Lancet Jades
@lancetjades.bsky.social
Disabled RPG streamer. Stroke survivor.
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Lancet Jades
@lancetjades.bsky.social
· Nov 15
On a stream hiatus until late January as I visit my mom over the holidays.
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We're back at it with more Earthbound tonight! Only one Sanctuary remaining, can we take the fight to Giygas tonight?
www.youtube.com/live/xW1qC-Y...
twitch.tv/sucrosecolli...
www.youtube.com/live/xW1qC-Y...
twitch.tv/sucrosecolli...
Back to Earthbound! One more Sanctuary to go!
YouTube video by Sucrose Collision
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January 11, 2026 at 1:01 AM
We're back at it with more Earthbound tonight! Only one Sanctuary remaining, can we take the fight to Giygas tonight?
www.youtube.com/live/xW1qC-Y...
twitch.tv/sucrosecolli...
www.youtube.com/live/xW1qC-Y...
twitch.tv/sucrosecolli...
Yes, people need to watch the video. It's not about some sort of edgy shock thing, it's about seeing armed, masked government agents murder an innocent woman who was not even threatening them in broad daylight.
If anyone watches ANY video ever, it should be this one. This SHOULD make people sick.
If anyone watches ANY video ever, it should be this one. This SHOULD make people sick.
having said myself that people don't need to watch the video, here's my colleague Susan Matthews making a strong case that, yes you do (she also describes it well enough that I feel okay ignoring her instruction)
Yes, You Should Watch the Video of the ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
You can just watch the video.
slate.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Yes, people need to watch the video. It's not about some sort of edgy shock thing, it's about seeing armed, masked government agents murder an innocent woman who was not even threatening them in broad daylight.
If anyone watches ANY video ever, it should be this one. This SHOULD make people sick.
If anyone watches ANY video ever, it should be this one. This SHOULD make people sick.
That doesn't go too far enough. The next president needs to undo all of Trump, including annulling his pardons and rearresting the people for the remainder of their pardoned or commuted sentence, then the Congress needs to pass copious laws against everything Trump did, each with their own penalties
whichever candidate runs on prosecuting every single ice agent fuck to the fullest extent of the law has my vote
January 8, 2026 at 5:21 AM
That doesn't go too far enough. The next president needs to undo all of Trump, including annulling his pardons and rearresting the people for the remainder of their pardoned or commuted sentence, then the Congress needs to pass copious laws against everything Trump did, each with their own penalties
This is such a real thing like what the fuck. It's to the point when someone "misunderstands" me like this I'm genuinely happy they're suffering in their own self-imposed way.
Like, you took a plain statement by me, attached your own secret meanings, took offense, and it's supposed to bother ME?
Like, you took a plain statement by me, attached your own secret meanings, took offense, and it's supposed to bother ME?
the autistic trauma of saying things directly without undertones and other people putting connotations, moral value, and other meanings on what you say needs to be studied bc it is dysregulating to be misunderstood so much in life 😥
January 8, 2026 at 5:16 AM
This is such a real thing like what the fuck. It's to the point when someone "misunderstands" me like this I'm genuinely happy they're suffering in their own self-imposed way.
Like, you took a plain statement by me, attached your own secret meanings, took offense, and it's supposed to bother ME?
Like, you took a plain statement by me, attached your own secret meanings, took offense, and it's supposed to bother ME?
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My son put it best when he was a young kid: "Cats are great because you get happy every time you encounter them. You turn a corner, and there's a cat there, and it's like there's a cat, and that's great."
I always think about it whenever I turn a corner and encounter a cat.
I always think about it whenever I turn a corner and encounter a cat.
January 4, 2026 at 11:04 PM
My son put it best when he was a young kid: "Cats are great because you get happy every time you encounter them. You turn a corner, and there's a cat there, and it's like there's a cat, and that's great."
I always think about it whenever I turn a corner and encounter a cat.
I always think about it whenever I turn a corner and encounter a cat.
Biblically accurate Final Fantasy Tactics meme.
December 29, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Biblically accurate Final Fantasy Tactics meme.
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Every line in Final Fantasy Tactics reads like literature ❤️
December 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Every line in Final Fantasy Tactics reads like literature ❤️
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I posted a video about how I love vocal stims, it immediately has poor numbers on Youtube bc I mentioned I'm autistic. If you could go boost the heck out of this I would really appreciate it. Vocal stims are a joyful experience that we should be able to talk about!
youtube.com/shorts/odCPV...
youtube.com/shorts/odCPV...
vocal stims are fun #autisticcommunity #neurodivergent
YouTube video by Jinx Peregrine
youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I posted a video about how I love vocal stims, it immediately has poor numbers on Youtube bc I mentioned I'm autistic. If you could go boost the heck out of this I would really appreciate it. Vocal stims are a joyful experience that we should be able to talk about!
youtube.com/shorts/odCPV...
youtube.com/shorts/odCPV...
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Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
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Also I should state - my stream and community are enforced safe spaces for all queer individuals and marginalized people.
I make an effort to help act as escapism for my viewers who often need it, so we don't often discuss politics on stream, but I am not shy about making my leftist views known.
I make an effort to help act as escapism for my viewers who often need it, so we don't often discuss politics on stream, but I am not shy about making my leftist views known.
December 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Also I should state - my stream and community are enforced safe spaces for all queer individuals and marginalized people.
I make an effort to help act as escapism for my viewers who often need it, so we don't often discuss politics on stream, but I am not shy about making my leftist views known.
I make an effort to help act as escapism for my viewers who often need it, so we don't often discuss politics on stream, but I am not shy about making my leftist views known.
Dark Souls is the Dark Souls of Soulslike games.
"dark souls is the huniepop of soulslike games" sure is a take i never heard before
November 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Dark Souls is the Dark Souls of Soulslike games.
But all of the demon bosses you fight are all from the aristocracy and ruling class, the church, or their protectors. So still faithful to the narrative.
The harshest thing you could say about Final Fantasy Tactics is that the earlier, more interesting narrative about class eventually gets overpowered by a plot about killing an unknowable demon god but that's also what makes it a Final Fantasy game.
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
But all of the demon bosses you fight are all from the aristocracy and ruling class, the church, or their protectors. So still faithful to the narrative.
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important reminder to check on your PSP's battery
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
important reminder to check on your PSP's battery
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Me playing kingdom hearts as a kid:
“Where Didney!?”
Me playing kingdom hearts as an adult:
“Where Fimal Famtasy!?”
“Where Didney!?”
Me playing kingdom hearts as an adult:
“Where Fimal Famtasy!?”
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Me playing kingdom hearts as a kid:
“Where Didney!?”
Me playing kingdom hearts as an adult:
“Where Fimal Famtasy!?”
“Where Didney!?”
Me playing kingdom hearts as an adult:
“Where Fimal Famtasy!?”
I love when obvious scambots (the add me on discord type) on twitch follow me, make their pitch, get ignored, and then 2 days later, the creator dashboard shows "Unknown user followed 2 days ago."
November 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I love when obvious scambots (the add me on discord type) on twitch follow me, make their pitch, get ignored, and then 2 days later, the creator dashboard shows "Unknown user followed 2 days ago."
On a stream hiatus until late January as I visit my mom over the holidays.
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
On a stream hiatus until late January as I visit my mom over the holidays.
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Why did they make metroid prime 1 and 4 when those aren't prime numbers
really the franchise should be metroid prime 2,3,5 and 7 by now
really the franchise should be metroid prime 2,3,5 and 7 by now
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Why did they make metroid prime 1 and 4 when those aren't prime numbers
really the franchise should be metroid prime 2,3,5 and 7 by now
really the franchise should be metroid prime 2,3,5 and 7 by now
I feel so strongly about this infographic that while I have nothing to add, I feel a straight repost with no commentary is also insufficient.
Whenever I tell people that ADHD is a wildcard, this is what I mean.
November 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I feel so strongly about this infographic that while I have nothing to add, I feel a straight repost with no commentary is also insufficient.
They melted down all of the Lisa Frank stationary from the 90s and only got ONE knife out of it.
People may make fun of mall ninja shit, but if you showed this to someone from the Middle Ages it would be the most beautiful and puzzling combination of vibrant colors they would see in their entire life
November 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
They melted down all of the Lisa Frank stationary from the 90s and only got ONE knife out of it.
A bit late, but time for the final episode of this game! Might try and clean up the remaining trophies afterwards, since there aren't many left.
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #13
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Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #13
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November 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
A bit late, but time for the final episode of this game! Might try and clean up the remaining trophies afterwards, since there aren't many left.
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #13
www.twitch.tv/lancetjades
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #13
www.twitch.tv/lancetjades
Yesterday fizzled, let's give the lead up to the end and the optional dungeon another try!
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #12
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Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #12
www.twitch.tv/lancetjades
November 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Yesterday fizzled, let's give the lead up to the end and the optional dungeon another try!
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #12
www.twitch.tv/lancetjades
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #12
www.twitch.tv/lancetjades
Maybe we try the Deep Dungeon. Oh, sorry, I mean Midlight's Deep.
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #11
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Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #11
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November 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Maybe we try the Deep Dungeon. Oh, sorry, I mean Midlight's Deep.
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #11
www.twitch.tv/lancetjades
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #11
www.twitch.tv/lancetjades
Final Fantasy Tictacs: The Limberry Chronicles.
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #10
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Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #10
www.twitch.tv/lancetjades
November 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Final Fantasy Tictacs: The Limberry Chronicles.
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #10
www.twitch.tv/lancetjades
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #10
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Math is love. Math is life.
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #9
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Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #9
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October 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Math is love. Math is life.
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #9
www.twitch.tv/lancetjades
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #9
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Chapter 4: Sidequest City and a Special Guest (not literally a guest character).
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #8
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Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #8
www.twitch.tv/lancetjades
October 31, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Chapter 4: Sidequest City and a Special Guest (not literally a guest character).
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #8
www.twitch.tv/lancetjades
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles first play #8
www.twitch.tv/lancetjades