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Lager Goaty 🍻🐐

@lagergoaty.bsky.social

1.9K followers 220 following 600 posts

36, He/Him, Artist, Animator, Comic Maker, Tail Shaker! BLM and Trans Rights! Minors DNI See things 2 wks before upload and stuff you won't see elsewhere! https://www.patreon.com/LagerGoaty DO NOT USE MY ART FOR AI GENERATION OR MAKE CHATBOTS OF MY OCS!

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Lager Goaty 🍻🐐 @lagergoaty.bsky.social · 1d

Gahhh thanks so much man! ^^ you're wonderful!

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Wulfeary (🔞Comms Closed :3c) @wulfeary.bsky.social · 1d

A very happy birthday to one of the best beans I know, it's a huge privilege to be your friend and I'm grateful to have met you💙
🐐: @lagergoaty.bsky.social

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Caudle - Bookish Bat @caudlewag.bsky.social · 1d

HEADS UP

WANNA WATCH ME PLAY A FUN GAME WITH @brendanblaber.bsky.social (JelloApocolype), Kenedy Phillips (Creator of Clutch) and a bunch of other fun beans?

AND raise money for the Trans Legal Fundraiser?

THEN BE HERE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lqe...

AT 5pm!

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Lager Goaty 🍻🐐 @lagergoaty.bsky.social · 3d

Since I work in the Air Force, if the government shutdown goes past the 15th, I may open for commissions again.

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Chu @raizap.com · 4d

I got my flu & covid boosters and you should do, if you can!

The CVS website asked if I was high risk (to justify the booster), but one of the examples was "BMI of 25+". According to the BMI, I'm Gigantimax Snorlax, so I figured I would just cite that if they challenged me, but they didn't!

An illustration of an anthropomorphic cartoon hyena with a needle, implying that getting injected made them transform into a Flareon.

Flareon's Japanese name is "Booster".

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Caudle - Bookish Bat @caudlewag.bsky.social · 5d

HEY YOU

With everything going on right now, it's a VERY good idea to try to keep track of creators off of social media!

Thus I'm going to try to USE my Telegram channel as a way to update folks, comments are also on!

We're all feeling the squeeze, but keep up with me here!
t.me/Caudlestuff

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Lager Goaty 🍻🐐 @lagergoaty.bsky.social · 4d

I cannot believe I am JUST now discovering this 😲

Lager Goaty 🍻🐐 @lagergoaty.bsky.social · 4d

Someone order the Python Lager? 🐐 🐍 🍺

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Lager Goaty 🍻🐐 @lagergoaty.bsky.social · 6d

a man in a suit and tie says go on in front of a comedy central logo

ALT: a man in a suit and tie says go on in front of a comedy central logo

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Lager Goaty 🍻🐐 @lagergoaty.bsky.social · 6d

Ahh jeez :( I hope they lay off your funds here soon. If I have to fly down there to bypass their greedy grip on my support to ya I'll DO it!

Lager Goaty 🍻🐐 @lagergoaty.bsky.social · 6d

VERY lovely work here!

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SecretCaudle - Bashful Bat @secretcaudle.bsky.social · 7d

Q: Autistic hallmarks of a bat?

A: HA well I mean I'm always a bit spectrum-y, but as far as 'Shapes liable to lean into deviant-art level fixations of subject matter and just SLAP A GIANT TAIL on a comfort fave'...

This one is high.

Art by Lager, Binturongboss and CatsinBriefs

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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 9d

if you have democrat rep/senators i recommend calling and reminding them you will never vote for them again if they bend the knee on this. shutting down the government is the correct choice. that is the exact phrasing in my 3 calls and it took 5 min total

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PinkNews @pinknews.bsky.social · 9d

Trump threatens to shut down US government unless Democrats agree to ban all trans health care
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/09/29/trans-care-ban-government-shutdown/?utm_content=1759153201&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky

Trump threatens to shut down US government unless all trans health care is banned

The US government's looming shutdown hinges on anti-trans measures after Donald Trump refused to speak to Democrats unless they were passed.

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Darkwitt @darkwitt.bsky.social · 9d

Should I Get Sleepy? Page 5- The Pre-talk.

New to hypnosis? Got some concerns? Communication is an essential part of the process. You and your Hypnosis partner should have a clear understanding of what you want to accomplish with your session.

