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Proletarian dad. Cook. Pétanque player. US Empire disrespecter.
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I think the reason why I was so moved by one battle after another is that bob is such a loser in the movie. he doesn't do a single thing to save the day, but he somehow raised a badass daughter.
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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ugh
December 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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I will simply become good at everything
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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I mean, this is an execution
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Probably not great messaging to call something a hoax when half of your colleagues have been saying
December 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Samus' screams are so sexy
December 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Just being a hot chick psychically rubbing this clit
December 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I know this is getting old, but I found another big fat pussy
December 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Good news. I found the clitoris.
December 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
OK, I do NOT like the fact that keeping this Miles character alive is part of this game
December 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The slickness levels are very high.

I was worried about this game. But it looks and feels awesome.
December 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Hell yeah, I'm in a vulva!
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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HIM: *pays for dinner*
ME: *files for a restraining order*
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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liberals: “Biden and Harris actually restricted arms to Israel, the genocide didn’t start until Trump took office. And that’s your fault!”

me:
October 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Weird how they never say this about, say, Sugar Land, Texas, or Buckeye, Arizona, both of which are also in red states but are slightly bigger than Dearborn.
Dearborn, Michigan is getting exactly what they voted for. 43% chose Satan over a black woman and it's their fault that their town is getting raided by ICE.
December 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Oh?
December 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Fantasizing about quitting my job to work for a presidential candidate who pledges to put every tech CEO in a zoo
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everything being run by completely out of touch assholes is having predictable reaults
fukuyama predicted this
The Anglophone world getting so bored out of its mind it entered a self-inflicted death spiral is one of those "stop, get me off this ride" realizations
December 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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hell yeah been meaning to cop one of these
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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going door to door making people hate the administration
Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars.

She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM