposted by bonque, ben

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 1h

horses can SERIOUSLY injure you with their jaws - do not ever antagonize enormous animals with opinions

Rivikah @rivikah.bsky.social · 1h

My grandfather was missing a finger and a half from his right hand due to it being bitten off by a horse.

33 12 300

Reposted by bonque, ben

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 11m

i got thoroughly frisked by a horse just this weekend which is both hilarious and unnerving

Scoiattolo @offline.mountainherder.xyz · 25m

Some horses will frisk you so it’s a suckers game to try and hide it

2 1 27

bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 7m

Ok, but a horse recently motorboated my 70 year old PI, and she's going back to see him.

bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 10m

When I die, give my widow a progress flag instead the American flag, and I want a 21 jork salute from the horniest people in town instead of guns

bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 18m

Tech bros will just go and make the FLDSMDFR from the famous horror book and film "Don't make the FLDSMDFR!" and wonder why their servants quarters got squished by a giant meatball

bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 27m

Pharisees are simply Jews, so I'm not sure what kind of view you expect them to have. More seriously, Pharisees are the direct ancestors of Rabbinic Jews, and gospel myths about them have been used to justify and inspire violence against Jews from the get go.

Reposted by bonque, ben

Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 1h

Listen I’m always glad when I discover there’s still people managing to live without being Too Online but MA’AM Freida you gotta be careful with the hearts of a nation

Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 2h

chile....

7 16 120

bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 1h

Can't. Butt cheeks too swole.

Reposted by bonque, ben

Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 1h

If I love myself am I bi?!

5 3 34

Reposted by bonque, ben

Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 1h

Crude Flake

United States, Census, 1870

2 7

Reposted by bonque, ben

J. R. Moock, jr. @jrmoockjr.bsky.social · 1h

I so badly wish to know where y’all think I fall on these axes.

A Cartesian plane. The x axis is labeled “golden retriever” on the left and “yeen on the right. The y axis is labeled “himbo” at the top and “demon twink” at the bottom.

3 1 3

bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 1h

Reconnaissance dolphins, attack sea lions, and guard geese. The future liberals want.

hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 2h

believe it or not: geese in general (particularly canada geese) make excellent guard animals; they have good eyesight, are insanely territorial, and are stronger than they look

Reposted by bonque, ben

Lord Businessman II @lordbusinessman.bsky.social · 1h

"no in the future people will cryptographically verify what's true and-" no they will not. People are fucking stupid.

21 49 540

bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 1h

Khagan, are you sure you can't use Illinois uniforms to proactively protect people?

bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 1h

Let it die.

The Verge @theverge.com · May 26

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry

Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.

buff.ly

4 12

Reposted by bonque, ben

Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 2h

JUST IN: The Republican Mayor of Fairbanks, Alaska’s second biggest city, lost re-election last night to a Democrat.

Mayor David Pruhs is a conservative who fought protections for LGBTQ+ residents; he made comments this year drew condemnation this year from Alaska Natives. He lost to Mindy O'Neall.

44 730 3K

bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 10h

I've seen JewSky ride at dawn for me, and I know for sure that they ride for allied pastors. People like Pastor Trey are more precious than gold, yeah more than much fine gold, and it always warms my heart to see his comments swarming with Yidden armed with memes and excellent words

1 8

bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 10h

I beg your finest pardon?

Reposted by bonque, ben

Trey Ferguson @pastortrey05.com · 22h

We have over 16 centuries worth of historical data on Christians building/aligning with empires and doing awful things to each other and others.

Stop insisting that bad actors are not “real” Christians.

Humbly sit with the fact that many real Christians do not follow Jesus. 1/6

27 61 310

Reposted by bonque, ben

Trey Ferguson @pastortrey05.com · 13h

No, atheists are generally fine.

It’s you anti-theist dorks who can’t help yourselves.

You’re just white evangelicals without creeds.

1 1 31

bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 10h

Well bless your heart.

Reposted by bonque, ben

Trey Ferguson @pastortrey05.com · 13h

Me: *says literally anything on the internet*

Anti-theist: HAHAHA! YOU GUYS BELIEVE IN FAIRIES AND PIXIE DUST! ALL RELIGION EVER IS SUPER DUMB AND I’M SO SMART!

Me: ok. you’re actin kinda strange.

Anti-theist: WHAT?! There’s that “Christian love” everyone is always talkin about! 😡

26 9 140

bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 10h

Again??

1 4

bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 15h

You're conflating so many Christian concepts here.