Artwork by @lagergoaty.bsky.social

Hypnosis has a lot in common with meditation. It's not exactly a 'mode' your mind slips into per se. it's more like being deeply focused. You might have experienced something similar when you are driving, or hyperfixated on a task like writing, drawing, or even playing video games. With a lot of self discipline, meditation can be good for your mental health.
Lager: But in order to accomplish the things that you'd like in hypnosis, that can take a LOT of mental discipline. I've never been able to do much with meditation beyond falling asleep. Darkwitt: Which is where the hypnotist can help. Everyone experiences hypnosis differently. Some describe it as like taking a power nap, others are completely aware of everything, and some don't remember anything at all. Some describe it as like being a passenger in your own body. You can't predict what peering into someone's mind might be like. But to at least get an idea, It helps to have a pre-talk. 1. have you been hypnotized before? 2. What are you expecting out of hypnosis? 3. Are you free of distractions, or is there a chance something might come up? 4. are you easily startled? 5. Do you typically find yourself easily distracted or have a hard time focusing? 6. Is there anything about your physical or mental well being you feel I should know about? 7. Do you have any fears or soft/hard limit to topics I should avoid in my descriptions? ) 8. What concerns do you have about trance that I could answer for you? Do you have anything you'd like to know, Lager? Lager: Well, now that I think about it. 1. Should I be sitting or laying down? 2. Should I play music? 3. Is there a swirl I can look at or can I close my eyes? 4. Will I remember anything in trance? 5. Is it okay if there's other people in the house? 6. Should I not go under if I do have anxiety/depression/other conditions? 7. do I need to strictly control my breathing? 8. Should I let a friend know I am doing hypnosis?

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Lager Goaty 🍻🐐 @lagergoaty.bsky.social · 11d

Haaapppyyyy Birthdaaay! ^^ 🥳🎂🎁

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Limewah - WRITING COMMISSIONS OPEN! 📝 @limewah.bsky.social · 11d

HYPNOVEMBER 2025 IS COMING UP...

...and ive got absolutely no spoons to make something unique this year

so idk, just throw me whatever prompts you like

all info here! tinyurl.com/CashieHypno2...

(art by @/kaitty.com )

HYPNOVEMBER 2025 : idk
i'm gonna be real with y'all. i'm too tired to come up with new prompts or a fun theme.
it's been a year.

30 SLOTS
FIRST COME FIRST SERVED
€40 FOR 2K WORDS (20 PERCENT OFF!)
USE ANY PROMPT FROM ANY HYPNOVEMBER LIST

RESERVE YOUR SLOT AT HTTPS://TINYURL.COM/CASHIEHYPNO2025

The image includes a picture of me, an anthro red panda, lying face down and ass up, unconscious and drooling on the floor. Art by Kaittycat.

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Lager Goaty 🍻🐐 @lagergoaty.bsky.social · 11d

I want to try drawing more humans because I don't think I've found my style with them yet and I don't want to just be stuck drawing anthros forever. YOU have some amazing stuff that inspires me!

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Lager Goaty 🍻🐐 @lagergoaty.bsky.social · 11d

It's always fun to see what you do with Horatio ❤️

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Lager Goaty 🍻🐐 @lagergoaty.bsky.social · 11d

Thank goodness we have the powers to make it REAL

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Lager Goaty 🍻🐐 @lagergoaty.bsky.social · 11d

It would take more than 4 images to properly convey how I became a furry. But after seeing Kaa hypnotize and coil someone up, I was on the lookout for any character in media who could do the same.

Thanks to my goofy-ass brain, I saw any character with eyes and a long tail as a possible candidate 😖💦

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Caudle - Bookish Bat @caudlewag.bsky.social · 16d

First day of fall has the typing limbs (Hands or feet) tingling a bit!

I wanna do flash fiction and try to sell it so bad this fall...I need ideas, prompts!

What short, EASY ideas would you read from me for like $1?

Doing a bigger thing too, but I'd love one-off, punchy ideas.

🎨Pac

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Lager Goaty 🍻🐐 @lagergoaty.bsky.social · 18d

Nah screw that mess. I'm gonna stay and post all the hypno smut to spite these a-holes. If we get enough people riled up, maybe they'll actually backtrack.

Either way, they're gonna have to forcibly remove me if they think my stuff is "too much"

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chira 🎋 @artofchira.bsky.social · 19d

ftr this isn't the first time bluesky has done stupid as fuck shit. I was here in the trenches in 2023 watching them pull dumb moves and get yelled down by everyone to back down, successfully. the people running this place are not on your side but they are hilariously easy to bully. go hard.

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Lager Goaty 🍻🐐 @lagergoaty.bsky.social · 18d

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Muepin 🍂👻 @muepin.art · 19d

The bad news keep coming

These go into effect Oct 15th

D. Adult Content: We provide a safe space for consensual adult expression by requiring clear consent and stopping abuse.

i. We allow consensual adult sexual content, including fictional depictions, when appropriately labeled and subject to appropriate age restrictions.

ii. We do not allow sexual content involving non- consensual activity including synthetic, simulated, illustrated, or animated versions.

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Lager Goaty 🍻🐐 @lagergoaty.bsky.social · 18d

I'm gonna post what I've been posting here anyway.

bart simpson is reading a piece of paper in a room

ALT: bart simpson is reading a piece of paper in a room

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