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We're open for fiction submissions!

We publish unsettling bad time stories that straddle the horror, fantasy, and science fiction spectrum. But genre is made up so if you have a dark weird horrible story that could be a fit, send it in and let us worry about it.

No closing date, open indefinitely.
Submissions - Seize The Press
Submissions Guidelines Submissions are open for fiction. We publish dark, unsettling, dislocating stories that straddle the horror, fantasy, and science fiction spectrum, but genre is made up. If you ...
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January 1, 2026 at 1:41 PM
There’s nothing in canon that supports this, but my conception of Harley Quinn and The Joker’s relationship is a never-ending “Llamas with Hats” sketch.
January 1, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Listening to this again:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5Zw...
There goes Mr. A**HOLE!
YouTube video by Dyl In The Dark
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December 31, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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I am so sick right now with pneumonia, I can’t function
I’m a disabled homeless trans woman living in a motel in the short term. If anyone can help me out with funds to extend my stay and cover necessities, I would be immensely grateful. My links are in my bio. 💕💸💸💕

#crowdfunding #disability #homeless #transcrowdfund #mutualaid
December 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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So to the lingering human artists who still use Twitter.
Maybe... help yourself and gtfo.
Not saying here is perfect but Twitter definitely isn't it, Coz.
December 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It just occurred to me “Assorted Crisis Events” could do a “Christmas Carol” adaptation.
December 26, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Absolute Batman in Absolute Wonder Woman: Stick to the shadows. A superhero shouldn't draw attention.

Absolute Batman in Absolute Batman: I'm gonna crave a self-portrait across this skyscraper with explosives.
December 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Have a very merry Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I think I’m in the middle of the “Did James Cameron’s ‘Avatar’ have no cultural impact?” debate.

The first one sank like a stone from the public consciousness. But Cameron’s sheer bloody-mindedness in crafting sequels is moving the needle.
December 24, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Imagine a Batman fan who was constantly, apocalyptically angry at the Flash for not using his coffee break to round up all the villains in Gotham. That’s what the most annoying slice of the X-Men fandom sounds like.
December 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Everyone needs to see “Ran” at least once.
Two minutes into Ran and forget AI slop, you'll be raising arms against all CGI. Nothing Marvel ever rendered looks half as good as Some Dudes Carrying Cameras Up A Hill
December 20, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I think my favourite story in "Human Monsters" is "The Bystander" by LP Hernandez. It's so gleefully evil in an anthology of mostly grounded horrors.
December 15, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I made and tasted extra virgin olive oil ice cream for the first time today.

It’s okay! I don’t know if I’d make it again. It’s not bad like you’d fear something like extra virgin olive oil ice cream could be. I can see myself eating this after dinner.
December 12, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I called my local comic shop and they’d never even HEARD of “Assorted Crisis Events”. I’m honestly surprised.
Wake up at 4:30 a.m.
Realise ”Assorted Crisis Events #7” is out in Australia.
Go to Amazon.
Amazon has moved the date to December 17th.
December 12, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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ICE detain U.S. citizen for looking Somali—use illegal chokehold to tackle him to ground.

Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse.

Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.
December 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Wake up at 4:30 a.m.
Realise ”Assorted Crisis Events #7” is out in Australia.
Go to Amazon.
Amazon has moved the date to December 17th.
December 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
This is charming, but as an autistic person I’m kind of worried about what happens when publishers start judging authors on face-to-face conversations. Never mind non-verbal cues like “eyes light up”.
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I've seen "Ultimate Universe: Two Years In #1" described as the story of idealistic DC Comics-style heroes struggling to adapt to the more cynical world of Marvel Comics.

I think it's more complex than that.
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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I’m seeing people mocking/praising Rian Johnson for filling Knives Out/Glass Onion with deconstruction and genre subversion. I love those movies but… no. No, they really are not deconstructions, at least not in the way posters think.
June 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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this is completely insane lol
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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They were 8 and 11 years old
December 2, 2025 at 6:50 AM
This one is dark, even for Kelly.
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Heaven Can’t Wait
Heaven Can’t Wait
theonion.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
"We investigated the effects of dosing spiders with Benzedrine whilst they were making bicycles. The results were illuminating..."
Parent of a brilliant autistic kid and we cycle a lot, grateful to the great Pivot to AI for highlighting this vital graphic design work
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Why does the YouTube algorithm keep recommending me clips from “Gattaca”?
November 30, 2025 at 6:46 AM