Delicious Terrine 🍉
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This is just so sad
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 AM
This is just so sad
I cannot. Believe. He cannot. Be killed.
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I cannot. Believe. He cannot. Be killed.
Blocked and reported
December 5, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Blocked and reported
You didn't like One Battle After Another?
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
You didn't like One Battle After Another?
It's so funny that all of the autonomous cars on the road are jaguars
December 5, 2025 at 5:51 AM
It's so funny that all of the autonomous cars on the road are jaguars
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Death Stranding is my favorite strand-type game
December 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Death Stranding is my favorite strand-type game
So, you're also a whipweilding vampire hunter?
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
So, you're also a whipweilding vampire hunter?
The saddest part of this whole story. She's so mid it hurts
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The saddest part of this whole story. She's so mid it hurts
I mean, anyone who goes from endorsing Bernie to endorsing Trump... sorry, child. Your cerebrum's scrambled.
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I mean, anyone who goes from endorsing Bernie to endorsing Trump... sorry, child. Your cerebrum's scrambled.
Mummy, how come me crumpets taste like Fairy?
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Mummy, how come me crumpets taste like Fairy?
Says more about the reviewers than anything
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Says more about the reviewers than anything
And is objectively better than at least two of the previous ones
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
And is objectively better than at least two of the previous ones
There's just zero good faith. There's no reconciliation possible with these fuckers. Which makes Hakeem Jeffries' actions all the more detestable.
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
There's just zero good faith. There's no reconciliation possible with these fuckers. Which makes Hakeem Jeffries' actions all the more detestable.
This is the only way
December 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
This is the only way
Hell yeah I fucking double tapped those wetbacks! lol they were all like, "oh no! I'm drowning!" 🤣 hey take another missile up your bean-hole!!! Suck on th--ahem... so, uh... as I was saying, the decision was made by someone else when I wasn't in the room, and y'know, fog of war? Ever heard of it?
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Hell yeah I fucking double tapped those wetbacks! lol they were all like, "oh no! I'm drowning!" 🤣 hey take another missile up your bean-hole!!! Suck on th--ahem... so, uh... as I was saying, the decision was made by someone else when I wasn't in the room, and y'know, fog of war? Ever heard of it?
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Probably not great messaging to call something a hoax when half of your colleagues have been saying
December 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Probably not great messaging to call something a hoax when half of your colleagues have been saying
That thing everyone saw and everyone admitted to? Didn't happen.
December 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
That thing everyone saw and everyone admitted to? Didn't happen.
Check out my prediction market dawg. It predicts... nothing.
December 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Check out my prediction market dawg. It predicts... nothing.